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Chapter 603 I really want to die a trillion times!

"Oh my god! Stop playing with computers! Hurry up and help mom do something!"

Long Aotian, who was playing the game, heard his mother's call and reluctantly saved the game. Then, he complained in his heart, "Since you know that Long Aotian's name is very bad, why don't you find a way to change my name?" He came to the living room reluctantly to find his mother.

Speaking of which, who would have thought that one day, the popular name "Long Aotian" that was once popular when online novels first emerged would suddenly become a derogatory term like "keyboard warrior", "Holy Mother" and "angry youth"?!

Or, who can predict that these words that seem to be positive words will suddenly become derogatory words with the development of society?!

Unexpectedly!

It can only be said that society develops too fast, and human thoughts become too fast.

A name that looked very handsome in the past suddenly became outdated.

Not to mention it when it is outdated, it even becomes a derogatory term.

Long Aotian felt so distressed. Now even in reality, he often hears others complain casually, "Please! Don't always say such lines from Long Aotian. Face reality well and find a solution!", or "Can you not be so Long Aotian? It's so disgusting!"

Well, in short, I understand everything.

So Long Aotian suffered.

Because there was a couple of parents with late-stage secondary disease who were given this bullshit name since childhood, he was embarrassed to sign up with others now.

Even at home, his parents have changed their words to "Xiaotian" instead of "Long Aotian" in the past.

Please, even if you all feel ashamed of middle school, can you consider changing your name?!

"Hey! I want to die 100 million times!"

I don’t know how many times I sighed in my heart. Long Aotian, who had no eyes, came to the living room. Then I saw the mother wearing the surrounding products pressing Long Aotian’s shoulder with excited hands and saying loudly to him: “Do your mother a favor!”

"Do you know? The magic girl Flilian is doing an event now!"

"As long as you go to Kankang to the clerk, and chant her exclusive line, 'Let me bury you today' at the clerk's handsome look when the magic girl Flilian appeared!"

"Then you can get a family bucket with Kendai Chicken plus a Flilian card!"

"This card is a special card that my mother is playing "Fllol" recently, and can log in by scanning the code!"

"In order to increase the probability of getting SR, I hope you will go to the neighborhood of our house and fight chicken immediately, while your father and I will go to the north and south of the city separately!"

"To be honest, if this event hadn't been limited to only once per ID card, I really wanted to go all over the city to get more cards!"

Hearing this, Long Aotian instantly put on a bitter face: "No, right? Can you call me every time if you die in such a society?!"

"Don't frown! A beautiful face will become ugly!" Long Aotian's mother laughed and comforted: "It's okay! You just need to wear women's clothing, so you won't worry about being recognized and dying from the club!"

"Who said it?!" Long Aotian protested loudly: "I was recognized by my classmates at the last comic exhibition! Now everyone doesn't say it on the surface, but in fact, almost everyone has a copy of my cos Rem!"

Speaking of this, Long Aotian couldn't help but show a despairy expression and sighed in his heart again: "Oh no! I'll say I won't mention this anymore! So shameful! I want to die ten thousand times!"

While sighing in his heart, Long Aotian continued to argue: "If I had women's clothing now, I would definitely be recognized! So..."

"So come on!" Long Aotian's mother smiled very "kindly": "No matter what, your father and I worked hard to train your small account on our behalf, which is not something that will make you upgrade your experience in vain! You must not escape when it's time to fight monsters!"

"All right……"

Long Aotian gave up and lowered his head.

Really, I always use "practice of trumpet" as an example.

Although it makes sense, isn’t it too much for you to compare raising children to practicing small trumpets?!

However, the situation is better than that of others.

Long Aotian finally succumbed to his mother's majesty, put on his skirt obediently, and then skillfully put on a heavy makeup and walked out of the house.

As soon as I went out, I happened to meet an old lady who was loved to bask in the sun downstairs.

And when the old lady saw Long Aotian, she waved her hand and greeted: "Oh my god, are you going to run errands for your parents again?"

"Ah! I want to die ten million times!!!"

With a sigh in his heart, Long Aotian tried hard to put on a "beautiful girl's sweet smile" expression and raised his hand to respond: "Haha, yes, yes..."

Then he ran away!

shame!

It's so shameful!

"I want to die ten thousand times! Hey, it seems like this is 100 million times..."

I don’t know how many times I lamented in my heart, Long Aotian began to beat the chicken in the scorching sun.

“So hot!”

While walking, Long Aotian complained in his heart: "And you can't just wipe your sweat, otherwise the makeup will be exhausted!"

"It's so hard! I want to ask my brothers to help you run errands!"

"Eh?" Long Aotian was stunned: "Little brother? When did I have a little brother?"

Shaking his head gently, Long Aotian hurriedly reminded himself in his heart: "Sure enough, I have watched too many anime recently, so the delusions that have occurred have affected the memory of reality! Oh no! It seems that I will chase less in the future!"

"No matter what, I don't want to be like my parents!"

"After all, I'm still a normal person!"

While making up his mind to be a normal person, Long Aotian quickly walked into the game and beat the chicken.

There are many people willing to fight chickens today, there are many people queuing up, and there are also many people eating.

"Please, it's not a weekend, but you don't take sick leave like me because you just made excuses! Why do you come to the place where you are kidding?!"

He kept complaining in his heart, and at the same time, Long Aotian always felt that his eyes seemed to be concentrated on him and the people around him, as if he was looking for something.

By the way, these people won’t come here to appreciate the moment of other people’s death, right?

"Let me bury you today!"

I said it, and finally someone said it!

Long Aotian looked in front of the team and saw a little girl in a cute dress.

At this time, she posed in a very cute look and shouted out the lines of the magic girl Flilian in a slight manner. After her guardian scanned his ID card to register, he successfully got the free family bucket and card.

The whole family bucket is given to the little girl, and the card...

Then the smiling mother put it in her bag.

Seeing this scene, Long Aotian once again recalled all the things he had when he was a child.

It seems that when I was a child, I was often used by my parents like this. I have so many times that I can’t remember it clearly!

Oops!

This kind of shameful memory feels very bad when you think about it!

"Hey! I want to die a billion times!"

Finally, it was Long Aotian's turn.

Seeing that many people around were looking at this side, Long Aotian gritted his teeth and stomped his feet.

Suddenly, he posed for a child who was very cute but adults posed for a very shameful look and shouted loudly: "Let me bury you today!"

The clerk responded to Long Aotian with a embarrassed explanation: "Sorry, this gentleman, the Flilian event is marked, and only children under 1.5 meters away are allowed to participate."

At this time, Long Aotian noticed that the fly-headed boy who was indeed notified of this rule on the sign next to him who could not be seen with his naked eyes.

"No, right?!"
Chapter completed!
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