Chapter 150 Poor kidnapper
After receiving the news, "Swordsman" Qu Lu, the head of the Huashan Sect, was so angry that her single eyelids turned into double eyelids. She pulled out the sword from her waist and slashed in the air: "Let's go!"
Leading a generation of disciples from Huashan, he rushed towards the Western Regions without stopping.
Master Wangchen of the Emei Sect, Taoist Priest Juechen of Wudang Mountain, Elder Yichen of the Kongtong Sect, and other well-known and upright people in the world all said that they would risk their lives to save the first prime minister! The righteous way of the martial arts is upright, and some people have money, so there is no way to rush on the road.
Not a fast horse galloping.
And the people from the upper and lower ranks of the world are not to be outdone. They cross mountains and ridges, fly over eaves and walls, and show off their magical powers! Among them, the simplest and crudest ones are the green forest heroes who are crossing the main roads in the mountains.
Under the orders of the boss Shan Er Ge, all the bandits in the country must strictly check all kinds of travelers from the Western Regions. Whether they are official teams or traveling traders, they must carefully check the goods twice before releasing them. For a while, the literature and art were not found, but there were some private goods mixed with them.
However, the dealer who sold the goods was turned upside down.
Iron pots, salt, etc. are all child's play. The most exaggerated thing is that a businessman who claimed to be from Qiuci State secretly brought twenty carts of red bricks and ten carts of glazed tiles! The bandits were dumbfounded.
After the green forest hero's torment, the county magistrates in each county were very happy. During their term of office, due to their meritorious teachings, they moved several bandits. With the active cooperation of the officers, soldiers and bandits, they tracked down and confiscated xx pieces of illegally smuggled ironware and xx loads of salt.
Twenty carts of red bricks...created a new situation of harmony and friendship between officials and bandits! What a solid political achievement! According to Lu Dongzan's request, Dada dressed up as a merchant from the Western Regions, detoured to Puzhou and went north to Lingzhou along the Beiluo River, passing by
Liangzhou crosses the Qilian Mountains, crosses Tuyuhun and returns to Tubo.
When the group left Puzhou, Dada couldn't stand Wen Yi's humming, so he let Wen Yi out of the carriage.
On this day, Wenyi was sitting on his horse and chatting nonsense with the soldiers A and B who were guarding him. From time to time, soldiers B, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin and other soldiers would chime in. The atmosphere was so lively! Dada watched.
The few people who were chatting enthusiastically couldn't help but want to step forward and add a few words, but they recalled Lu Dong's great lectures and Dundun's teachings: "The general must have the temperament of a general, and cannot be too casual with the soldiers.
Make them fear you from the bottom of their hearts, only then can you become a good general!"
Every time he thought about this, Dada had no choice but to raise his face and yell: "Hippie smiles and make peace! We are kidnapping people! Be honest and optimistic about Wen Xiang. If something unexpected happens, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
A, B, B, and D were so frightened that they quickly put away their smiling faces and pretended to be serious and alert.
We were also in the midst of a conversation about literature and art, but when Dada interrupted us, we immediately felt unhappy.
He caught up with Dada and said dissatisfiedly: "General Dada, what you are doing is unethical. Look at me, a hostage, who is so good and follows you honestly. I am bored on the road and want to chat. What's wrong?"
How much of my fine wine did you drink when you were in Chang'an?
How many of my delicious dishes have you eaten?
Don’t you feel any guilt at all?”
Dada opened his mouth, but found that what Wenyi said made sense. He was speechless. But it seemed not good to admit his mistakes now. He remembered that Da Lun once said: "As a general, no matter whether the order is right or wrong.
We must implement it firmly and never change the order overnight!”
I had no choice but to turn my head and ignore literature and art with a straight face.
When Wenyi saw that Dada was silent, he immediately turned on the Tang Sanzang mode, rambling about how he would be bored if no one chatted with him, until the world was in chaos and wars broke out.
It wasn't until Dada's temples began to throb and his face turned red that Wenyi stopped talking.
He is now a weak scholar with no strength, and Wen Erba is not around. If Dada is really angry, he is the one who suffers.
Wenyi was ready to retreat when Dada began to fumble for the sword at his waist.
Before taking a few steps back, a big tree suddenly fell down in front of the convoy.
Immediately afterwards, dozens of people in coarse cloth shirts and holding large swords jumped out.
The leading man shouted: "Puzhou Linshan North Service Area welcomes you!"
Wen Yi suddenly felt happy, and finally found an organization! When Dada and others were confused, the art photographer stepped forward and said: "The king of heaven and the tiger of the earth!"
The man was stunned and replied casually: "The pagoda suppresses the river demon!"
Then he looked happy and shouted: "Which way are you going?
How much?
(who are you?
Where to go?
)" Literary Art replied: "This morning Shuya Yingri's second commander, (Second Master Shan Erye's second-in-command), followed Sun Houhou's old path (to the Western Regions)."
When the man heard this, he quickly raised his hands and said: "It turns out they are all called "Bi Jian" (it turns out they are all brothers) in Xia Puzhou's "blocking tiger" Chen Datou.
What do you call a brother?"
Wenyi smiled and said: "No, no, no, no, no.
(This is not a suitable place to explain)" After saying that, he glanced at Dada and others lightly from the corner of his eye.
Then he said: "Life is not easy for brothers. I have some spare money to treat brothers to drinks."
After saying that, he reached out to Dada to ask for money.
Dada didn't understand the slang they were talking about, but based on the principle that doing more is worse than doing less, and seeing that Wenyi didn't do anything extraordinary, he took out his wallet from his arms and prepared to give a few taels of silver to spend the money. A group of bandits caused trouble.
As soon as he took out his money bag, Wenyi snatched it away and threw it directly to Chen Datou, saying: "Brothers, thank you for your hard work, buy more Haihai millet and have fun at night! (Buy more sweat medicine, move at night)
"After saying this, Chen Da Naou understood that a Tang man followed dozens of people from the Western Regions and had to buy more Mongolian sweat medicine. Who else could there be except the first prime minister Literary and Art whom Mr. Shan was looking for?
Besides, the number of people on the road who dare to claim to be master Shan Er can be counted on two fingers. One is His Majesty the current emperor, and the other is the literature and art in front of him.
Chen Datou immediately said boldly: "I rely on my brothers when I am away from home. The journey is not easy for you. How about you go to my village to rest for the night?"
Just as Dada was about to refuse, Wenyi said first, "That's great! Brother Chen, please lead the way."
After that, he leaned into Dada's ear and whispered softly: "They are all robbers who kill without batting an eye. If we refuse directly, it will probably arouse their suspicion. Anyway, it is getting late, let's go and rest for the night and leave early tomorrow."
yes."
Dada thought about it. Even though these bandits couldn't withstand his several charges, they would eventually make some noise. If they attracted officers and soldiers, it would be the end of the world.
I had no choice but to direct my men to follow Chen Datou up the mountain, as this group of bandits would not be able to cause any trouble.
Chen Datou was rough on the outside but a thoughtful person on the inside. After confirming Wen Yi's identity, he stopped talking to Wen Yi and came to Dada to seek friendship.
Dada thought he had memorized what Lu Dongzan said, and answered Chen Datou's questions smoothly. Chen Datou also showed a very cooperative expression as if he believed it was true. Both parties were very happy.
In the evening, Chen Datou set up a banquet to welcome Dada and others. Dada excused himself from the inconvenience of drinking while traveling and suppressed the whine of glutton in his stomach, and declined the old wine brought by Chen Datou.
Chen Datou didn't force it, and asked people to remove the fine wine and replace it with fruit wine for everyone to drink.
Dada took a sip of the fruit wine and found that it was sweet and delicious and had no other peculiar smell, so he started drinking with confidence.
It's just that he never expected that the sweet fruit wine had been laced with "Yi stick of incense"! Yi stick of incense was the specialty Mongolian perspiration medicine of a new medicine hall named "Baozhitang" in the world the year before last.
It is colorless and odorless, and the onset of effect is slow. It takes one stick of incense to take effect, hence the name "one stick of incense".
Although the effects are slow, once the strength rises, no matter how strong a man is, he can't stop it. If he doesn't sleep for twelve hours, he will never wake up.
It can be said that people in the world are a must-have medicine for home and travel! In order to rescue literature and art, Chen Datou also spent money. The three kilograms of "one stick of incense" collected in the village were completely used, which cost a full three hundred taels of silver! But!
Mrs. Yazhai, who has a big head like Chen, feels very sorry for her! If it weren’t for the bandit reform plan promoted by literature and art and Shan Erye, their poor village has entered the subsistence class in just one year, just for these three hundred taels of silver "
With the consumption of "one stick of incense", Literary Art will not survive tonight! The Yazhai lady who was snatched up the mountain by Chen Dabu must chop him into mincemeat! The banquet that was enjoyed by both the guest and the host soon ended, when Dada and others returned
When we arrived at the tent, it was the moment when the "stick of incense" took effect! As soon as the 51 strong Tibetan men entered the tent, they yawned one after another. Dada had not yet arranged for the night watch and his head tilted and fell asleep. Soldiers A, B, B, D
The others also lay on the ground with their eyes closed, snoring everywhere... Dear readers, you want to say that Dada and others colluded with the Gaochang envoy to kidnap Wenyi. Why are there only 50 of Dada's people left now?
Well, a qualified scapegoat should have the excellent quality of being taciturn, and the dead are the best candidates for scapegoating, so the Gaochang envoys collectively returned to nature the day after they tied literature and art out of Chang'an... Chen Da
My head waited for a while before I quietly touched the literary tent.
Looking at the four soldiers lying on the ground sleeping soundly outside the tent, Chen Datou casually made two gestures on his neck with his right hand. His subordinates immediately understood and helped the four soldiers return to the embrace of Buddha Xinraomiwo in advance.
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Chen opened the tent and saw Wenyi lying on the blanket with his legs crossed and humming a tune he didn't understand.
Chen Datou quickly clasped his fists and saluted: "Puzhou's 'blocking tiger' Chen Datou pays homage to Minister Wen!"
Wenyi quickly stood up from the blanket and said cheerfully: "Brother Chen, there is no need to be polite. I also want to thank Brother Chen for his life-saving grace."
Chen Datou said he didn't dare. After the two were polite, Chen Datou asked: "From what I see, this Dada is really a stupid man. How could Wen Xiang get his way?"
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"Hey, I have some important things that need to be hidden from others, and they just came to my door, so I used their trick and got kidnapped by them.
Originally, I planned to wait until I left the Tang Dynasty to finish them off. I didn't want to meet you, but it's good this way. I can go do my own things a few days earlier.
Chapter completed!