【588】 Xiaojia's Brain Theater
[Xiaojia's Brain Theater: Brother and Alice's trip to Chunshui City] nbsp;nbsp;
In Chunshui City, the climate is warmer than Dongshan City, and the thickness of the clothes is naturally thinner than that of Dongshan City.
Lu Se: "The weather is so hot, why don't I unbutton the suit!"
Alice: "So hot weather makes Alice want to wear gauze clothes too!"
Lu Se: "Why just wear a wedding dress. I have printed a set of wedding dresses with a D printer based on your size, and somehow suddenly appeared in our suitcase!"
Alice: "It turned out to be a pure white wedding dress with a veil, which is unexpectedly traditional... Alice likes the matching white high heels!"
Lu Se: "Hahaha, do you like it? I know you like to write, so you have been planning for a long time! We came to Chunshui City without Xiaojia's disturbance. Should we get married?"
Alice: "How come we can register to get married at our age?"
Lu Se: "It's not possible to be normal, but the laws of Chunshui City are different from those of Dongshan City. I also modified our identity information online. As long as you agree, there is no problem to get married successfully!"
Alice: "Will you buy me more of these beautiful shoes after marriage?"
Lu Se: "There is nothing in the world that is more beautiful than you, but I will let you have everything in the shoes... The Civil Affairs Bureau is here to hurry in!"
So Alice, wearing a pure white wedding dress and holding beautiful flowers, was carried by Lu Se to the Civil Affairs Bureau and successfully cheated her marriage. After the trip to Chunshui City, Xiaojia suddenly realized that she was going to call Alice's sister-in-law.
"Absolutely not possible! It's so evil! I have to go together in order not to let my brother become a criminal!"
When Xiaojia, Lu Se and Teacher Nangong discussed who should accompany Alice to the comics annual meeting, and whether to go, Principal He and Professor Yin reached a confidentiality agreement.
"Qingzi Academy cannot buy your electrotherapy equipment. After all, we are a school, not a concentration camp. However, you can distribute your Internet addiction quit on campus. If a parent voluntarily sends his children to your Internet addiction quit school, we will not interfere too much."
Professor Yin was not very satisfied with He Qimei's concessions.
"Principal He called my school for Internet addiction appointment as a concentration camp, which is a bit too much.... In fact, my electrotherapy equipment is not as terrible as the outside world says. There is a collar that refers to the bad habit correction device for pet dogs. As long as a teenager who is addicted to the Internet will be exposed to the Internet device, he will be stinged. The clinical use effect is very good. I provide a few free of charge for Principal He to discipline students?"
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?Principal He knew that the crocodile pond had become a handle. ?? Now Professor Yin's appetite is bigger than that of crocodile. ?? He would never give up easily if he was not satisfied.
"Okay,??Your electric shock collars will buy in small quantities, hoping to play a deterrent role for students who have been teaching repeatedly - we will discuss the details later."
"Of course." Professor Yin smiled and said, "Why do two people need a place to talk? Since the crocodile pond does not exist at all, how can we talk next to the crocodile pond?"
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?In order to deal with wet clothes and other aftermath work, Lu Se did not go to the fourth class.
When he finished the 5th class, the whole class discussed the disappearance of Alice and Lin Qin's use of the radio station.
"I heard that Alice hid in the underground of the faculty and staff dormitory building, or got into the ventilation duct..."
"It's so small,? Generally speaking, it takes elementary school students to get in, right?"
"Lu Se and Alice have been covered in water. The school said it was caused by a burst of underground water pipe. It was just a shortage of water for half an hour for maintenance... Some people said that they are a super IQ combination. I think it is a super combination that will cause trouble for others, right?"
"There are also Lin Qin?? In order to attract Alice to come out, she took her maid to violently capture the radio station. What kind of sexual incompetence are broadcasting through the speakers? It's not a lady at all!"
"Wait... the word "incompetence" appears to be from her sister Lin Lian's mouth. "It's a pity that she said it?, Who did Father Guo in the church provoke whom?"
In the winter, Alice splashed water and showed a slight sign of a cold. In order not to delay the trip to Chunshui City, the little loli returned to her dormitory 16 and rested.
Jin Shijie and Lu Se competed with whom to find Alice first but failed? Jiang Na and other Jin fans found reasons for Jin Shijie: "Alice must have been hidden behind the vending machine. Lu Se found Alice after being inspired by Young Master Jin. Later, he pretended to be found underground in the staff dormitory building. It was so cunning!"
Zhen Shiqiang, the head teacher of Class 7, felt that this was a good opportunity to attack Nangong Meng's ability to lead the class. He deliberately asked Chinese teacher Xie Dingxin and physics teacher Ye Yuanfeng to chat in the teacher's office.
"Did you hear that the students in Class 1 are missing? The whole school has been shut down for half an hour? Teacher Xie, have you been affected by the tea making??"
"I always boil water in advance, so it's okay.??"
Teacher Xieding drank boiling water and did not climb along the rod while drinking hot tea. Ye Yuanfeng was bored and grabbed the tape on the bridge of his nose, looking at the small amount of snow on the playground. He didn't hear clearly at all? What did Zhen Shiqiang say?
Except for the parties involved, Bao Xing is probably the only one who really knows the whole story. Lu Se rarely conceals information from Bao Xing unless this information is beneficial to Bao Xing's pursuit of Xiaojia.??
"Damn it's so scary! I would have stayed at Dongshan No. 1 Middle School if I had known it.?? I might have been crocodile when I came to Qingzi Academy...?"
Lu Se turned around and winked at Bao Xing. Bao Xing lowered the volume and also learned to cover the lower half of his face with one hand, so as not to know what he was talking about through lip reading techniques.
Axue had a bad Christmas this time.
She was first shot by a drone on Christmas Eve and injured her anus. This morning she had to endure the pain and capture the radio station with Miss Lin Qin.
Although there was only a thin literary youth on duty at the radio station, when he used the [Pseudo-Tail Tortoise Bond] to control it, Axue's buttocks still felt a tingling pain. As the saying goes, one thousand injured the enemy and damaged eight hundred buttocks.
So, A Xue secretly vowed in her heart that it would be no strange thing to take revenge on Lu Se, but Lu Se's accomplice Bao Xing was also very alert and knew how to cover his mouth when speaking, so that A Xue's lip reading technique had nowhere to be used.
Noting that A Xue's eyes were looking at him, Lu Se decided to attack first.
"I heard that when Lin Qin occupied the radio station, you mainly worked hard. Shouldn't you be ordered to take care of An Zhi? How is An Zhi's situation? Have you also found out how An Zhi made up stories with her family and explained the problems of condoms and sexy underwear?"? (To be continued)
Chapter completed!