Chapter 3076
Xiao Churan nodded and said with a smile: "You have to drink even if you can't drink it, but if we both drink, we can't drive later when we go to the concert."
Ye Chen said, "It's okay, I have a way to metabolize all the alcohol in a short period of time."
Xiao Churan smiled helplessly: "Just blow and metabolize alcohol. You know that it takes more than ten hours to metabolize alcohol. If you drink alcohol but don't drive, this is a matter of principle. You can't try your own life just because you have good alcohol tolerance."
Ye Chen can actually use spiritual energy to metabolize all the alcohol, but he also knows that his wife will not believe in him. Since that is the case, he doesn't need to explain too much.
So he smiled and said, "My wife is right. If you don't drive when you drink, you'll do this later. Let's drink first. When you go to the concert, you will call a car with your mobile phone."
"This is almost the same!" Xiao Churan smiled and said, "It's better not to drive today. Gu Qiuyi's concert has at least tens of thousands of people. By then, it will definitely be very troublesome to park the entire venue. We might as well take a taxi. After the concert is over, we can walk back on foot. From the venue to our house, it will probably take only 30 or 40 minutes to walk, just take a walk?"
Ye Chen nodded and smiled and said, "Okay, listen to you."
At this time, Xiao Changkun hurriedly smiled with a shameless smile: "Oh, good son-in-law, if you go down later, remember to get two bottles of good Moutai. I have been greedy for those Moutai for many days!"
Ye Chen smiled and said, "Okay, just take the best Moutai!"
Ma Lan hurriedly said, "Ye Chen, our best Moutai is hundreds of thousands per bottle. It's a waste to drink Xiao Changkun. Otherwise, you can drink the best Moutai yourself, and then just get him a bottle of the most timely."
Xiao Changkun immediately protested depressedly: "Ma Lan, what do you mean? It's all things that enter the stomach. Whose belly is not the stomach, why is it a waste to enter my stomach?"
Ma Lan curled her lips and said, "Go and go, hurry up and go to the bathroom to look in the mirror! Look at your old face! Even if you are like this, you deserve to drink hundreds of thousands of bottles of Moutai? If you drink hundreds of thousands of Maotai, the news will spread, and Moutai stocks will immediately hit the limit tomorrow morning!"
"You..." Xiao Changkun was so anxious that he shook his hand, jumped on the spot twice, and said angrily: "Your broken mouth is so damaged! I'm so angry!"
Ma Lan said seriously: "I didn't hurt you. What I'm telling the truth is that people can only match saddles with good horses. At best, you are a donkey that can't even match saddles. At best, you can just put on a donkey condom! So don't drink such expensive Moutai liquor. Go to the supermarket in front of the door to buy a bottle of Erguotou that costs more than ten yuan, which is completely worthy of you!"
Xiao Changkun covered his heart and said to Ye Chen and Xiao Churan: "See, today is Ye Chen's birthday, but your mother is going to make me angry to death! Maybe Ye Chen's birthday will be my Xiao Changkun's death day in the future. Good son-in-law, I'm sorry, dad has caused trouble for you!"
Xiao Churan was extremely helpless and said, "Oh my mom, please say less. You use a set of skin care products worth hundreds of thousands of dollars a day, and your dad didn't say anything, right? Why are you always nagging him?"
Xiao Changkun's eyes lit up, and he blurted excitedly: "Yes! Ma Lan! You said that my old face is not worthy of drinking hundreds of thousands of Maotai liquor, then will your old face be worth hundreds of thousands of skin care products? Don't forget, we are a couple! If I, Xiao Changkun, are you a donkey who can pull the mill, then Ma Lan is the camel mule. Who is better than who?"
Ma Lan felt greatly humiliated and scolded in anger: "Don't let your mother's old mule fart! Even if you are so cowardly, you deserve to be compared with me? Look at your old face, you are wrinkled like a Shapi dog, how tender and smooth like me? You still have the face to say that you are half a pound of weight?"
Chapter completed!