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【1008】Breast Reduction Surgery

"Breast shrinking surgery" is not that rare, in addition to being used in women with too large cups, it is also used in occasional male breast development.

A British boy named Charlie     edgeworth was bullied by his classmates for many years because of this trouble. He nicknamed "Mimi Man". He was so upset that he had breast reduction surgery after he was 19 years old that he used the money from selling cars, ending the history of not daring to find a girlfriend because his breasts were bigger than girls.

When Lin Lian asked her if she supported her for breast reduction surgery, Lu Se fell into hesitation.

From the perspective of male instinct, he definitely does not want this treasure belonging to the world to shrink, but it would seem too hypocritical to stop Lin Lian as a "fiance".

I still kept it from Lin Lian's promise to marry Rika! What's the face of asking the other party to use the identity of "current fiancée"?

Seeing the cross pendant on Lin Lian's chest that fell into a ravine and staring at the fake that he gave to Lin Lian, Lu Se had an idea.

"Actually, the most devout Christians cannot have surgery - has Father Guo told you?"

“Eh?”

"There is a Vatican clause that has not been explicitly abolished yet. Christians cannot agree to undergo surgery, otherwise it is equivalent to agreeing that others destroy the body given by God, which is close to suicide, and is one of the major sins that Christianity cannot refute to resent."

"Yes, is this happening... Father Guo really never said it... I remember Father Guo had surgery when he was suffering from hemorrhoids."

In fact, let alone Father Guo, even after taking office, the pope abdicated, he had an operation to save his life, and proposed to keep up with the times and abolish this.

"That's because Father Guo is not pious enough. Didn't he return to secular life after he cured his impotence?"

Lu Se would not tell Lin Lian that almost no one in modern times would not have surgery because of this regulation. In addition, in order to keep up with the times, the Pope publicly announced that pet dogs have souls, and chickens, ducks and plants have souls. After all, religion is still a business, and meeting customer needs is the top priority.

"Will Mr. Jesus be sad if I go for chest shrinkage?"

That's right, if it were Jesus' hands and feet that were crucified back then, he would definitely be sad.

"If it's not life-threatening, try not to use a knife on yourself."

Lu Se knocked on his glasses.

"Some people also suggested that I have myopia laser surgery. I didn't do it considering the risks - if it is really 100% successful, why are Ma Huateng and Ding Lei still wearing glasses?"

"But it's really a bit troublesome... Yesterday, a white pigeon wanted to eat corn that fell into my chest, and almost suffocated..."

This kind of white pigeon who likes GHS is the reincarnation of a single, big-breasted otaku who has been single all his life!

Lin Lian felt very weak in shame, so she could say the word "breast slit" without any grudges. She wanted to shrink her breasts to facilitate life, and she did not worry about the lustful eyes of the boys.

I actually thought they were interested in your cross! Even if you put a Nazi pendant on your chest, they would still look at it with lust!

The big-breasted Nazi SS and other things are quite exciting... Luther in his fantasy can't wait to participate in the anti-fascist battle.

"It's really troublesome," Lu Se echoed, "It's like money, no, and too much is not good. Recently, the movie "Wonder Woman 1984" was staged. I remember that Linda Carter, the actor who played Wonder Woman in the 1970s, was removed from his status as the UN Honorary Ambassador because of his 'big too big' - isn't this full and full?"

"Hey? There are also such things... Lu Se is really knowledgeable and knows a lot of things related to breasts!"

Is this a compliment or a satire? Every word Lin Lian said in a naive way has the potential of natural darkness.

"Okay, I'll consider breast reduction surgery until I'm 18 years old."

"Oh! We were overtaken!"

As soon as Lin Lian was persuaded, he heard Bao Xing's screams coming from the board game club.

Lu Se looked down at his phone. Sure enough, Lin Qin's team scored 117 points in the standings, surpassing his own team by 7 points.

"President, it seems that you are not as good as a beautiful girl in black and tall as a Indian girl to play the piano!"

"How about eating noodles with your nose when performing next time?"

"Does the bastard dare to mock me? Say! Who did each of you vote for? If you don't vote for me, you won't be allowed to participate in the event!"

"Hey? President, you force someone to vote for you. This is a violation of the regulations..."

Bao Xing and the board game club members were quarreling, and Lin Lian listened with a harmless smile on his face for a while.

"It's so good. I'm so happy to sweat my youth for the same goal... Yes! My sister said she likes this kind of campus life very much."

Which ear do you hear that Bao Xing and the members are sweating for the same goal? They are clearly ridiculing each other!

Inadvertently, I remembered what the courtesan of the Sea Flower Cathedral said to me: "Can you promise me that you will spend your high school career without regrets?"

Leave no regrets... Lin Qin tells me through the courtesan's mouth. Is it because she has any regrets?

He shook his head and took another biscuit from Lin Qin's basket.

"Ah Lu Se..."

"Is it swollen?"

Lu Se, who had biscuit residue in his mouth, asked gurgled.

"I made that cookie by myself while my sister was not paying attention. I also used the recipe of Axue and Molly. Doesn't it taste too strange?"

“…”

From the tip of the tongue to the throat, from the esophagus to the stomach and intestines.

Lu Se seemed to be hit by the Demon Guanguang Killing Cannon at the same time, Tathagata's Divine Palm and Tianwu Treasure Wheel.

The diameter is 90 meters, which is enough to evaporate a city's high-energy light column, breaking through layers of immune barriers, and digesting cells turn into light chips, succumbing to the surging high temperature of millions of degrees!

With the "Tathagata's Divine Palm, Buddha's Light First Appeared!" The gravity of the earth within a radius of several kilometers disappeared completely, and suddenly doubled. I felt a huge golden palm on my head falling heavily!

Finally, a huge but peaceful mysterious power poured out from the unstained land, and the big and small treasure wheels emerged one by one. The gods and Buddhas all over the sky sat upright on the golden lotus, chanting the boundless Brahma, turning their narrow stomachs into glass pure land... commonly known as "eating glass shreds".

Lu Se's face changed, and he almost fell down while covering his abdomen.

"I'm lost my companion, I'm going to the toilet!"

"It shouldn't be... It's obviously the same recipe... Is Lu Se joking with me, right?"

Lin Lian's expression could not tell any scheming to hide. She clamped the cookie basket under her armpit and pulled Lu Se with one empty hand.

"Can I tell me what needs improvement in this cookie? I'll listen carefully!"

After being hit by the three unique martial arts skills, Lu Se was sweating all over and had no strength to break free from Lin Lian's clampdown.

"First, let me go...I'm really not feeling well..."

He was about to encounter God's punishment because of cheating, but Lu Se heard a "pong" sound from behind Lin Lian.

"It hurts so much!"

The nun covered his head and squatted beside the wall. Lu Se was able to escape and rushed to the bathroom. The moment he entered the bathroom, he saw that the person who beat Lin Lian was actually An Zhi.

Did I come to the board game club to find me and find that I was very painful to be held back by Lin Lian, so I smashed Lin Lian’s head with a writing board?

Not to mention that An Zhi's unusual appeal to violence made her stay on the spot. When Lu Se was in the bathroom, she noticed a very important issue.
Chapter completed!
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