Chapter 290 Bah! Tofu Brain
However, the three poor people were not convinced and said "Bah!" to the billboard...
Ye Molan: "Shit tofu puffs, they actually sell for 200 coins. We make the tofu puffs ourselves. The cost of a bowl is only 1 coin, and we can add more meat fillings!"
Ye Chenchen: "Bullshit Ye Xi! What kind of concert tickets cost 9,999 yuan? Steal money!"
Mulangye: "Bah! Bah! Bah! World superstar? Bastard!"
Ever since, a group of fans of Ye Xi have been attracted, and they are bound to tear Ye Chenchen, Mu Langye, and Ye Molan into pieces to relieve their hatred. How dare you scold your idol, how dare you insult the perfect idol in your heart?
Then, Ye Chenchen, Mulang Ye, and Ye Molan, three poor people, were chased and cursed by a group of Ye Xi fans and driven out of the food street...
The three of them were panting as they escaped...
After stopping, Mulang Ye said: "Isn't it just tofu pudding? There is a small shop next to the vegetable market, Wang Po's tofu pudding, which only sells a bowl of 2 coins. If you add minced meat, it will cost you 1 more coin!"
Ye Molan nodded in agreement: "Okay! Let's go to Wang Po's tofu brain next to the vegetable market to eat! Let's add 1 more coin and more minced meat! Humph!"
Ye Chenchen: "Stop! I said, you two, mother and son, don't compete with tofu noodle! We are planning to go out for a restaurant meal! Not to eat tofu noodle! For food like tofu noodle, you can go to Wangpo Tofu Noodle another day
Eat breakfast!”
Mulangye laughed and said, "Oh! I'm confused by the tofu brain! We are planning to have a celebration meal today, what kind of tofu brain should we eat?"
Ye Molan chuckled and said: "Yes! Fortunately, the emperor has a clear mind! I was also confused by the tofu brain! What kind of tofu brain should I eat for the celebration dinner? I'm almost crazy!"
So the three of them found a barbecue restaurant in a remote alley. Ji Nuonuo smelled the aroma and ran out, and the four of them ate barbecue together.
Mulang Ye smiled and said: "This barbecue restaurant tastes good!"
Ye Molan smiled and said: "The key is that it is affordable and affordable. For 4 people, the meal will cost no more than 30 coins at most."
Ye Chenchen shook his head with a smile and reached out to stroke her hair: "Mo Lan..." There was some pain in his heart. She shouldn't have suffered like this, even if she was left in the fairy medicine world, even if she was left as a human being.
Jie Ye Chen Chen would not let her be so greedy... Ye Chen Chen knew that the meat in this type of barbecue restaurant is meat that has been stored in a frozen warehouse for a long time and does not taste good at all, so it is cheap.
Ye Molan smiled sweetly at Ye Chenchen: "Brother Chen, what we want when we go out to eat is to have fun! Just have fun eating! The ingredients are really not that good, but the taste here is pretty good!"
Ye Chenchen smiled at her: "Yeah! Looking at Mo Lan's smile, everything I eat tastes delicious!" So he also ate happily.
Ye Molan said: "To eat barbecue, you have to drink alcohol!"
Mulang Ye said: "I brought wine! Jing Yuan was so shameless that he asked Green Turtle for wine before and brought it to the ice and snow world in a Qiankun bag. Before Jing Yuan left, he gave me the wine!"
Ye Molan said: "Take it out quickly! Drink and drink!"
Ye Chenchen didn't understand why Mulang Ye always mentioned Jing Yuan in front of Mo Lan intentionally or unintentionally?
What is Chen Chen thinking about at any given night?
Anyway, at this time, Ye Mo Lan, Mulang Ye, and Ji Nuonuo were already drinking and making a scene.
Mulangye said: "Come and punch!"
Ye Molan said in a daze: "Fool's punch!"
Mulangye said: "Okay!"
Ye Molan and Mulang Ye started to quarrel: "Who is a fool! You are a fool! Who is a fool! He is a fool! Who is a fool! I am a fool..."
"Lang Ye, you lose, you drink!"
Ji Nuonuo: "I want to play too!"
Ye Molan said: "Lang Ye, you lose, replace!"
Then he started again: "Who is a fool! I am a fool! Who is a fool! You are a fool! You are a fool! You are a fool..."
"Mo Lan, if you lose, you will be fined with alcohol!"
Ye Chenchen shook his head: "Mo Lan, drink less!"
Ye Molan: "It's fun, it's fun! Change it again! Little Bee!"
Mulangye: "A little bee! Fly into the flowers! Fly! Boom! Fly! Boom!" Pouting, an intimate gesture.
Ye Molan: "Fly! Boom! Fly! Boom!"
Ye Chenchen next to him could see his eyes widened and turned red. Unfortunately, those people were already crazy at this time and turned a blind eye to Ye Chenchen's expression.
Ji Nuonuo: "Fly! Boom! Fly! Boom!"
Ye Chenchen couldn't hold it in any longer and could only say loudly: "I want to play too! Mo Lan, I want to play with you, little bee!"
Ye Molan said with a smile: "Your Majesty, boom boom..." After saying this, her mouth was blocked by Ye Chen Chen's.
Ye Molan said vaguely: "That's not the case, the game is not like this..."
The four of us had a great time!
"You and I are knitting sweaters, you are two and I are two, Wang Xiaoer, you and I are three and climbing the snow-capped mountains, you and I are four and visiting the Shaolin Temple, you are five and I are five, Wang and Lao Wu, you are six and I are six and six, you are seven and I
Fairies Qiqi, eight of you and eight immortals cross the sea, nine of you and nine of you drink beer...you lose! You will be punished with alcohol and alcohol!"
"Beng Cha Cha Quan"
"Your Majesty, you can't even wink! You're so ugly!"
Ye Chenchen: "Then Mo Lan teaches me!"
Ye Molan: "You have a good idea. It should be like this, like this. Turn sideways, look a little more melodious and graceful, blink your eyes, blink your eyelashes lightly, don't be in a daze! You have to be vivid..."
Ye Chenchen gritted his teeth: "Mo Lan... damn girl! You are not allowed to play this kind of game with others in the future! Otherwise, I will destroy his nine tribes!"
Ye Molan was ashamed: "This is a boxing game! What are you doing?"
Ji Nuonuo shook her head and said to Mulangye: "Playing games with an emperor is really disappointing!"
Mulangye spread his hands and said to Ji Nuonuo: "But this emperor is as sticky as maltose and can't be shaken off!"
Ji Nuonuo: "With this living ancestor here, it's not fun to play anything! Next time there is an emperor, I won't come out! It's so annoying!"
Mulang Ye: "Uh! Then I'm afraid it's a rare chance for you to come out and play! Because the emperor stays by Mo Lan's side every day and every moment! The emperor is extremely free now, not as busy as he was in the world of elixirs!"
Ji Nuonuo asked: "Why hasn't Jing Yuan come back yet?"
Mulang Ye: "I guess Jing Yuan really left this time!"
Ji Nuonuo said: "Xiang Yuan often had conflicts with Xiao Molan in the past. The two of them could go a month without saying a word! This time it won't last more than a month, right?"
Mulang Ye shook his head: "The conflicts between the two of them before were just between the two of them. This time Jing Yuan left, it was not because of a conflict with Mo Lan, but because of jealousy! It will be difficult to end it!"
Ji Nuonuo blinked her eyes: "Why are you so jealous for no reason? When I had the most husbands back then, I had thousands of husbands at least... Why haven't I seen them jealous?"
Mulangye said: "That's because you, the queen ant, are blind! I've heard about how your thousands of husbands died in the end? They didn't strangle each other to death!"
Ji Nuonuo was shocked: "Ah! Why didn't I know? I thought they died of old age? They are so useless that they don't even know how to practice their skills and become immortal..."
Mulangye was speechless, thinking to himself, there are as many great spiritual pets as there are great masters...
Ye Chenchen hugged Ye Molan tightly and was about to go home.
Mulangye: "Wait a minute! Where is the money in my mother's hands? The payment hasn't been settled yet!"
Ji Nuonuo shouted: "Boss, check out! How much is it?"
The boss said: "You ate for 27 yuan, and you brought your own wine, and we charged you a service fee of 2 yuan, a total of 29 yuan!"
Ji Nuonuo handed 30 coins to the barbecue restaurant owner: "No need to change, there is still 1 coin for tip!"
Mulangye asked: "Where did you get the money, Nuonuo?"
Ji Nuonuo smiled and said: "I made a new boyfriend in the ice and snow world. He gave me a lot of pocket money!" Then he threw 500 coins to Mulang Ye and said to him: "Godson, take it and spend it! Godmother gives me
Your pocket money!”
Mulang Ye smiled happily: "Thank you godmother! Take me to meet my godfather someday!"
Ji Nuonuo: "What godfather? He's just a boyfriend!"
Chapter completed!