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Chapter 168 So greasy and oily(1/2)

The reason why Taoist Simu wants to drink oil.

It's because in the original work.

Taoist Simu was controlled by Master Ikki's magic. If you want to solve the problem, you must drink a jar of oil.

Nanchen had already expected everything, and he couldn't help but feel a little shocked when he saw it at this time.

In the past, the actor who played Taoist Simu in movies did not drink real oil.

It could be beer, iced black tea, or something else.

Anyway, I didn't drink oil.

But after traveling here, what Master Simu drinks now is really good.

That tank was really finished with Taoist Simu.

When Nanchen thought about it, he felt bored.

Qiu Sheng next to him was even more stunned:

"Master, uncle, he is so good, why are you drinking oil?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Taoist Simu had already finished his last sip.

The whole person opened his mouth wide and fell to the ground with a look of indifference.

Jiale hurriedly took the oil cylinder and said with concern:

"Master, how do you feel after drinking a jar of oil?"

Taoist Simu looked bitter:

"I think it's very oily, very greasy, very slippery..."

After saying that, a mouthful of sesame oil was poured out from his mouth.

Damn it, put a cucumber in and pat some minced garlic.

It can be made of garlic cucumbers.

Seeing this, Nanchen and Qiusheng also walked over.

Qiu Sheng asked even hurriedly:

"Uncle Master, why are you drinking so much sesame oil?"

But Taoist Master Simu slowly got up.

Then I have the intention to deal with Qiu Sheng.

He was wearing a big belly full of sesame oil, like a resentful woman.

He swayed, pointed outside the house, shouting weakly:

"You have a genitals, you have made my stomach bigger and flattened..."

As he spoke, Taoist Simu gave out two more mouthfuls of sesame oil.

When Qiu Sheng saw that Taoist Simu ignored him, he said to Jiale:

"Jiale, what's wrong with Master Uncle?"

Jiale was a little embarrassed. After all, it was his master's ugly appearance, so I was embarrassed to speak...

He hesitated and didn't say a word for a long time.

But Taoist Master Simu suddenly said to Jiale:

"Jiale, help me to go to the toilet..."

“Yes, it’s the master…”

After saying that, Jiale helped Taoist Master Simu to go to the toilet.

As soon as the two left, Nanchen spoke to Qiu Sheng:

"Senior brother, uncle just fought with Master Ikki.

I was beaten by Master Ikki, and then I drank a jar of sesame oil."

"Ah? Fighting? Junior brother, how did you know?"

Qiu Sheng was puzzled, after all, Nanchen and him went out with the room.

He knew nothing, so why did Nanchen know clearly?

Nanchen smiled:

"I've woken up long ago, I heard it in the room."

Nanchen found an excuse.

Akisaki then said "oh" and couldn't help but look up at Master Ikki.

"I didn't expect that Master Xiu would have such a skill.

I heard from my master that my uncle's cultivation is not much weaker than his.

And if he activates the magic technique, he is not an opponent.

But unexpectedly, the battle lost to Master Ikki…”

Nanchen didn't argue, but stood at the door and looked at the main road outside the house.

According to the plot speed, the zombie uncle should come tomorrow.

Nanchen also thought of a solution to the problem in his mind.

So today, he must prepare all the means to prevent accidents.

And in the two plans he prepared.

The first plan should be the most difficult to implement, but the risk is the least.

That is, before the zombie emperor was struck by lightning and lightning, he would kill him in advance.

If you want to kill this zombie in advance, you have to deal with those in the way.

For example, the officers and soldiers escorting the coffin, the big guards, etc.

It will be a bit troublesome when implemented.

But Nanchen already had plans and was ready to use **.

As long as you get confused by these people who are in trouble, it should be much easier to convince Taoist Simu.

If it really doesn't work, he forced the zombie emperor to release it.

By that time, Taoist Simu couldn't help but not care.

In this way, the result of stifling the zombie emperor's uncle in advance can also be achieved.

It would not allow him to become crazy and fierce after absorbing the power of lightning, and eventually kill Taoist Qianhe.

If the second plan is implemented directly, it will be relatively simple, but the danger is much higher.

Tonight, he just needs to go ahead to dig the water canal.

Make this road muddy and damage it.

The cart escorting the golden coffin was extremely load-bearing.

At that time, I can't even walk.

It should be no problem if it delays for a day or two.

After all, the weight of a golden coffin is not a joke.

If you still cannot kill zombies in advance during this period.

Then you can only wait until the golden coffin is struck by lightning, and the zombies suck the power of lightning and set off the coffin by themselves.

At that time, everyone will definitely join forces to deal with it.

But, the zombies at that time.

It must be extremely cruel and difficult to deal with.

Otherwise, Taoist Qianhe would not have been in the original work.

Basically, I didn't have much resistance and was bitten.

In the end, the corpse poisoned his heart and had to commit suicide.

Therefore, in order to save Taoist Master Qianhe in advance.

I plan to reverse the plot again and fight against the correction power of this world.

At this time, Taoist Simu wailed in the toilet for a long time.

Then with the help of Jiale, he walked out.

Then he went back to the room to rest.
To be continued...
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