20, robbing battle, lore(1/2)
"certainly."
Yunyangzi replied.
"Here... I don't know all the peak masters well, so... can I conduct an assessment on each peak master?"
Zheng Tuo said, taking out a stack of papers from his space backpack.
That's right.
You read that right, it’s really a stack of papers.
Zheng Tuo felt that his request was nothing.
After all, we are also the owners of the best spiritual roots.
Commonly known as fragrant pastry.
If you want to eat delicious food, you must pay a price.
"Assessment?"
"examination paper?"
"Is there any mistake?"
Everyone, look at me and I look at you.
As a peak master, he is a being who is inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people.
They usually make demands on others and evaluate others.
Who dares to make demands of them and who dares to test them.
but now.
For a super monster, he will definitely stand at the top of the mortal world in the future.
They can only endure it.
One by one, they obediently took out their pens and ink.
Like a primary school student, he eagerly awaits the teacher to hand out papers soon.
Zheng Tuo handed the paper to Yunding.
"Pass it on one by one."
Yunding was stunned for a moment, but still did as he was told.
"The exam lasts for half an hour."
Zheng Tuo took out the hourglass and started timing.
"When half an hour is up, you must hand in your paper."
Several peak leaders and Yunyangzi found Zheng Tuo's serious attitude amusing.
But when they saw the questions in the test paper, they all started to frown.
The first big question.
There are 10 multiple-choice questions in total, each question is worth 3 points, totaling 30 points.
first question.
"When your mother and your wife fall into the water at the same time, who do you save?"
a, save mother.
b. Save your wife.
c. Whoever shouts louder will save him.
d. Light a cigarette and calm down first.
"What the hell problem!"
Yunding frowned, it was completely unreasonable.
"Damn! I'm an orphan, what will I do if I don't have a mother!"
Lei Xing scratched his head.
Falling into self-doubt.
Question two.
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
a, the chicken came first.
b, the egg comes first.
c, it’s none of my business.
d, I don’t know, but the fried eggs are delicious.
"Can someone tell me what the hell an egg is!"
Yun Qianli had never heard of what an egg was.
He always thought that chickens can't lay eggs.
Question three.
"When the female Taoist monk said I wasn't angry, what she was trying to express was."
a, She's really not angry.
b. She can only give birth to children and cannot be angry.
c. Give me a beating and ask again.
d. There has never been a female Taoist couple.
"It seems that little friend Zheng Tuo is quite a romantic young man."
The matchmaker held the writing brush and continued to answer.
Question 4.
The meat of the following mythical beast is the most delicious.
a, Zulong.
b, Kunpeng.
c, Phoenix.
d, I haven’t eaten it, so I don’t know.
"Do you think the mythical beast is pork? Eat it if you want."
Yunyangzi shook his head.
These creatures only exist in legends.
I have never seen it, let alone eaten it.
The remaining questions all followed this line of thinking, which made several people miserable.
Damn, what the hell is this?
I answered the multiple-choice questions with trepidation.
I thought the nightmare was over.
But when they saw the second big question, their worldview collapsed.
The second big question.
Brain teasers.
There are 5 questions in total, each question is worth 5 points, totaling 25 points.
What the heck are brainteasers!
first question.
"Two puppies are racing. Puppy A is running very fast, and puppy B is running very slowly. Which puppy sweats more when they reach the finish line?"
"If you ask me if dog meat tastes good, I can tell you who sweats more and does my shit."
Yunding was depressed.
Question two.
What kind of sword is a transparent sword?
"Someone actually made a transparent sword. I really want to get to know him."
Yunyangzi nodded.
Question three.
Two people went to the beach to play and were suddenly swept away by a wave.
The person who was swept away was named Xiao Ming. What is the name of the remaining person?
"Of course I'm calling for help."
The matchmaker writes down her answer.
Question 4.
Where does the world's largest potato grow?
To be continued...