Chapter 26 Sumo
The ten-mile long street is full of colorful sheds, with shouts of goods from north to south, singing and dancing, and endless laughter and joy. People are next to each other, crowding with people. Sun Yue's first New Year in the Northern Song Dynasty was really lively.
Lao Fang held Sun Yue on his shoulder and walked along the crowd. He felt that everything was fresh and interesting. He held a candy man in his hand and licked it step by step, as if he was really like a child.
There are quite a few tile houses on the street, and there are no words for storytelling, opera and acting zaju. Sun Yue also paid special attention to these colleagues in the folk art world. Most of the stand-alone people talk about scriptures and history, which should be the prototype of storytelling in later generations.
The more popular ones are "The Tale of the Three Zangs of the Tang Dynasty to obtain scriptures" and "Cui Yingying and Shang Ding Butterfly Love Flowers", but it sounds far from comparable to the father's imitation of Shan Tianfang.
"What are you talking about? Someone is applauding." As he said that, Sun Yue was extremely arrogant and said: "Wow~"
"Brother Yue, you are a real expert in this field. Naturally, you have a higher vision. In fact, what they said is really good."
"It's not bad. I'm embarrassed to go on stage without learning it. This is the New Year, otherwise I would have wanted to throw stones."
"Brother Yue, they are all our own pity people. Your father is too lazy to teach, so he doesn't learn anything, but the profits are all OK. This is already one of the best pity people in Kaifeng City. No matter how good it is, you have to go to the Liyuan in the palace."
“…………”
It's so embarrassing.
Take out a small piece of silver from your pocket, throw it to the table, and shouted loudly: "Okay! That's great, let's have another one!
If we say that in the past year, Sun Yue has never been involved in the family business since their family's life. It's really a matter of deaf ears and only read the books of sages. He has never seen his own pity for his family.
"If Brother Yue doesn't like these, I'll take you to see other things. I'm a little bored studying on weekdays. I naturally should relax and relax during the Chinese New Year. If you like anything, just buy it. I'll help Brother Yue pay."
"Good uncle, I know you're the best. I heard that there are women's sumo wrestling during the Chinese New Year. Can you take me to watch it?"
Lao Fang immediately looked embarrassed: "Yes, there are, but Brother Yue, that thing is not suitable for you, it is not suitable for children."
Sun Yue was overjoyed when he heard this. If you want to see it, you have to see what is not suitable for children. He buried himself in the melodious and righteous words such as "The Book of Rites" and "The Spring and Autumn Annals" all day long. He watched things that are gentle, respectful, frugal and kind all day long. Do you still have to see positive energy during the Chinese New Year? It's not the Spring Festival Gala.
"Uncle, take me there quickly, take me there quickly, I want to go against the world! I want to look at them with a critical look, good uncle, please."
Lao Fang couldn't stand him, so he had to agree, "That's OK, but we can't let your father know."
"Of course, you are afraid of being told, and I am afraid of being beaten. Hurry up."
Lao Fang had no choice but to take him to a place that was not suitable for the children.
In fact, Lao Fang himself really wants to watch it, because although sumo wrestling is available at any time in Kaifeng, the truly "good-looking" sumo wrestling is only available in these three days.
Because gambling was strictly prohibited in the Northern Song Dynasty, only the three days from the first to the third day of the lunar calendar are ignored, and gambling and sex are not separated. In addition, things like ** that are not suitable for children will not be restricted in this or that only in these three days. He was entangled by Sun Yue before he could go shopping. If he missed this time, he would have to wait another year.
After buying a ticket from a special tranch, Sun Yue found that the ticket was really not cheap. It was always a one-month price. How many ordinary people can afford to spend the money to relax and relax?
As a result, as soon as I entered, I found that it was so crowded inside, with no place to sit, and the old and young men were rushing forward as if crazy.
Lao Fang relied on his health and pushed forward. You should know that Lao Fang is a man in Nancheng. He followed more than 100 brothers who had been soldiers and killed people to take on projects everywhere. No matter what era this number of people was, they were not easy to mess with, so those people were more sensible and made way for a way. So they both squeezed into the ring.
Sun Yue rode on Lao Fang's neck as he was already high. As soon as he got off the ring, he felt that the white flesh waves were swaying in front of him, and he became beautiful on the spot.
Later generations actually had misunderstandings about sumo wrestling. I always thought that two fat men were pushing each other on stage, because this is the sumo wrestling in Japan? Didn’t their sumo wrestling be passed down by us?
In fact, this statement is correct. Sumo wrestling is derived from military training. Zhao Kuangyin himself is a sumo wrestling master. He organizes sumo wrestling competitions in the imperial guards every year, and he is the referee himself. The winner will be promoted.
The sumo wrestlings in the tramp are divided into two types: regular season and exhibition competition. The regular season is naturally fat people with overweight, because the thin guy really can't beat the fat guy, but the exhibition competition is different.
The men's sumo wrestling exhibition competition, also known as Joe Sumo, requires various antics to attract attention, while the women's sumo wrestling is all an exhibition competition. Since it is an exhibition competition... What are the good things about the two fat ladies?
Therefore, not only are women sumo wrestlers not fat, but they also have to be beautiful. The figure must be fat but not fat. The places where they should be big must be big. This will shake when they fight, and the white ones will look good, but the places where they should be thin must still be thin.
Women's sumo wrestling is also called nude drama. You can tell by the name. That is, these women wear very little clothes, with a small piece of cloth around each of the upper and lower bodies, which seems to be exposed but not exposed. After the fight starts, they will often be pulled off because the confrontation is too fierce. In fact, the performance matches are all designed, and they must be pulled off in the end. How can the two of them decide the winner before they are not pulled out?
Two women on the ring hugged each other. "Xiao Sanniang" was suppressing "Xiao Sijie". When she was pushing, Xiao Sanniang was acting badly and insisted on smearing the other person's upper body. Hei Sijie didn't let Xiao Sanniang take it. The two of them rolled around on the ring and it was very lively. Finally, the Black Sijie took a chance to break free, but instead took advantage of the situation to remove Xiao Sanniang's upper body.
At this point, the old and young men all shouted loudly, and they threw copper coins and silver pieces onto the stage like raindrops. Sun Yue was no exception. He threw them and cheered, and his voice became a little hoarse.
This is so much better than A-movie! Why is such an excellent traditional culture lost after a thousand years?
After a while, the two sumo wrestlers stripped away. Sun Yue knew that it was almost time to end. The man was a strange creature. When he blocked the place, he was willing to throw it away to see how much money the white money was spent inside, but after he really took it down, he felt bored.
So this female sumo wrestler is not a job that everyone can do. It is very knowledgeable about when to remove clothes and when they can’t be taken off, when to decide the winner, how to distribute physical strength, and how to hook up with the audience to throw money on it.
Sure enough, not long after, the two people on the stage finished fighting. The young and old waited for the next game with satisfaction, but at this moment, a tender voice shouted: "Shopkeeper, are you two sumo wrestlers selling, I want to buy it."
When Sun Yue saw that there was a young man opposite the ring, who was riding the neck of his adult like him.
This young man is about eleven or twelve years old, older than Sun Yue. He is wearing a five-colored sable fur coat and a snow-white fox-wool hat. There is also a huge pearl on the hat. In addition to the guard carrying him under him, there are actually 10 or 20 guards around, each with strong and brave body with swords. At first glance, he is the son of the powerful family.
Sun Yue asked in surprise: "Can this sumo wrestler still sell it?"
"Of course, the shopkeeper opened a business for money. As long as he could make money, so what if he sold it, these sumo wrestlers were happy. They were all miserable people. Can they still do this job for a lifetime? If they could be sold into a wealthy family, even if they were a man of a man, wouldn't it be much better than that?"
When Sun Yue heard this, he raised his hands and said, "Then I want to buy it too, I want to buy it too. The guy opposite, let's discuss which one you want to buy.
Chapter completed!