Chapter 137 Deaf old lady fooled(1/2)
"Snake! Snake...snake bit me!"
Silly Zhu covered his fingers and screamed.
His face was black and blue, with big beads of sweat rolling down his face, and he looked extremely painful.
The uncle pushed him away forcefully, forced himself to sit up, and endured the severe pain from his tail pile, and asked: "Where is the snake? You are not..."
Seeing Li Qiao beside him, the uncle stopped and didn't say anything further.
Silly Zhu pointed at the black hole and said: "There... there are really snakes in there!"
"ah?"
Only then did the elder realize the seriousness of the matter.
In the past, they used hoodwinks to scare others with rats and cockroaches.
In fact, they knew that there was nothing else in the cave except treasure.
But today, there was actually a snake in the cave!
Too careless!
How careless!
At this time, Li Qiao suddenly pointed at the beam and shouted: "Snake! The snake is there! The snake is going to run away!"
Then he urged Shazhu and Yiye: "Catch it quickly! Hurry! It's going to run away!"
Silly Zhu: "..."
The first uncle: "..."
Li Qiao: "Aren't you professionals?"
Silly Zhu: "..."
The first uncle: "..."
Professional shit!
We are professional treasure thieves. How can we imagine that there are really snakes here?
The first man complained: "Li Qiao, why is there really a snake nest in your house?"
Li Qiao looked innocent: "Didn't you find the snake nest?"
The first uncle: "..."
Heartbroken!
You found a snake den and got yourself killed!
Where can I go to reason with you?
Li Qiao looked at the beam: "Oh, the snake has escaped! What a pity!"
When Si Zhu heard the snake ran away, he endured the pain and stood up and said: "I will continue to clean the snake's nest!"
Li Qiao: "You were bitten by a snake, why don't you go to the hospital?"
Silly Zhu: "Cleaning the snake's nest is important!"
As he spoke, he winked at the elder.
The first man: "Li Qiao, in this case, you go find the deaf old lady and tell her that Silly Zhu is injured and ask her to come over!"
Li Qiao: "Oh, I'll go right away."
After saying that, he ran out the door in a panic.
Silly Zhu and the first man couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when they saw Li Qiao leaving.
The first uncle: "Quick, hurry up and act!"
Silly Zhu: "Yeah!"
The old man stood up slowly with a hoe in hand.
Silly Zhu took a broom and stirred into the dark hole.
He wanted to make sure there were no more snakes inside.
Then, he put his hands into the dark hole and started groping.
Old man: "Did you touch it?"
Silly Zhu: "I touched it!"
The first man: "Is it big?"
Silly Zhu: "Big!"
Old man: "How big is it?"
Silly Zhu: "A big box! At least it weighs more than 20 kilograms!"
The first uncle: "I'm rich! I'm rich! I didn't expect that Li Qiao's family has the most hidden treasures!"
Silly Zhu: “But I can’t fit it in my sleeve?”
Old man: "Move right out!"
Silly Zhu: "What should I do if Li Qiao sees me?"
The first uncle: "This..."
The two of them suddenly became embarrassed.
I found a treasure, but there are too many treasures to hide in my sleeves like before.
But if the box is moved out together, Li Qiao will definitely find it.
At this time, the voices of Li Qiao and the deaf old lady sounded outside.
Silly Zhu: "Master, please make up your mind quickly?"
The uncle gritted his teeth: "At worst, I'll give him a share!"
While talking, Li Qiao helped the deaf old lady into the house.
Deaf old lady: "Oh, Silly Zhu, you...you..."
The first man: "Old lady, he was bitten by a snake!"
The deaf old lady hurried over and stuffed a pill into Shazhu's mouth.
Silly Zhu took the opportunity to whisper a few words in her ear.
The deaf old lady's face instantly changed from worry to shock.
She looked at the uncle.
The old man nodded at her.
She calmly put her hand into the black hole and touched it, then a look of excitement appeared on her face.
Li Qiao pretended to be clueless and panicked at the side: "Old lady, we have to send Silly Zhu to the hospital quickly! And the uncle, his tail is broken, we need to treat him quickly, otherwise he will be dead if it's too late.
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Deaf old lady: "Li Qiao, don't be anxious, don't be anxious, they just need to be patient and it will be fine!"
The first man: "Li Qiao, why don't you help us call the doctor?"
Silly Zhu: "Yes, yes, we have difficulty moving. Li Qiao, go and call a doctor for us!"
Li Qiao: "I have asked Xu Damao to go! I will take care of you at home!"
Seeing that it was impossible to send Li Qiao away for the time being.
The deaf old lady, Silly Zhu, and the old man were all helpless.
The three of them looked at each other.
In the end, the deaf old lady made up her mind. She walked over, closed the door, and said: "Bonus!"
In fact, she really didn't want to give it to Li Qiao.
But what if the delay continues and Xu Damao brings someone here?
Wouldn’t it be distributed to more people then?
Even what they got before must be vomited out!
Might as well share it among four people now!
Li Qiao: "Divide? Divide for what? Old lady, why are you closing the door?"
The deaf old lady gestured to Shazhu.
Silly Zhu immediately reached into the hole and took out a big box.
Li Qiao: "Oh, this...this...what is this?"
To be continued...