[058] Paternity test
When Murong Jiao apologized in the QQ group, Lu Se happened to take the subway home with Xiaojia and Alice.
Tomorrow is the first weekend since school started. Alice wanted to discuss the follow-up story of the comic with her consultant, so she tentatively asked Huan whether she would welcome her to visit. Lu Se naturally had no reason to refuse.
There were a lot of people on the subway around 6 o'clock, and Lu Se stood by himself and gave the seats to Xiaojia and Alice. The black-haired loli and the blonde loli sat side by side, and the two of them occupied only one place.
"Brother, has our family become a hotel?" This is not the first time Xiaojia has met Alice, but the relationship between the two seems to be not very harmonious.
"Hmph, why didn't you have any objection to Lin Qin coming yesterday?" Lu Se asked back, "Why can't I receive guests?"
"My sister and I have such a close relationship, it is no longer something that customers can describe!" Xiaojia pouted, "If it were my guests, why would my guests sleep with you?"
"You are unbalanced?" Lu Se raised his eyebrows, "Alice is my guest. You can sleep with her tonight, so will it be even?"
"What do I want to sleep with her!"
"Why did Alice sleep with her!"
The two loli protested at the same time.
"Because I still want to be a human being." Lu Se said self-deprecatingly, "You two sleep in the big bed in the big house tonight, and I will sleep in the small bed in the small house."
"No! I will definitely not!" Xiaojia clenched her two small fists, "My bedroom belongs to my private space, my brother cannot come in!"
"Then I'll sleep on the sofa." Lu Se did not insist. He observed the two strong men with sunglasses not far away from the corner of his eyes, and understood that they were the bodyguards sent by the vice principal to protect Alice.
"Alice can sleep on the sofa, too." said the blonde loli very sensible. "I was too tired when I was rushing for manuscripts, so it was very common to sleep on the sofa."
"Alice is a guest, and there is no reason to let the guest sleep on the sofa." The carriage was a little shaken, and Lu Se grabbed the stainless steel vertical pipe handrail.
"Hey? Brother, why do you have double standards?" Xiaojia said, "Sister Alpha is also a guest, so why don't you let others sleep on the sofa?"
"I have been violently opposed to me many times. It would be nice to sleep with a sofa like this maid..." Lu Se said, looking further away from the carriage, and suspected that a female white-collar worker with a similar height was Alpha's dress.
At this time, Lu Se's cell phone rang, and when the screen was lit, it was found that it was a text message from Lin Qin.
"My sister was complete before she went to your house to visit, and she must be complete after she was sent back."
Hey? Can I still eat Alice? Even if I really want to do something bad, I wouldn’t choose such an obvious place for my own crime!
"Brother, let me give you an intelligence question!" Xiaojia suddenly said, "Anyway, I'm idle, I promise you can't answer!"
"I can't answer the intelligence questions that you can understand the answer?" Lu Se smiled. "As long as it conforms to scientific principles, you can ask casually. If I can't answer it in seconds, I will lose."
"Okay!" Xiaojia said immediately without waiting for his brother to repent: "A hunter shot a fox, but the hunter died. Why?"
"Ha?" Lu Se said suspiciously, "The gun explodes, accidentally hits a trap, myocardial infarction... all causes are possible. You need to describe the incident in more detail!"
"Because the hunter is a fox?" Alice blinked her big purple eyes cutely, not sure whether her answer was correct or not.
"Haha, nothing is right! Brother is so stupid! Alice is a little stronger. The hunter died because the fox is a reflex fox!"
"Reflex Fox, your sister!" Lu Se's mouth was pissed, "I hate this kind of brain teaser that plays homophonic tricks the most! What's in line with the scientific principles!"
"Because of the reflex fox, is it homophone to the reflex arc?" Alice woke up as if she was dreaming. Her mother tongue was not Chinese, so her reaction in this aspect was naturally slower.
"Maybe in a different world, there is really a rare bird and beast called the reflex fox!" Xiaojia made a fuss, "When the time comes, brother, don't shoot at it, otherwise you will reflect it with a 'swoosh'..."
Xiaojia described it vividly, dancing and dancing, as if she had really seen mentally retarded beasts such as reflex foxes, Duffy chickens, Fake squids, and Crane crabs.
Because it was a weekend, there was no need to rush to do homework. As soon as Xiaojia got home, she immediately rushed to the computer to do daily tasks of the game, leaving Lu Se and Alice to discuss the plot of the comics in the living room.
"The name must be made on two days on the weekend, otherwise Alice will not be able to catch up with the weekly update!"
Lu Se knew that the "name" in Alice's mouth refers to the draft of the storyboard script. Take Aunt Niu, the author of the Japanese comic "The Alchemist of Steel", as an example. She usually completes the name on weekends, and then completes the manuscript according to the name from Monday to Thursday. Only Friday is the holiday.
However, the work from Monday to Thursday is not done by one person. Usually, the cartoonist is only responsible for the main body of the picture, while the assistant is responsible for the background details and the lines are polished. Alice has only one person from beginning to end, so of course she will be busy.
"Alice's competitor, big news broke in the last episode of "Detective Li Ergou"!" The blonde loli looked nervous on the sofa, "Li Ergou discovered that the father who had lived with him for 0 years was a fake father! The real father was Lao Wang next door..."
"Damn this is not a detective comic, but an ethical comic, right?" Lu Se glanced at the serialized "Detective Li Ergou" on the website. It is simply a rough line that makes people feel physically discomfort. It is a different kind of manga, combined with all kinds of bloody brains.
The main plot of this episode "Detective Li Ergou" can be summarized as follows using character dialogue:
"What!? Although dad is fake, grandpa is real? The old Wang next door is grandpa's own son!"
"So, Ergou, you can't be with Wang Xiaohua next door! It's all caused by grandpa..."
"Ergou, stop crying! Dad promises that you can be with Xiaohua! You can call me father-in-law in the future!"
Lu Se put down the iPad that was used to read comics and felt that he had seen a tragedy of human relations.
"If I follow the logic of this comic, then I am probably Lin Guangzheng's son, and then Lin Guangzheng's daughters are all my sisters... It's definitely another book called "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"!"
Of course, it is not ruled out that some of Lin Guangzheng's daughters are actually Lu Se's father's. In the end, Lu Se couldn't figure out who to take revenge against.
However, comics are comics after all, and Lin Guangzheng is not easy to trust others. If a woman wants to get support from him, paternity tests are necessary, so girls, including Lin Qin, are undoubtedly descendants of Lin Guangzheng.
When Lu Se was born, because he didn't look like a penguin, his mother went to do a paternity test and unfortunately proved that Lu Se was Lu Zidong and her biological son.
Because Xiaojia's IQ was too low, Lu Se had suspected that she was not her own sister, so he designed to take a blood sample of her sister, which unfortunately proved that she was a relative.
"So the genes are really wonderful. The same parents can give birth to children with very different differences. It seems that if I want to continue the race of level 12 intelligent creatures, it is best to find a woman with high IQ to have children..."
Unconsciously, his eyes fell on Alice of iq00. Lu Se fought a cold war and was shocked by her thoughts.
Although Alice has a low emotional intelligence, it has an IQ foundation. If I am willing to teach her, it will definitely improve rapidly. Unexpectedly, the most suitable person for giving birth to a baby for me so far is the 1-year-old daughter of my enemy... I wipe Alice, it's almost a baby!
"Consultant, what do you think of?" Alice asked in confusion, "Is Li Ergou's plot too explosive, and you can't think of a way to deal with it?"
Lu Se calmed down and looked at the storyboard draft that Alice scanned into the iPad. Alice's painting skills were undeniable. Although it was a storyboard draft, its exquisiteness had exceeded the completion of many Chinese comics.
"Let's not tell the story, Alice, there's something wrong with your picture."
"Ah?" the blonde loli was startled. "Alice admitted that her story was a little lacking, but Alice was a top student at the Edinburgh Academy of Arts, and the picture was like..."
"Shoes!" Lu Se pointed to the center of the drawing, "When the new character appears, you paint the shoes too seriously and too brilliantly, but instead blocks the character's own charm!"
"Yes, but shoes are very important to Alice!" She defended, looking down at the translucent slippers on her feet. Wearing other people's shoes made her feel very uncomfortable.
"You are a shoe control but others are not!" Lu Se emphasized, "Human eyes will blur the unimportant things, so the comics must be detailed and brief, so that the burden on the human brain when reading!"
"Alice understands!" The two little hands clapped together, and their owner smiled with understanding. "Just like the blockbusters in Chinese paintings, Alice doesn't need so many complicated lines. A real master can use only one line to achieve better results than ten lines!"
"You can teach me." Lu Se smiled and touched the yellow hair above Alice's head. The little loli squinted her eyes like a Persian cat, and her body trembled as if she was enjoying it.
"stare--"
A thin slit was opened at Xiaojia's bedroom door, and two black eyes looked at the sofa from the inside.
"What are you watching secretly?" Lu Se said, "If you don't play games, just come out and talk!"
"Hmph! My brother has never patted my head!" Xiaojia's voice was full of jealousy.
"You never let me take pictures!" Lu Se said angrily, "Whatever you say is that you can't grow tall because you were photographed by me in the past... You can't grow tall because you are picky in food!"
"Anyway, my brother always plans to replace me! I must have thought in my heart that Alice is your sister, right?"
"Well, it's a pity that modern science and technology cannot be achieved." Luceto put his chin on his face and thought about it seriously. "I was a little taller than Lin Qin, but because of you, I sometimes seem a little lower."
"Brother is a ruthless monster! Sister is much better than you!" Xiaojia closed the door with a slap.
There was a little awkward atmosphere in the living room. After a while, Alice whispered to each other with her fingertips:
"I don't like my sisters in blood, and sometimes I think that it would be great if the consultant was Alice's brother..." (To be continued)
Chapter completed!