Chapter 11 Delicious but Dumplings
Jinhou didn't expect that the person who stole the coke was Song Tianbao.
Song Tianbao took another sip of Coke, then burped, and smiled faintly at Jinhou: "Yes, it's me. So you know me. I've lit a cigarette for you in the morning."
"Yeah, I remember you!"
Jinhou calmed down for a moment, then lit a cigarette to relieve his nervousness, and then said, "Brother, I put the Coke you just drank on it."
"Oh, is that? This Coke is yours. I'm really embarrassed."
As he said that, Song Tianbao vomited a big mouthful of Coke that had just been drunk into the bottle.
Because I vomited a lot, the water level of the Coke bottle was full again.
The golden monkey frowned and secretly squatted out the cigarette.
He knew that Song Tianbao was about to come.
Song Tianbao held the Coke bottle and shook it gently twice. It was suddenly filled with bubbles, and it felt like I had never drunk it before: "I gave it back to you. I didn't take a few sips just now, but you see that the bottle is still full."
The golden monkey took the bottle of Coke and was already crazy inside.
But he was a veteran in the world. After still smiling calmly, he gently threw the bottle of Coke into the urine tank next to him.
"puff"
A group of green-headed flies were directly hit by the bottle of Coke.
Jinhou said expressionlessly: "Since you have drunk it, don't give it to me anymore, I'm afraid of AIDS."
"Haha, saliva is not easy to spread AIDS unless you are always taken to the back door."
Song Tianbao smiled and looked at the bottle of floating and heavy Coke in the urine tank: "It's a waste to not drink such a bottle of Coke. It seems that I didn't know how to cherish it if I didn't buy it with my own money."
Jinhou said: "What do you mean? What does it mean to spend your own money?"
"No? This bottle of Coke was not bought with your own money."
After Song Tianbao finished speaking, he didn't want to talk nonsense to him anymore, so he spread his hand to him.
Jinhou began to pretend to be stupid: "What does it mean?"
"Food card."
"Your meal card has fallen out? Are you saying, I stole your meal card?"
"What do you think?"
"I said you sister!"
Just as the Jinhou was about to go out, Song Tianbao pressed his shoulder with his hand and used a little effort.
The golden monkey felt that the other party was putting pressure, so he did not take another step to leave.
He swept Song Tianbao with his aftertaste and found that he was not carrying a guy on his body, so he began to calm down. He turned around and faced Song Tianbao, who was five centimeters shorter than him, then raised his head and said coldly: "You said, your meal is stuck with me?"
"Yes! Not only did I see you spending with my meal card, I also saw you touching the salesperson's butt."
Jinhou was secretly surprised. It turned out that this idiot was following him all the time.
The enemy is open and the enemy is secret, which is a taboo in the world.
The golden monkey's heart beat faster and decided to be strong to the end. He nodded calmly: "Okay! It seems that I must overcome your hurdle today."
"I just want to get the meal card back and don't want to make things worse."
"Hahaha, don't want to make a big deal? Hahaha..."
The golden monkey laughed loudly, and his arrogant laughter echoed in the toilet.
A few seconds later, he put away his laughter and took out the bulging wallet from his pocket: "Brother, you don't want to make a big deal, but I think... Come on, kid, brother, show you my wallet. My wallet is full of meal cards. Tell me which one is yours."
Song Tianbao looked closely and found that there were indeed more than a dozen of the same meal cards in Jinhou's wallet. There were several meal cards with hello and kitty and SpongeBob SquarePants. You could tell at a glance that they were girls. Unexpectedly, Jinhou, the beast Jinhou, did not even let go of the girl's meal cards. Pipilu was right, Jinhou was a big mouse hidden in No. 8 Middle School.
There are twelve meal cards in total.
The golden monkey took out all the twelve meal cards from his wallet. The twelve meal cards were stacked two centimeters thick together. The golden monkey gently twisted them with his fingers, and the twelve meal cards spread out like a peacock spreading their screen, and the spacing between each meal card was almost exactly equal.
The golden monkey is indeed a good skill, like a god of gambling.
Song Tianbao stood two meters away and looked up at the meal card in Jinhou's hand. Although the light was poor, he still said with certainty: "From counting from the left, the fourth meal card is mine!"
"Brother, I have such a good eye."
The golden monkey secretly admired him.
He flicked his finger and popped up the meal card from the twelve meal cards: "You are right, this meal card is indeed yours, but there is no money inside, hahaha."
After saying that, he flicked his fingers again and then bounced out the meal card.
"cough"
The rice card was like a dart, drawing an arc in the air.
Song Tianbao took a step and intercepted the meal card with one hand.
“…”
The golden monkey was secretly surprised again.
He didn't expect that the other party's movements were so agile. When Fanka was flying just now, the speed was extremely fast. The other party could directly intercept Fanka in such dim light.
Is it luck or strength?
Jinhou felt that the other party was a bit difficult, so he decided to leave as the best strategy.
However, Song Tianbao stuffed the rice card into his pocket and reached out to block Jinhou's way: "Sorry, you have returned the rice card to me, but do you have to return the money inside?"
"Give you a mom."
The golden monkey roared violently and directly hit Song Tianbao's temple, with a heavy punch.
"call"
The howling heavy punch came with a strong wind.
Song Tianbao made a prediction in advance and quickly tilted his neck. The golden monkey's powerful and heavy punch was swung directly in the air.
"Ah, someone is fighting."
In the toilet, there was a classmate who had not had time to finish the shit. Seeing Jinhou having sex again, he was so scared that he ran away without even lifting his pants.
Song Tianbao simply locked the toilet door.
The originally dim toilet became even darker.
The golden monkey stood in the dark, with a ferocious and terrifying expression: "Brother, I see you, I really don't want to stay in Eight Middle School."
As he said, he put his hand in his pocket and started dialing his phone. Based on his memory, he knew that the last call record was his second brother "A Guda".
Aguda, whose original name is Gu Zhida. He is a sports committee member of Class 9 of Senior High School and is also a gold medal thug for Brother Hui. Usually, Jinhou likes to call him second brother. According to his qualifications, Aguda is ranked behind Brother Hui, known as the second person in No. 8 Middle School, Jinhou ranks fourth, and the third brother is Leng Xiaofeng. Everyone in No. 8 Middle School knows that Aguda has the toughest body, Leng Xiaofeng is the most outstanding in his work, and Jinhou’s methods are the most insidious and clever.
Song Tianbao glanced at Jinhou and found that he was dialing his phone, so he smiled: "Why, the monkey wants to bring reinforcements?"
The muscles on the face of the monkey twitched: "Song Tianbao, you are in trouble today."
When he said this, Song Tianbao was surprised: "So you have known me for a long time?"
"Yes, yesterday afternoon, a brother saw you teased our sister-in-law on the bus."
"Sister-in-law? Who is your sister-in-law?"
"Zhou Ningning."
When the golden monkey said the three words "Zhou Ningning", Song Tianbao immediately remembered it.
It turned out that when he was saving the beauty yesterday afternoon, there were indeed a few boys from No. 8 Middle School sitting on the bus. Although those boys were tall and big, they were all cowards. When they saw Brother Leopard showing his knife, they were all scared to shivering their heads. But unexpectedly, although they did not dare to act bravely, they always liked to bite their tongues and tell the story. The Golden Monkey already knew what happened yesterday afternoon. Song Tianbao reached out to hug Zhou Ningning, and it is said that someone took photos. Now, at No. 8 Middle School, Song Tianbao wanted to soak Zhou Ningning, but he couldn't even wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Song Tianbao smiled bitterly: "So, Zhou Ningning is your sister-in-law?"
"That's right, our Brother Hui has long been interested in her."
"Who are you Brother Hui? Did he and Zhou Ningning enter the bridal chamber?"
"Don't you fucking shit, you're all studying, what kind of bridal chamber is you?"
"Oh, it turns out that Brother Hui you mentioned is also from our No. 8 Middle School? That's really offensive. Since Brother Hui did not go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Zhou Ningning to stamp it, nor did he treat him to dinner and enter the bridal chamber, why do you say that Zhou Ningning is your sister-in-law?"
"Song Tianbao, I warn you again that the three words "Zhou Ningning" cannot come out of your mouth in the future, otherwise I will break your third leg."
"Oh, is that? That's really offensive. As the saying goes, it's delicious but dumplings, and it's fun but sister-in-law. Looking back, you sent a message to Brother Hui on my behalf, saying that I like Zhou Ningning very much. As for the relationship between me and her, it may take some time to cultivate it slowly, so you don't have to worry about this."
"Grassy Horse, I think you don't want to live anymore."
The golden monkey rushed to the east wall of the toilet with a quick step.
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!