242. Funny vs. Funny(1/2)
Su Anran was immediately laughed out of anger.
"Now you say your surname is Su?"
Qingyu blinked, with a super positive expression on his face: "You taught me that too."
"When did I teach you this?"
"A saintly monk has something to do, but a bald donkey has nothing to do." Qingyu said matter-of-factly, "I'm just learning and applying it!"
Su Anran thought for a long time before finally remembering in his mind that when he was in Tianyuan Secret Realm, he did use the explanation of "market demand" to refute Qingyu's hypocritical words. But that was just
What he was talking about casually was serious nonsense, but he didn't expect that Qingyu would take advantage of him today.
"So you have something wrong, Su Qingyu, are you okay?"
"Qingyu." Qingyu looked at Su Anran with a matter-of-fact expression, and at the same time looked at Su Anran with an expression of "are you stupid?"
"Tell me about you. You were such a well-behaved child before, but why have you become so shameless now?"
"Senior Sister said, it's called red when you are close to Zhu and black when you are close to Mo. Naturally, I am shameless when I am close to Su Anran." Qingyu's little brain was buzzing with ideas, with an expression of "I am so reasonable", "I don't care.
I want to draw a card. I haven’t drawn a card yet today. I feel uncomfortable if I don’t smoke for a day! I’m addicted, An Ran~"
Qingyu made a charming voice, and especially made a long sound with a trilling and slightly gasping tone on Su Anran's name.
"Ahhhhhh-"
As if some mechanism had been triggered, Su Anran's head hurt, and Shi Lezhi also started to make a fuss.
"Husband, let me beat this little bitch to death! She actually wants to seduce you, and she even shamelessly gave herself my husband's surname. Let me beat her to death! Husband!"
"I said you are not my wife either..." Su Anran couldn't complain in her heart.
This time it was Shi Lezhi's turn to look embarrassed and coy: "Husband, what are you talking about? Although we are not husband and wife, we have been fused together for the rest of our lives, and no one can separate us...
Could it be that, husband, you attach great importance to the relationship between husband and wife? That’s right... After all, there are three unfilial piety and the worst is not having children! Ah, so to speak, I should really find a way to get in shape..."
Seeing Shi Lezhi who had fallen into some kind of self-delusional fanaticism and kept breathing heavily, probably thinking from "how to get a body" to "how many children to have", Su Anran was quite speechless.
What kind of monsters are around me?
Then he looked at Qingyu with a straight face: "Where did you learn all these messy things like you?"
"It's a forum for everything." Qingyu blinked, "The Fairy Palace also has a question and answer area next to the martial arts arena, called the Little Fairy's Fairy Palace. There are many techniques in this area, such as how to make you look sharp.
Your voice has become more beautiful, what position should you stand to make you look good when standing with male monks...and many other very practical tips. Many female monks especially like this section."
Su Anran's head is full of black lines.
What the hell does Fairy Palace teach?
When he comprehensively updated the Wanshi Forum, he made a suggestion to provide some large sects with personal sub-sections. It was obvious that Wanshi Lou was very concerned about this matter, so he implemented it as soon as possible.
First of all, in order to expand their influence, these large sects will naturally operate carefully and cooperate with some policies of Wanshilou. This can be regarded as a win-win strategy.
Of course, not everyone can enter these sections at will.
The personal sections opened by different sects have different verification requirements.
The entry requirement for the sub-section opened by the Fairy Palace is that only female monks can enter - Qingyu has been verified and certified by Wanshilou, so she can enter this sub-section of the Fairy Palace.
But what Su Anran didn't expect was that the sub-section of the Fairy Palace taught not the cultivation experience, but the skills of how to seduce a male monk?
Is this a gathering place for vixens?
Should it be said that it deserves to be the Fairy Palace?
Su Anran glanced at Qingyu, and then said slowly: "Do you still need to learn in this aspect?"
"Senior Sister said that the master is the teacher. I'll go inside and observe what's wrong. Maybe they will know some skills that I don't know." When Qingyu said this, her eyes were a little wandering, which was obviously a sign of guilty conscience.
This made Su Anran more and more certain that this guy must have some purpose in getting in.
But calm down, this kind of thing is also Qingyu's own freedom, and he doesn't bother to care about it.
Of course, the premise is that this guy doesn't use those techniques on him, otherwise the feeling of the divine sea exploding every time will make him really uncomfortable.
Shi Lezhi now is like a barrel of dynamite. Qingyu will explode immediately if he touches it casually.
After all, it is himself who suffers.
"I don't care what you do, anyway, don't bring the Fairy Palace stuff to Taiyi Valley, or you may be kicked out of Taiyi Valley by the master."
Qingyu blinked: "But I have the access jade from Taiyi Valley."
Su Anran was speechless.
Lao Huang, that idiot, couldn't give this thing as a gift. It made it hard for him to even fool him.
"I've driven you out of Taiyi Valley, and your access jade stone will definitely be useless."
"No, I've asked the Eighth Senior Sister. If we want the Taiyi Valley's access jade to be ineffective, we must replace the entire Taiyi Valley's mountain protection formation. That's a big project, and Valley Master Huang won't do that.
Made.”
Su Anran was stunned.
Qingyu raised her head proudly.
But Su Anran's next words made her face freeze instantly: "Tell me, why are you so skillful? You can even ask this kind of thing so clearly, you don't want to do anything bad, right?"
"No! No!" Qingyu said angrily, "Do I look like the kind of person who would be harmful to Taiyi Valley?"
"That's impossible to say."
"Su Anran! You bitch!" Because of her anger and excitement, Qingyu's breathing became rapid, and her chest rose and fell quite obviously.
Su Anran glanced at it.
I have to say that since Qingyu turned into a spiritual beast, her chest has actually become quite substantial, almost no longer inferior to the senior sister, third senior sister, and seventh senior sister.
Feeling Su Anran's gaze, Qingyu's eyes suddenly turned and she puffed up her chest proudly.
As a former demon clan, Qingyu is from the Qingqiu clan, which is often reviled by the human race as a vixen. However, Qingyu has never underestimated her appearance. She knows that she is quite good-looking, and she can impress people with every smile.
With the nerves of countless people, he can become the person with the strongest presence in the audience at any time, even Luo Na and Ao Wei cannot compete with him.
Qingyu still has this kind of confidence.
But if she had any dissatisfaction, it was that she was really dissatisfied with her breasts, especially compared to Lorna and Ao Wei, she felt that it was simply a shame.
Qingyu remembered that her grandmother once told her with a smile that a bud waiting to bloom is also a kind of beauty.
But she felt that grandma's smile was too far-fetched.
She doesn’t want anything budding, she wants to let it bloom!
So now, she is quite satisfied with her heavy taels of meat.
I saw that Qingyu's eyes were as charming as silk at this time, her red lips opened slightly, and she licked her lips lightly with the tip of her tongue, and said slowly: "An~..."
The slight breathing sound seemed rapid and slow, and became thicker in this slightly silent space.
The air seemed to have turned pink.
"Think clearly before you speak, and adjust your tone properly." Before Qingyu could say the second word, Su Anran sneered and said in an indifferent tone, "Otherwise you know the consequences."
Sapphire Qi knot.
"I don't care, I just want to draw cards today!"
"I'll give you thirty thousand diamonds." Su Anran said in a deep voice.
"Okay!" Qingyu cheered.
"Save some money for yourself, I'm going on a long trip recently, so..."
Su Anran turned around, and there was no trace of Qingyu behind her.
After this guy got the diamond, he ran away without hearing what Su An then wanted to say.
In this regard, Su Anran also expressed quite helplessness.
After he was sure that Qingyu really got out, he hurriedly got up and closed the door.
Then he stroked his little beating heart, feeling that the heartbeat and speed that he had suppressed before began to skyrocket. He exhaled a breath: "Oh my god! I was almost shot!... Those bastards in the Fairy Palace
What the hell are you teaching?"
"Husband..."
One wave has not subsided, and another wave has arisen.
Su Anran's head was split.
He almost forgot that there was another guy in his divine sea who could roughly feel his state.
"I want to be quiet."
"What?! I actually have an opponent named Jingjing?" Shi Lezhi exploded again, "Who is that?"
"I mean, I want some peace and quiet!"
"Oh." Shi Lezhi was stunned for a moment, then responded softly, "Husband, I have an idea."
To be continued...