Siheyuan.

Silly Zhu rolled and crawled into the yard.

He shouted: "It's not mine! It's not mine..."

While shouting, he was peeing.

He collapsed on the ground, his legs trembling wildly, and a stream of yellow liquid flowed down his calves.

Leaving a smelly puddle at the entrance of the courtyard.

He was so scared that he peed.

And he peed all the way.

The uncle was sitting under the eaves of the central courtyard. When he saw Silly Zhu, he asked with great difficulty: "Sinzhu, are you back? How much did you sell the things for?"

The old man’s tail was broken and it hurt so much.

Now I am waiting for Shazhu to come back with the medical expenses!

Silly Zhu collapsed on the ground, looking behind him in despair, still shouting: "It's not mine... it's not mine..."

The uncle noticed something was wrong, stood up with difficulty, walked to the door, and checked the situation.

Then.

He was shocked.

"Ouch! Silly Zhu, you, you, you..."

The old man pointed at the pool of yellow liquid under Shazhu's body, and was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

That's...pee?

Silly column... peed?

This...how is this possible?

The old man couldn't believe it at all, how could a grown man make such a fool of himself!

"Master...I...wuwu..."

When Silly Zhu saw the old man, he hugged his thigh, his nose and tears flowed down, and he burst into tears.

The old man was disgusted and wanted to run away.

After all, how disgusting is it to be hugged by a silly person who is full of shit and urine!

But he had difficulty moving and couldn't escape, so Silly Zhu hugged one of his legs.

Silly Zhu's tears and snot stained his pants, and his feces and urine stained his leather shoes.

The old man looked disgusted.

He really couldn't understand why Silly Zhu would make such a fool of himself?

Are you scared?

It's impossible. What could scare someone like this?

"Shazhu, what's wrong with you?"

The uncle asked as calmly as possible.

"Master, I was scared to death... I was scared to death today..."

Silly Zhu cried like a girl and said.

Old man: "What scares you?"

Silly Zhu: "Those things from the public house... scare me to death."

Silly Zhu talks incoherently.

The old man was confused.

However, he still caught a key word: "You mean the public family? What happened to the public family?"

Silly Zhu: "My father-in-law came to Shenghe Antique Store... and said that I stole and sold national cultural relics... Sir, will I go to jail? Will I be shot? I'm afraid..."

"What?"

The old man was shocked, and his legs began to tremble involuntarily.

public?

The public said that Shazhu stole and sold national cultural relics?

OMG!

this……

No wonder Silly Zhu is so frightened!

This crime is too scary!

The old man's heart couldn't help but beat "boom"!

He, Silly Zhu, and the deaf old lady are all grasshoppers on a rope!

Silly Zhu was convicted by the public, so wouldn’t he be just as guilty as the deaf old lady?

When I thought of this, my eyes went dark and I almost fainted.

He held on to the doorframe, barely keeping himself steady.

Then asked: "Shazhu, how did you come back?"

Silly Zhu: "I overheard their conversation and ran away while they were not paying attention... Master, I'm afraid they will come to catch me! Master, what should I do now?"

This time he was completely frightened.

He ran away from the public eye. Although he escaped, he felt that he would not be able to escape!

The public will definitely come to arrest him!

By then, everything will be over.

Fortunately, Mr. Yi is much more stable.

He looked outside the courtyard to make sure no one was chasing him, so he dragged Shazhu back home, and he didn't mind that Shazhu was covered in feces and urine.

After arriving home.

The old man closed the door and asked Silly Zhu: "Do the people in the antique shop know who you are?"

Silly Zhu: “I don’t know.”

Grandpa: “Do they know where you live?”

Silly Zhu thought for a moment and shook his head: "I don't know."

Master: "Did you leave any evidence for them?"

Silly Zhu: "Only the last one, I've thrown it away!"

The uncle breathed a sigh of relief and said: "That's good! Even if the government wants to arrest you, they won't be able to find you for a while!"

When Silhu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Really?"

Master: "As long as you don't leave any evidence for them, they won't be able to confirm that you are stealing and selling cultural relics, unless they catch you on the spot!"

Silly Zhu: "Thank you for running fast! Otherwise, I would have been caught on the spot!"

The old man: "If you are caught, the old lady and I can't run away!"

The two of them felt like they were surviving a disaster at the same time.

now.

They no longer want gold, silver and jewelry.

As long as you can avoid being caught by the public, you will be lucky!

"By the way, did you pee all the way?"

The old man suddenly asked.

Silly Zhu nodded sheepishly, this was so embarrassing.

"Go quickly and cover the traces, lest the public follow the scent and chase you!"

The uncle urged.

"Oops! Yes, yes!"

When Shazhu heard this, he ran out quickly.

He peed all the way back from Shenghe Store. If the government sent out dogs to search, would he be able to escape?

Silly Zhu shoveled a bucket of plant ash and started covering the urine marks from the entrance of the courtyard.

When he met an acquaintance, Silly Zhu hurriedly explained: "It's dog urine! It's dog urine!"
To be continued...