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Chapter 671 Xue Xiaoyu, attack!

[Although using this reading app won’t make you rich, it’s still okay to make dozens of dollars a day!]

[What are you waiting for? Click the link at the bottom of the screen to download it quickly?!]

On the phone, a male internet celebrity who has become famous recently because of handstands eating shit is showing a foolish smile and is working hard to promote a reading app.

At the same time, Xue Xiaoyu, who was holding the mobile phone, was showing a "kind" smile on her face and said with a smile to the male protagonist in the mobile video in front of her: "Look clearly, is this the advertisement you shot?"

The male internet celebrity sat on the chair and looked at Xue Xiaoyu with a pale face... The gun in his hand, nodded with a sad face and replied: "It was the advertisement I took, but I had my own difficulties!"

"Stop!"

Xue Xiaoyu interrupted the internet celebrity man with an impatient look: "Don't talk to me about nonsense about the 80-year-old mother's child is sick! I'm tired of hearing whether to change the soup or not! Especially the kind of remarks such as crying and saying that they were filming advertisements because they wanted to be a dog who successfully became a regular dog. It's even more disgusting! So stop talking nonsense!"

Bang!

Throwing the phone in his hand to the internet celebrity man, Xue Xiaoyu put a gun on his head and said to him: "Let's play a game next!"

"That is, as you said in your ad, download the app from the link to this ad, and register a new account."

"I'll give you 24 hours. As long as you can successfully withdraw ten yuan from this app to your mobile banking card, I will transfer you one million as a subsidy for your mental loss!"

"Look, I spent a long time watching the advertisement you made, so download it now! Don't say that the app I downloaded was not downloaded from your ad link, so I couldn't withdraw cash!"

"And I only stipulated ten dollars, isn't it too much?"

"You said in the advertisement that you can't make a fortune, but it's okay to make dozens of dollars a day!"

"We didn't ask you to earn twenty or thirty. Ten dollars can be considered as a range of dozens of dollars, and it is the minimum standard within the range of dozens of dollars. I guess it should be achieved?!"

Facing the internet celebrity man who was about to cry, Xue Xiaoyu smiled very happily: "As for the consequences of successfully withdrawing ten yuan in 24 hours, causing the game to fail..."

"Don't worry! I'll get another million to your card!"

“As…”

"Your funeral expenses!"

"Ah!!!" The internet celebrity male screamed and burst into tears.

"Give me your life! Get me your life!"

While crying, the internet celebrity man pointed at the tip next to the advertisement in translucent small characters: "But there is a written on it, the video content is just an advertising creative, not real?!"

"Sorry!" Xue Xiaoyu said: "I am illiterate and can't read!"

Bang!

The gunshots sounded, and the internet celebrity man was shot in one foot!

"Don't waste my time! I'm very busy! Get it done quickly! If you don't start making money with this app, I will pay you the funeral expenses directly!"

Although the pain was unbearable, the internet celebrity man finally saw Xue Xiaoyu's determination to kill him from this shot, so he quickly started downloading the app and working hard to make money!

Because he knew that this was his only chance to survive!

But to be honest, everyone knows that this so-called money-making app is a scam, and only fools believe that this thing can make money.

Because this is completely inconsistent with business logic!

But at this time, the internet celebrity man hopes that the app he endorses will be slightly inconsistent with the business logic.

Don’t ask for more, ten dollars is enough!

"Ten yuan! Ten yuan! Ten yuan!"

Then the first red envelope was issued by the internet celebrity man with a red envelope of up to 88 yuan!

Seeing this red envelope, the internet celebrity man's body instantly collapsed!

88?

If this is successful, he will stand upside down and eat Xiang!

If you only get a few cents, it may be possible to make a few dollars hard.

After that, just find a way to open a few more small accounts without sleeping and swipe 24-hour advertisements, you may earn ten yuan to achieve your goal.

but……

What a fuck you will give 88?!

This is clearly a rhythm that you don’t plan to make a penny?!

As expected, the red envelopes I issued several times later, from ten yuan to one piece, from one piece to one piece, from one piece to one piece, from one piece to one piece to one piece, from one piece to one piece to one piece…

Then it is infinitely close to zero!

The app stipulates that one hundred yuan can be withdrawn, but in fact, this hundred yuan cannot be withdrawn at all!

Not to mention that it is only 24 hours, even if it is 240 hours or 2400 hours, it will not be able to get this hundred yuan!

Just as the internet celebrity man was extremely desperate and constantly looking for a way to withdraw cash, the phone on Xue Xiaoyu suddenly rang.

"Oh? I'm working again?"

After muttering, Xue Xiaoyu urged the internet celebrity man with a bad look on his face and answered the phone, and then he answered the phone, and he even opened it with a hands-free one.

Hearing Xue Xiaoyu's urging, the internet celebrity man with a cold sweat on his face really wanted to reply: "Do I dare to be lazy?!"

Then I heard a man who looked handsome just by listening to the sound from the phone: "Xue Xiaoyu! I need you to help me investigate a case! An old man was killed by a neighbor upstairs. He killed the old man by a sudden knock on the door in the middle of the night. He caused a heart attack from the old man! More than two months have passed, there are very few clues, so you need your help to investigate the truth!"

"What? It sounds so troublesome!" Xue Xiaoyu couldn't help complaining: "Besides! Everyone is dead, and the case is probably over. Why is it so hard to do this?!"

"There is no way! The old man's undead is unwilling to pass through! So I made an agreement with the old man in the resentful spirit version that if he can help him find the murderer and punish him severely, he will be willing to ascend to heaven. At least he will not cause any more supernatural incidents to scare people!"

"It's so troublesome! And it also involves ghosts! I don't want to go!" Xue Xiaoyu looked a little afraid of ghosts, so she was unwilling to go there.

"Help!" The man on the phone tried hard to persuade: "Your space-based superpowers are the most suitable for investigation! And the range of the suspect is not large, I believe that with your ability, there is absolutely no problem! I have heard that you have made up for a lot of investigation knowledge recently, and your investigation ability has entered a first-class level!"

Hearing this, Xue Xiaoyu said impatiently: "Please! My knowledge of investigation is to find and kill those unscrupulous advertisements more efficiently! The starting point is not to help you investigate the case!"

"Please!" The man on the phone tried hard to persuade him: "As a hero in the league, I can't end in failure when I first appeared in public, right?"

The man on the phone also seemed to know that it was meaningless to just talk about big truths, so he changed his subject: "And I have applied for privileges from the league in the name of the hero team! As long as you can get the first merit in the investigation this time, you will be allowed to add one more time!"

"That's it..." Xue Xiaoyu was obviously very interested in "adding one more time": "Then I'll go there now! It'll be a few minutes! When I kill this disgusting guy next to me, I'll go!"

After saying that, Xue Xiaoyu hung up the phone without waiting for the other person to say anything.

Then Xue Xiaoyu raised her gun and pointed it at the internet celebrity man with a smile: "Sorry, I'm in a hurry today, and I guess you know that the app you endorsed won't make money, right? Don't worry! I've done a test before, and I definitely won't make ten yuan! So let's save some trouble and calculate it according to the failure of the game!"

"At the same time, you can rest assured! That one million will definitely hit your card! No matter what, I worked hard just to earn your funeral expenses!"

"Wait!" The internet celebrity man endured the pain on his feet and shouted loudly: "I heard just now that you are a member of the hero team that the league has started to make recently? At least they are also a direct person! Is it really good for you to do this? You know, you are breaking the law!"

"Breaking the law?" Xue Xiaoyu asked disdainfully: "Have you learned it in school? Law is a tool to rule the country! So law itself does not represent justice!"

"And my behavior has been authorized by the alliance!"

"You heard the number of times just now! That's the number of times you kill a license!"

"Although you can't destroy the whole family just by glaring at me, there is no problem killing a scum like you who is obviously a fraud but not subject to legal sanctions!"

"So within the league, I'm legal!"

"therefore……"

Bang!

The gunshot sounded, and the internet celebrity man with tears in his face slowly fell down his eyebrows. Xue Xiaoyu smiled and said the last words: "Please die once!"

"If you become an internet celebrity again in your next life, don't accept such conscience-ridden advertisements again!"

He put the pistol freely and Xue Xiaoyu operated his mobile phone to complete a transfer of one million yuan.

Then, he closed his eyes slightly and sensed Sui Yu's location. Xue Xiaoyu murmured to himself: "Xue Xiaoyu, attack!"

Then, Xue Xiaoyu's figure disappeared without a trace.
Chapter completed!
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