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[016] The correct way to call for help

Lin Qin, since you have brainwashed my sister into "Lu Zhi", then I will brainwash your sister into "Lu Zhi"! I want to see who has stronger brainwashing skills!

As the author of the reference book "How to Brainwash Girls", Lu Se is full of confidence in himself.

Taking advantage of Alice's dependence on herself, Luther successfully instigated Alice to deal with Lin Qin with her. Alice's initial favorability for Lin Qin was not difficult to win over.

"What! Even half-brothers are still sisters. It's too much to make Alice over her!"

"Relying on his higher level, I mocked Alice as a super-miniature bean... Alice clearly graduated from university and has three degrees, and doesn't even understand the median theorem helper function, why should she look down on me!"

Lu Se couldn't help but feel ashamed and thought: The auxiliary function of the median theorem is already a high-level mathematics content in college. Not to mention that Lin Qin doesn't go to school normally, even if she goes to school, she is just a high school student. In addition, math ability has nothing to do with her height of 10 cents, right?

When writing computer programs, Luther often quotes some advanced functions, so his mathematical ability is much higher than his peers, and he has a common language with Alice, who has a degree in mathematics.

Lu Se always thought that his sister was very stupid, and even wrote a poem based on the opening animation of the Lich King in World of Warcraft:

When my stupid sister was born, penguins in all Antarctic were calling her name-

Lu Xiaojia! Lu Xiaojia! Fool! Fool!

Snowflakes watch you grow up day by day and become the embodiment of stupidity

You can never remember that the Lin Group is our mortal enemy

Also, I can't learn to use my powerful speed carefully

My stupid sister...

One day, my career will be glorious

And you will be homeless and fat and rotten on the bed.

"Where did I get fat? Why did I curse my cute sister to rot in the bed!"

After hearing this poem, Lu Xiaojia had a lot of opinions, but he did not refute the repeated "stupidity" in the poem at all.

Alice is obviously the same age as Xiaojia, but she shows a completely different intelligence from the fool Xiaojia. If Santa Claus can really realize her wish, Lu Se really hopes that Alice can be her sister and let Xiaojia cheat Lin Qin's group.

Unfortunately, fate was already destined at the moment of your birth!

Luther's long and narrow eyes behind his myopia lenses narrowed even narrower, and the pupils of the predator slowly contracted.

Because of my strong self-esteem, I seek independence. Trust me, rely on me, and be obsessed with me! Then I become my pawn to destroy the Lin Group! During this journey, I will also enjoy the feeling of having a smart sister...

"It's good. Although Alice doesn't like the regular banquets and receptions held by the Lin Group, if she can spy on Lin Qin's movements, she will report them to you as soon as possible!"

Lu Se couldn't help but feel a little satisfied when he inserted Alice as his spy so simply, but at this time three bad intentions stood in front of him.

"Stop! The Qifeng River is in a complicated state and is swimming prohibited. Don't you know? Pay the fine!"

The other party looked like a high school student, but obviously he didn't attend classes very much. The leader stood in the middle and had a slightly shorter figure, but his every move was like a big brother, and he was holding a cigarette that was almost finished in his mouth.

"Alice...Alice doesn't swim even though she's wearing a swimsuit! Just to experience life!"

"Hahaha, do you think we are stupid?" The three gangsters laughed.

The one with a red face on the left pointed at Alice and said, "You don't swim but are wearing a swimsuit. Are you playing cosplay? The man next to you gave you money?"

The black-faced man on the right echoed sarcastically: "It's really a turn of feng shui. Finally, it's an era where blonde foreign girls get rid of it if they give it money! I now know what the use of China's GDP is!"

"You...you!" Alice, who was not well-versed in the world, was not good at quarrels. She was so angry that she couldn't speak. She could only wrap herself tighter with Lu Se's suit and jacket, so that she would not let the swimsuit die and the water touch the unscrupulous gazes of the gangsters.

As a military advisor, Lu Se did not have any hand-to-hand combat power, but he did not show any timidity when facing three people who were obviously stronger than him.

Taking a step forward, protecting Alice, who was angry and scared, Lu Se said neither humbly nor arrogantly:

"A few guys are not ordinary people when they see their faces. Since they dare to collect protection fees by the river, they should have a name that can be called out, right?"

"Of course!" The leader smiled, stretched out his thumb and pointed at himself, and pointed at the two of them.

"My name is Liu Bei, his name is Guan Yu, and this is Zhang Fei. We are the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang who are famous in Xicheng District, also known as Taoyuan Star combination!"

"Looking for a long time--" Lu Se bowed with his fists, as if the other party's name was really well-known.

After praising the three of them in a respectful tone, Lu Se said:

"Working in a swimsuit to the river where swimming is prohibited, it makes people misunderstand that we are wrong... But the few of them don't even have the red hoop on their arms, so they probably are not qualified to ask us to pay a fine, right?"

"You guys are so stupid!" Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up.

"Slow down," Liu Bei stretched out his hand to stop Zhang Fei from being impulsive, "This little brother seems to have a good background. So, who should we prepare for dinner today for the three of us?"

"I didn't eat either, so I'll go pick a restaurant."

Lu Se stretched out his finger and pointed to the opposite direction from the river bank. He saw a small path that was neither wide nor narrow leading to the prosperous area. On both sides were tall and short dilapidated residential buildings, basically all nail households looking forward to the compensation for demolition.

"Really... I really want to have dinner with these hooligans?"

Walking side by side with Lu Se, Alice, who was obviously hostage by the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang, asked indignantly.

"Don't worry," Lu Se was not afraid of danger, and there was a hint of laziness in his expression. "I have my own way when I go to a crowded place."

"Ah, I understand!" Alice opened her eyes wide with joy. "I heard that China has a unique behavior called bravery, so can we get out by using Chinese-style call for help?"

Next, the blonde swimsuit loli took a deep breath, then gathered her hands around her mouth, pulled her throat and screamed:

"Help! Save people! Robbery! Robbery in broad daylight! Is there any other kingly law?"

Although the style is very "Chinese", the nail households are preparing supper in the kitchen at this time. There are not many idle people on the street. Even if they hear Alice's call for help, they don't plan to come and meddle in other people's business.

"What, why is this?" Alice, who was not caring about it, felt extremely lonely. "Don't China talk about Lei Feng's spirit very much? Why no one comes..."

"Hahaha, this foreign girl is so funny!" Alice's futility made the gangsters laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt. The eldest brother Liu Bei finally took a sip of the cigarette and threw the cigarette butt under the wall.

"Now it is a market economy, where is there any Lei Feng?" Liu Bei snorted and said with a vilifying smile. "Originally, you could have asked you to invite five or six hundred yuan for this meal. Now that you have made a fuss, I'm sorry for you if you don't have a thousand!"

"Isn't it just 1,000?" Alice recovered slightly and said with a pout, "We won't have dinner with you. Alice calls and asks someone to send the money. You get the money and let us go!"

"Don't listen to his elder brother!" Guan Yu said blushingly, "They either call the police or call the bodyguard!"

"Hahahahaha..." Lu Se suddenly laughed dryly, making Alice and Liu Guan and Zhang both stunned.

"Alice, your way of calling for help is wrong." Lu Se stretched out a finger and shook it gently, "No matter which country you are in, there are very few brave acts. After understanding the rules of society are to be brave to do it with 'profit', let's take a look at what is the correct way of calling for help!"

Lu Se took a deep breath, shouting hoarsely with all his acting skills:

"The forced demolition is here! They hired hooligans to set fire first and then demolish them! The downstairs are already burning!!"

Lu Se shouted while pointing at the thick smoke coming out from the corner of the wall. Liu Bei accidentally threw the cigarette butts on the garbage dump. Now the paper scraps on it have smoked.

"What? Didn't we agree to talk about compensation tomorrow, and we actually sent someone to demolish it today!?"

Just now, the doors and windows were closed tightly and opened one after another, and angry and urgent faces stretched out from it.

"Call for fire!" Lu Se patted Alice's butt through her suit jacket, "If you shout for help, no one will come out of your home to save you. Only interest-related firefighting will be useful!"

Alice hesitated whether to protest, but then she thought that it was not the time, so she had to open her throat and shout again:

"Put the fire! It's on fire! If you don't put out the fire, the whole street will be burning!!"

"Where? Where is the fire?"

Alice's voice was high and sharp. Immediately, n aunts and n1 old men opened the window and looked downstairs. They were all the ones who didn't hear it for the first time.

"What a joke? How could we demolish it..."

Seeing that several big men with shovels and kitchen knives had already rushed out of the street, Liu Bei couldn't help but feel scared and sweated.

"Why do you want to set fire if you are not here to demolish it?" Lu Se said righteously, with a glorious expression as if he was performing a model opera during the Cultural Revolution.

After scolding the counter-revolutionaries sternly, Lu Se turned his eyes to the nail households holding the damage artifact and staring at them.

"Friends, they are not just trying to demolish them, they are just going to burn you to death! If you can bear it, tomorrow's compensation will be reduced again and again, and it will not be enough to drink the northwest wind!"

"The bastard dares to look down on us!!"

Originally, the nail households were not calm enough, thinking that giving less compensation would mean taking their lives. Now, Lu Se was fanning the flames and immediately furious and waved the long and short weapons in his hands at the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang like a hungry tiger going down the mountain.

"Damn you don't come here! We really have nothing to do with forced demolition!"

The nail households were so angry that they couldn't listen to the defense. Seeing that the situation was not good, Taoyuan Star had to run away. It was so pissing and even one of the shoes fell off.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Luther pulled Alice and left the place of trouble with one hand. Because of Luther's calmness and resilience in the whole thing, Alice felt that she admired this man more.

Chapter 7, Section 2 of "How to Brainwash Girls": The suspension bridge effect refers to the fact that in a dangerous situation, the perception of danger will accelerate the heartbeat, which will make it easier to have a favorable impression of the opposite sex around you. When artificially creating a suspension bridge, you must make the suspension bridge controllable as a whole to avoid backfire.

Just like this time, although the whole process is free to play, and the script was not written in advance, accusing the other party of forcibly demolishing it was also an idea...

But after all, there was an agreement when hiring the three brothers Liu, Guan and Zhang in advance that the robbery was limited to verbal threats and we must not attack Lu Se or Alice.

"Weaker than I thought," Lu Se walked home while protecting Alice, sneered in a voice that only he could hear, "I have made an agreement with you that much money I can extort is yours, but it's a pity that you don't have that ability!" (To be continued)
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