Theo: The person who can sneak into my mansion secretly without alerting the guards is definitely not an ordinary person. Please tell me your name!

Yun Xi: Don’t be nervous, I am a god!

Theo:Another god looking for death?

Yun Xi: I don’t want to die, I’m here to persuade you!

Theo: Persuade me? What are you trying to persuade me?

Yun Xi: Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately!

Theo: Fart! If you say this, shut up immediately!

Yun Xi: In fact, humans are still very cute. As long as you can understand humans, you will find that humans are just like you, and you will no longer regard humans as food.

Theo: I don’t want to listen to your nonsense, get out! Don’t force me to kill women

Yunxi: Theo, you can't kill me! I'm here to be your friend! My name is Yunxi, I am a fairy who likes beautiful men, handsome boys, and romantic talents. You see, my hobbies are the same as yours!

You like beautiful women and I like beautiful men. Just based on this, we can make friends, right?

Theo looked Yunxi up and down, then smiled and said: "Looking closely, Yunxi, you are quite beautiful."

Yun Xi: Don’t think too much! I have a fiancé!

Theo: Huh! Then what nonsense are you talking about to make friends with me?

Yun Xi: I feel like you have misunderstood the meaning of making friends? Friends mean that we can play together, talk together, learn skills together, eat, drink and have fun together.

Theo: That’s right! That’s what you said! Now that you’ve become my woman, aren’t we going to do these things?

Yunxi: No! That’s not the case at all.

Theo: I think that's what it's all about!

Saying that, Theo teleported to Yunxi and immediately hugged her. Yunxi hurriedly dodged away. Theo chased her, but Yunxi continued to dodge. Instead, Theo was provoked and used his spiritual power to capture her.

Yun Xi: You are simply sick! Why can’t I make sense to you? The friend I mentioned is not what you think!

Theo continued to chase her and said with a smile: Really, you will know if you try it!

Yunxi: You can't play hooligans against gods!

Theo: Weird? My psychic powers are stronger than yours! Why can’t I catch you?

Yun Xi: I admit that your spiritual power is superior to mine, but I am a god, and my magic is stronger than yours! Of course I can avoid you with my magic! Even if you really fight me, I will not lose to you.

!But your spiritual power is superior to mine, and I can’t beat you! Your spells are not as proficient as mine, and you can’t hurt me! So don’t waste your energy. Why don’t we have a good talk? We can talk about yours.

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Theo: I found out that you are sick! It’s weird!

Yun Xi: Because I am a god! So if you don’t understand, why don’t we chat more and talk more! Then you can understand me, and I can understand you!

Theo shook his head: Not interested! Unless you become my woman, I will be interested in chatting with you and talking about things between us.

Yun Xi: I'm talking about you dragon! Why are you so full of lustful thoughts? Can't you think of more meaningful things such as nobility, greatness, glory, civilization, and good deeds?

Theo stared at her: I realize that you and I are not the same person at all. Our conversation ends here!

Yunxi: No! I haven’t finished speaking yet!

Theo: I don't want to hear what you have to say! Get out!

Yun Xi: Didn’t you say it well just now? Why did you suddenly fall out again?

Theo: I'm not interested in you at all. Gungun

Yunxi was kicked out, and I was very puzzled. Senior Brother Molizi was right! This evil dragon is extremely difficult to enlighten. I prepared a long and emotional speech to persuade him, but I never thought that I would never have the chance to say it.

?Because he doesn’t listen to me at all. What should I do?

Theo sighed: I just realized today that no matter how good-looking a woman is, if she doesn’t know how to be charming, talks incoherently, and shows off her brain, it will be boring to men.

Ciri waited and waited, hoped and hoped for a long time, but still couldn't wait for Theo to pick her up. Recalling the time when she cooked for Theo and Theo was very satisfied with the meal, Ciri decided, I have to catch some fat, baby.

Tender, vigorous, and other different types of human beings, and then make different dishes. If you want to lock a man's heart, you must first satisfy his stomach.

Ciri made 99 dishes and sent them to King Blackwater to enjoy

After eating these 99 delicious dishes, Theo was so happy that he immediately sent someone to send several carts of gold, silver and jewelry to Ciri, and asked someone to send a message to Ciri to praise Ciri for her good cooking skills!

Ciri thought that Theo should come to pick her up this time? But after waiting for a long time, Theo still didn’t come

On this day, Yunxi passed by and saw a tribe of water monsters burning, killing and robbing humans. Yunxi used his spiritual energy to quickly create psionic threads and weave them into a road to capture the monsters and use these monsters' psionic energybr/>

Some of the captured monsters cursed, some shouted, some begged for mercy, and some threatened.

Yun Xi: Shut up! It’s so noisy. You can’t treat humans like this. You should coexist peacefully with humans.

Aquatic monster: If you want to kill, kill! If you don’t kill us, you will let us go. What nonsense!

Yun Xi: Please listen to me patiently. Every living thing in the world has been hard-earned. You must know how to respect other living beings, and other living beings will also respect you.

Water tribe monster: Stop nagging, you should kill us! Our Black Water King will avenge us!

Yun Xi: Why are you so ignorant? Listen to me, everyone should have something more meaningful in their mind. They can’t just fight and kill all day long because there should be love!

Water Tribe Monster: You let us go back, and we will go home and make love with the women. We all have love!

Yun Xi: You guys are so hopeless. It makes me so angry! It makes me so angry!

Aquatic monster: I haven't caught a woman yet, how can I love you? Let me out, I'm going to catch a woman

My women are still at home waiting for me to catch them and eat meat. Let me go out or they will starve to death. Who do I love?

Beauty, otherwise you love me! Let me feel the existence of love!

Yunxi pulled his hair: Crazy, crazy, I can’t explain to you how this could happen?

Aquatic monster: Don't be crazy! Are you going to kill us? Or let us go?

Yunxi: I am a god! I cannot kill living beings

Water Tribe Monster: Then let us go quickly and let everyone do their own thing!

Yun Xi: I don’t want to kill you, I want to civilize you! Listen to me, there are many kinds of love in the world. The love between men and women is the smallest love. You should understand the great love! The meaning of great love is

Aquatic Monster: Don’t listen, don’t listen, don’t listen

Yun Xi: You must listen to what I say before I let you go.

Aquatic Monster: Oh my God, please help me! My Majesty, please help me!

Yun Xi: The so-called great love is a kind of kindness, a kind of care, a kind of selfless love

Yunxi had been chattering for a long time, and all the monsters who had been possessed by psychic powers fell asleep.

Yun Xi sighed: Alas! I have said so much, you can listen to a few words! Just listen as much as you can! I will let you go, and I hope you will not continue to do bad things in the future.

Yunxi absorbed the spiritual power of these aquatic monsters and shouted to the sky: Immortal Master, I enlightened a group of monsters today, have you seen it?

In another realm among thousands of worlds, two white-haired old men and several disciples were watching what Yun Xi did that day.

Shui Yazi burst out laughing: Hahaha, I knew Junior Sister Yunxi would definitely do this. How does she know how to persuade others? Hahaha, I was laughing so hard.

Another fellow disciple said: Yunxi worked tirelessly to reason with the monsters. Such spirit deserves praise!

Another senior brother laughed and said: In fact, it only means that these monsters are indeed hopeless. You can’t blame Yunxi for not being able to convince them that Yunxi has tried his best.

Mo Lizi: Preaching and enlightenment are only suitable for people who can enlighten these monsters who have no connection with the immortal family. They are very stupid without wisdom. There is no need to talk nonsense with them. Junior sister Yunxi is just playing the piano to a cow! It's nonsense! She doesn't understand.

What is teaching students in accordance with their aptitude? If you want to enlighten these monsters, you have to let them taste the sweetness first, and then they can listen to what you say.

The old man nodded and said: To enlighten others, you have to teach them in accordance with their aptitude! Different people have to use different methods to make them accept your point of view! Yunxi made the mistake of imposing her own consciousness on others, so no matter how much she spoke,

No matter how good you say it, you won't get recognition from others!

Yunxi thought about whether he should use the method mentioned by the woman who was picking up shells and corpses by the river that day to enlighten the evil dragon Theo? Give Theo a peerless human beauty for Theo to love.

If he lives with humans? He will no longer kill humans?

(The author has something to say: I feel a little dizzy today. I really don’t need to tell my friends that I am writing a movie. The story has been conceived in my mind for 13 years. It is a rich and all-encompassing movie. After writing the main text and the side story, I will probably finish it.

There are thousands of chapters to read when you have free time? Today I discovered that I will no longer recommend reading my writing to friends I know! Because friends have different tastes and they will naturally like reading this kind of stuff!

If I don’t like to watch this type of movies, they will come and give me lessons, for example: Can you imitate Jin Yong’s works? For example: I like to watch bloody movies, can you write more bloody ones? For example: I want to read h text, and you write h

The clips are very well written, can you write more H-texts? So my head is big! I can only say that this movie combines supernatural beings, ghosts, immortality, business, political disputes in an imaginary world, and military strategies in an imaginary world.

There are also some leap-forward thinking patterns. There will indeed be a short h-story later due to the needs of plot development, because all of this is the whole story. The characters in it are living people, and each character has experienced various kinds of things.

I just want my friends who like this part to enter the third part with me and uncover the treasure map layer by layer. The treasure map’s guide is made using 50 shemale skins. Let everyone
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