Chapter 2 Substitution
When I saw the master come back, I felt a little surprised and wanted to say hello to the master.
But the master glared at me fiercely: "Baby, I'm going back to settle the score with you!"
When the master spoke, I was stunned on the spot and didn't react for a while.
But the master had already strode towards Li Laosan, and Li Laosan still looked half-dead and kept asking for water to drink.
The master said nothing and went up to pinch Li Laosan's mouth. He found a pack of salt from somewhere, aimed it at Li Laosan's mouth and started to fall.
And he said while saying, "Aren't you thirsty? I'll let you drink enough now!"
That's a whole bag of salt. Now that's it, who can bear it?
Li Laosan began to struggle violently, staring at his eyes, and kept making a "screaming" beast-like roar in his mouth.
Seeing that Li Laosan was struggling so hard, the master shouted to the people around him: "Why are you standing there? Come and hold him down! Ding Fan, go buy a bottle of rice wine and come back."
Everyone was stunned. Now that they heard the master speak, they reacted and quickly stepped forward to help.
Although I didn’t know what the master was going to do, I bought a bottle of rice wine in a short while.
The master opened the bottle cap and stuffed the rice wine bottle into Li Laosan's mouth, not afraid of choking Li Laosan. He stopped until he finished drinking it.
At this time, Li Laosan was not struggling, his whole body was shaking, his mouth was constantly retching, and he no longer wanted water to drink.
Seeing this, the master loosened Li Laosan.
As soon as he loosened his ties, Li Laosan covered his stomach and said "vulnerable" and began to vomit continuously. Most of the water he had drunk before was vomited out now.
After Li Laosan finished vomiting, he was panting and seemed to have recovered his mind.
What's wrong with me? He was fine last night, why did he look like this early this year?
Li Laosan himself was also confused and said that when dawn approached, he felt dry mouth and wanted to drink water.
In the end, he was out of control. As for what he did and said later, he could no longer remember.
When Lao Qin from the funeral home saw that Li Lao San was like this, he asked my master what was wrong with him.
My master frowned and did not answer directly.
He just told Li Laosan not to leave the funeral home these three days, nor to get close to a place with water, and he could only drink salt water if he drank water.
After three days, he will be fine.
Li Laosan naturally knew how powerful my master was and thanked him repeatedly.
Then, the master took me out of the funeral home with a cold face.
I didn't say a word to me along the way, as if I was angry.
I didn't dare to speak, so I followed behind.
When I got home, the master closed the door with a "slam" and said to me: "Kneel down!"
Seeing that the master got angry and asked me to kneel down, I was a little confused for a moment: "Master, what's wrong with you today?"
"What's wrong? You bastard did what you did last night? Don't you know what you did?" The master's voice was loud and his eyes were about to spit out of fire.
I felt a little aggrieved, but I still stammered and said, "I just went to collect the corpse once!"
The sound was not loud, but the master was furious when he heard it.
He pointed at my nose and started to get angry: "You bastard, how do you tell you on weekdays? Tell you not to touch the corpse, don't touch the corpse, you take my words as a blow to your ears, right? Do you know why Li Laosan became like that?"
When I heard this, my heart couldn't help but feel nervous.
But he also asked curiously: "Is it because of the corpse collection last night?"
"Hmph! Last night you two collected the monkeys of water, and it happened to be the full moon of the 15th. Just your three-legged cat technique, you dare to collect it casually? Now they are pestering you two." The master was angry.
When I heard this, my mind was filled with an explosion.
Being entangled by ghosts feels terrible just thinking about it.
"Master, don't scare me." He looked panic.
"Scared you? Just look at yourself!" The master said coldly with his hands on his back.
I didn't believe it, so I hurriedly lifted my clothes, but when I saw it, my whole body was cold.
Because I didn't know when my body also grew yellow spots that were exactly the same as those on Li Laosan's body.
I swallowed in horror, and was so scared that I asked the master what was going on and if he had a skin disease.
The master said, "I was targeted by the fishing couple. The "blue spots" that appear when the Yin Qi enters the body is a sign of the evil ghost's life-seeking.
My feet were trembling when I said this. I didn't expect that I would go out alone to collect the corpse once, and I would get into the life-seeking water monkey.
With a "thump" sound, he knelt down and asked the master to save me.
The master's face was very cold, but after all, I was the only disciple.
His expression suddenly eased, and then he spoke to me: "This fishing couple is not a good thing. They use the ruling net in the reservoir all year round. Now they deserve it and are retribution. But it is not that easy to let you be their scapegoat!"
"Master, then, what should I do?" Chenghuang asked in fear.
The master was silent for a little bit and said, "Either hide or just send me it. I don't have that great ability to send it to me, but I can try it if I hide. There is a coffin in the backyard that I just finished. I will go to bed tonight! No matter what I hear at night, don't come out and make a sound. After three days, this matter will be over."
When I heard about sleeping in the coffin, I looked shocked on the spot and asked if there was any other way.
The master was calm and said that he didn't want to be a scapegoat for the fishing couple, so he asked me to do it.
I dared not be negligent, so I could only nod and agree. I asked the master, where will he go tonight? Will he be with me?
The master shook his head and said that the fishing couple was not only staring at me, but also me and Lao San.
What I said before in the funeral home was completely used to comfort Li Laosan.
He also said that if he bumped into this matter, he would have to take care of it to the end.
Li Laosan's situation is much more dangerous than me. He must go to the funeral home to watch tonight, so as not to be hooked by the water monkey...
As soon as it got dark, I was taken to the backyard by my master.
There is a coffin in the backyard that I had just finished plastering and had not had time to paint. It was also the place where I would hide tonight when I went to bed.
But in addition, the master also brought a paper man, and strangely, he put on my clothes.
I asked the master what this is for, and the master said it was used to confuse the water monkey.
I don’t believe that the paper man looks far from me, can this be confusing?
But the master was too lazy to explain to me, and even asked me to burn incense to the paper man.
Although I don’t know why, the master asked me to do it, so I did it.
Then, the master asked me to lie in the coffin and cover me with the cover.
I would like to remind me that no matter what I hear at night, I will not be allowed to speak out, and I will not be allowed to come out.
In order to avoid the entanglement of the monkey, I naturally understood the master's good intentions, nodded and said yes, and the master left with him.
Lying in the coffin is really not very comfortable, the space is small, and it is difficult to turn over.
But I accidentally discovered that there was a small gap in the coffin board.
Through this small gap, you can see a white paper man wearing my clothes not far away.
The sky became darker and the whole person became drowsy.
At about one o'clock in the morning, the surroundings suddenly became cold and they couldn't help but tremble.
At this time, my whole body became much more awake, and calmed down, and then I observed the white paper man outside through the gap.
Still there, and what's different.
But just as I was about to withdraw my gaze and lie in the coffin to continue sleeping.
Behind the white paper man's shoulders, a woman's head with white skin suddenly appeared. As soon as the woman's head appeared, she sniffed at the white paper man with a greedy look.
This scene came extremely suddenly and there was no sign of precursor at all.
His pupils suddenly magnified, his face full of horror, and his body was trembling.
I almost couldn't help but scream. Fortunately, I reacted quickly and covered my mouth and forced myself to suppress the fear in my heart.
At this moment, I felt cold on my back, sweating all over my palms, and I felt even more panicked.
This should be the female ghost who is pestering me and wants me to take my life on behalf of me.
After sniffing a few times, the female ghost slowly stretched out her hand from behind, then touched the white paper man from her shoulder to her chest, with a charming and seductive movement.
It's not over yet. After touching the white paper man for a while, the female ghost still smiled "giggled" and said hoarsely: "Young man looks so fair-looking. Since you don't speak, my sister-in-law will take you to the river to take a shower!"
Chapter completed!