"Damn consultant, I don't mention the fact that I owed Alice a kiss, and I still have the face to come to the dormitory for a nap!"

Putting down the "Advanced Algebra Research" in his hand, Alice took out a laptop disguised as a sweeping robot from the desk drawer - this was what Luther lent Alice to search for information a few days ago.

"Hey~ I did it so hard, I was just going to go against Alice! I'll show you a documentary below to wake you up!"

Alice, who loves learning, chooses documentaries that are knowledgeable even if she wants to make noise. She is really a role model for us.

"…Empress Dowager Cixi is in her later years and cares about her aging face..."

This is a historical documentary about Cixi. You can watch it online without having to be a member of the website. If you are suspended, there will be a very eye-catching health care product advertisement in the center of the screen.

"Gujing guarantees the money! One box is effective! Both the Barbarian King and Akali said it was OK!"

The laptop specially customized by Lu Se will actively isolate all big data collection. The video website cannot find user portraits, so it casually recommends extremely inappropriate kidney-tonifying medicines to the 12-year-old Loli.

The advertising slogan is not right? Is it true that big data shows that the people who play LOL have already shown signs of collective kidney deficiency? In the other 5 seconds, the real man's Barbarian King and Akali are not the same pair! Queen Frelljod is furious! The magic crystal arrows are starting to eject, and the target is this pair of dogs and men!

Fortunately, Alice did not pause any longer except when she first played the video, so she would not see such a despicable advertisement.

"...After interviews with literati in the Republic of China, an old eunuch in the palace said that in order to maintain his appearance, Empress Dowager Cixi once washed her face with a girl's saliva. It is said that this move can reduce wrinkles and turn gray hair into black..."

As she looked over her laptop, she saw the location of alopecia areata behind Luther's ears, Alice thought.

"The consultant was very worried about baldness, and he tried his best to find the book "Qingnang Hair Birth"... If Alice could cure the consultant's alopecia areata, there would be no other girl in the consultant's mind, right?"

"Hey, consultant, are you awake!"

He suddenly screamed, but Lu Se was unmoved and his body was still in a comfortable sleeping position.

"Hmph, I haven't woken up even if I'm so noisy, I look like I'm really asleep."

With a thumping mood, Alice tiptoed to Lu Se and sat on the chair on the side of Li Xiang toward Lu Se.

"The saliva of a girl that Empress Dowager Cixi used may have similar effects on baldness. Next, just apply it to the consultant alopecia areata..."

The young fingers rested on the cherry-colored lips, showing the owner's desire to try and hesitate.

"Alice is already an adult, she should still be closer to the 'girl' than others. Remember that the 'Duchess of Dracula' in Hungary also tried to keep her youthfulness with the blood of a girl..."

"It's too exaggerated to use blood to treat baldness. Alice's blood should not be dedicated to consultants here, but Empress Dowager Cixi is safer to use saliva."

The documentary of Empress Dowager Cixi is still playing as the background sound. Alice's slender body leans forward slightly, and she begins to dip her saliva with her right index finger. Then, with a dual mentality of being mixed with care and mischief, she smears on Lu Se's face one after another.

"First, I think it's because my lips are owed interest for kissing. Then there's the surrounding areat alopecia areata... Forget it, in order to prevent baldness, I'll apply whatever I can go, no matter whether it's the forehead or where I can go!"

Lu Se has dry skin, which makes Loli's saliva quickly. Alice has to use her imagination to imagine that she had just eaten 100 sour plum fruits bought by her consultant.

"Okay, so sour, just imagination is enough. It turns out that Cao Cao's thirst quenching can really come in handy!"

Speaking of which, if Prime Minister Cao had led a loli army like Alice, then it would be easier to conquer the Eastern Wu and accelerate the unification of the Eastern Wu, and the Eastern Wu, which was full of loli-controlled, would have descended in sight.

After all, some scholars have verified that when Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao at the age of 23, the two beauties were only 16 years old...

In addition, Cao Cao really didn't know how to be polite to the soldiers. The loli were so thirsty that they didn't even give mineral water. They wanted everyone to imagine a forest of plums to activate Pavlov's reaction, and they deserved to be burned by the fire of Red Cliff and left Huarong.

It didn't take long for Lu Se to cover Alice's crystal liquid from his forehead to his sideburns.

"…There is another legend that the second way Empress Dowager Cixi stays young is to drink human milk often..."

"Then, Alice doesn't have that thing! If you can live forever by drinking milk, if all babies don't quit milk, will humans achieve eternal life?"

Lu Se probably felt something strange on his face in his sleep. He turned over and turned his face toward the inside, but he did not wake up.

"Really! Isn't all the hair growth fluid that Alice finally produced in this way been rubbed off by the consultant?"

I wanted to start over again, but I felt dry mouth, so I went to drink a big glass of water before I came back.

"The consultant's sleeping position is not easy to apply...but the ears are exposed on it, and the consultant's ears are a high-risk areata near the consultant's ears. Will it be more effective if you don't pass through your fingers and apply them directly with your tongue?"

"Puffy puffy" "Puffy puffy"

Alice leaned over the outside of Luther, pressed the bed with both hands as support, and applied evenly around Luther's ears with a lilac tongue.

The innocent and bright mood brought a sense of high esteem in my heart, and Alice proudly believed that she was doing something great and noble.

"Puffy puffy" "Puffy puffy"

The tip of the tongue wrapped around the ears, and the moisture and hot air attacked alternately, itchy and numb, as if bursts of electric current passed through...

Finally, Lu Se, who felt extremely itchy, could no longer sleep.

"Is there anything to get into my ears! Parasites!"

He suddenly jumped up and almost knocked Alice, who had no time to dodge, to the floor.

"Actually, Alice, who was kind-hearted, was a parasitic monster... Alice will never use herbs for consultants again!"

Obviously dissatisfied with Lu Se's reaction, Alice hugged her chest in anger and turned her face to the side.

"snort!"

Lu Se felt that it was wet on his face, especially around his ears.

"...Although Empress Dowager Cixi delayed aging by applying girl saliva and drinking human milk, the natural laws were irresistible. Finally, in the 34th year of Guangxu, that is, 1908..."

After hearing the ending summary of the video program, Lu Se instantly understood what Alice had done just now. It turned out that what was hanging on her face was the original loli saliva! Has Alice eaten strawberry jelly for lunch? The saliva was still strawberry flavor!

"So... do you also want to help me delay aging? I'm so moved! Let's take the opportunity to make peace and don't be angry with me anymore!"

Alice turned her head and was angry and straight, and her tight waist showed a reverse bow curve.

"Don't you talk to me on your own initiative? Then don't blame me for lifting you up!"

Lu Se sat and stood up, passing Loli's armpits with his hands, and regardless of his own objection, he raised Alice from behind.

"Let go, let go! Alice is not a child who can hold high at will! If you don't let go, you will kick you with your newly bought shoes!"

Alice also did what she said. Although it was not easy to see the objects behind her, she still waved her legs desperately and launched an attack on Luther.

The slippers I wore indoors were looser and were soon thrown off by the little master himself. As a result, they turned into small feet wrapped in black stockings, hitting Lu Se's chest and abdomen like a massage.

Alice doesn't seem to care that her movements will reveal her absolute territory from time to time, and her futile struggle will be even more intense.

"Hahahaha, will you tell me peace of mind? If you agree to peace of mind, you will put you down!"

"No peace! If the consultant is not an exclusive consultant of Alice, Alice will become the great devil who destroys the world!"

"Hey? Animation settings like Loli Demon King seem to be very popular recently..."

"Just just watch the animation... In short, let me put down this devil first! You have delayed the devil's destruction of the world!"

"Then I can't let go..."

Lu Se really enjoyed this moment. Although reality is not an animation, he has encountered many accidents and setbacks in reality, at this moment, he feels that life is worth it.

Only by living can you encounter good things that make people feel excited.

Wisdom is a gift and a curse.

Ordinary people can follow the trend, work like ants, enjoy like pigs, and will not explore the meaning of life.

But wise people are difficult to get confused with the mundane currents. They must find the meaning of life to survive.

At least at this moment, Lu Se felt that this world was worth living, and his existence also had value.

"Dong!" "Oh!"

Because he was too excited, Luther raised Alice too high, causing Alice's little head to hit the ceiling.

"The consultant is jealous of Alice and wants to make Alice stupid! If you don't buy 100 strawberry puddings, Alice will not forgive you when you come back!!"
Chapter completed!