Understanding enemies is more important than getting to know friends, so Lu Se is very familiar with the 8 kinds of penguins active in Antarctica.

1. Adria Penguin: The penguin with the largest number of Antarctica, with a stingy eyebrow and a unique "underwater rocket" that can jump from the water to a two-meter-high iceberg, which is very hateful.

2. Golden Picture Penguin: widely distributed, red-mouthed and red feet, jumping, strong curiosity, and often watch detection equipment, which is very hateful.

3. Penguin with hats: There is a circle of black lines on the neck like a belt of a top hat. When you look at you with squint eyes, it looks like a perverted murderer. When a hundred thousand penguins with hats gather on the breeding ground, there are 100,000 perverted murderers looking at you, which is very hateful.

4. Magellan Penguin: It’s usually ugly, even uglier when changing hair, and actually lives in caves and often monitors you from the caves, which is very hateful.

5. King Penguin: It is much more beautiful than ordinary penguins, but the cubs are ugly, and the newly hatched babies are even more ugly and extremely hateful.

6. Emperor Penguin: The enhanced version of King Penguin, especially the cubs, whose appearance is higher than King Penguin, is difficult to see when they are wandering, which is very hateful.

7. Rock-jumping penguin: has golden eyebrows, is small in size and good at jumping between rocks. He has a bad temper and strong aggressiveness, which is very hateful.

8. Marco Ronnie Penguin: The enhanced version of the Rock-jumping Penguin, the golden eyebrows are more arrogant, and they have developed to the level of crown of the head, and their body is fatter and bloated. It’s so abominable.

Especially the Marco Ronnie penguin named "Trump" bought by Lin Qin from the zoo, scattering water in the jacuzzi as if no one was around, and her look like "I'm the old man, come and serve me," which made Lu Se particularly unhappy.

"Lin Qin, why don't you send me a pet? Did I ask me to stew it?"

"Hey? What's wrong with penguins? You should know that most penguins are monogamous!"

"Hey, hey, you have opened a lily harem yourself, so what's the face to promote monogamy!"

"Gaga! Gagaga!"

Trump showed a difficult swimming skill in the circular bathtub. One wing was exposed to the water and the other was hidden under the water, proudly imitating the scene of shark sauce fins swimming around.

Perhaps it was performed in this way to tourists in the zoo. It shouted loudly, urging Lu Se to applaud and welcome him quickly.

"Who will applaud you! I wish I could strangle you to death!"

In addition to the book "How to Brainwash Girls", Lu Se also has a more complete reference book called "One Hundred Ways to Kill Penguins".

In the book, Lu Se enthusiastically described how to send this hateful animal to hell. You can excerpt the two least difficult methods to implement:

1. Hold a little penguin going out alone and rub it hard on it. After the little penguin has too much human smell, parents will not recognize it and will starve to death!

2. If you deliberately block the route of adult penguins, they will sometimes not find their way back because of this. The little penguins who stay at home will starve to death!

However, wild penguins are very, very smelly. Lu Se has never wanted to approach penguins since he was a child, let alone hugging them and rubbing them on his body.

The penguin breeding ground was filled with feces, so Lu Se could not take his shoes for now.

So although Lu Se wrote "One Hundred Ways to Kill Penguins", he hoped that everyone would practice actively, but he basically relied on invention and creation to eliminate penguins remotely. Unfortunately, some penguins fan mothers interfered with it. Even a penguin failed to kill a penguin successfully and was hung up and beaten many times.

In desperation, Lu Se had to raise a QQ pet penguin on his computer, and then he did not feed it, did not bathe it, and kept letting it work...

During the most boring days of life in Antarctica, Lu Se could kill a QQ pet penguin every 4 hours, and it took a repeat of the cycle. There were no 1,000 QQ pet penguins that died in Lu Se's hands, and there were eight hundred.

Now a sb penguin with a feeling of good self appeared in front of me, and without my mother's stopping me, Lu Se couldn't resist the urge to drown.

But the health club is Lin Qin's territory, where the open murder of penguins will definitely leave a handle.

"Hey? Why can't my steps... stop?"

As if being held by an invisible puppet thread, Lu Se stretched his hands forward like a zombie, simulating the movement of choking his neck while slowly approaching the bathtub.

Losing your mind! Destroying the Lin family group and extermination of penguins are Lu Se’s two long-cherished wishes in life. Letting the penguins and Lu Se live together is much more dangerous than letting the Lin Guangzheng’s daughter and Lu Se live together!

"Ga?"

When Penguin saw that Lu Se not only did not applaud, he also walked towards him with a terrible expression, subconsciously feeling the danger.

So it jumped out of the bathtub, ran away on the floor with a full of water droplets, with an astonishing speed, and from time to time it even crawled into the corner and jumped onto the sofa, making Lu Se unable to catch it.

"Your sister, it's fine if you jump in rock penguins jump around on average, but you 6 kilogram fat penguins jump around too! Do you know that you are heavier than the 5 kilogram rice commonly found in supermarkets!"

Lu Se and Penguin, wearing blue bodybuilding pants, chased each other in the private room for a long time without any results. It was a bit like a good show of chasing swimsuits between boyfriend and girlfriend on the beach.

"Huhhh... bastard, wait! I will exercise well when I get home, and I will catch up with you and strangle you to death!"

Lu Se stopped to breathe, and Penguin Trump also stopped to breathe, his movements were quite synchronized. At this time, Lin Qin's voice came from the speakers on the ceiling:

"How is it? Do you get along well with your penguin pet? You must have fun! The keeper who often takes care of Trump was pecked by it and was hospitalized after tetanus. No one provided the massage he usually wants to enjoy. I think you are a suitable candidate..."

"It's right for your sister! It turns out that it likes to peck people and will peck people into tetanus? I refuse to push oil to the penguin! I quit! You don't abide by the agreement first, so it's not considered a breach of contract if I leave now!"

After saying that, Lu Se turned around and wanted to go to the locker room to put on his clothes, but Lin Qin's voice became cold at this time:

"Trump's original keeper was pecked because of his poor massage techniques. Since you have excellent massage skills, you will never have any problems if you serve Trump sincerely. You can still become a good friend with a heart... Do you want to reject my kindness?"

"Good intention!" Lu Se said angrily, "Who wants to communicate with the penguin with a spiritual connection!"

"You can choose now," Lin Qin's voice became more and more like the brutal queen in the gloomy castle. "Just push Trump once, I will pay you a day's salary for the keeper, and then you can buy me a gift with your salary, otherwise..."

"Otherwise I will let the four gay masseurs outside the door rush in and take turns to give you some fuel!"
Chapter completed!