【678】Jay Chou can exorcise evil spirits
6Se moved the seat back, looked down at the table, and used the English textbook volume in his hand as a weapon.
"It's indeed Trump! You slipped in while I opened the door to Tony Hay!"
Trump was furry under the table like a plush toy. His head was smaller than his obese body, with a golden crown on his head, and his dark red eyes on both sides of his sharp mouth stared upward.
"What are you staring at me, you dead penguin! Do you think you are a staring cat!"
6Se waved the textbook to smash Trump's head, but only wiped it to the edge. Trump shrugged his shoulders and avoided in the direction of Bao Xing.
"Don't come over! If you give me a little more, I'll be beaten up!"
Bao Xing used both hands and feet, and relied on the turtle punch to prevent Trump from getting close.
"quack!"
However, Dongni Haiyi stretched out her right hand and grabbed Trump's beak very quickly.
"When I entered the door, I called and didn't see you follow me. As a martial arts practitioner, I'm really dereliction of duty!"
The bird's beak was pinched, and Trump's eyes, who could not "ga" could not come out, turned red again. It flapped its wings and made a jump forward.
"Be careful! The penguin's wings are very strong, and being hit is not a joke!"
6Se was afraid that Dongni Haiyi would suffer because she didn't understand the penguin. In order to avoid Trump's slap, Dongni Haiyi temporarily let go of his mouth.
"Silly Penguin, look at what this is!"
Alice pulled out the squid crisp from the snack bag and took one out of it to show it to Trump.
"Since you like to eat the secret dried fish made by Yang Ren, you must also like squid crisps? Do you want to eat it? If you don't want to, Alice will eat it?"
Trump was attracted by the food and looked straight, and 6th took the opportunity to knock him in the head.
"You are told to peck at people! Didn't you keep them in Lin Qin's dormitory? Are you here for boys to find Yang Ren's place to eat secret dried fish? He is so fat and really hard to stutter!"
Trump was beaten by 6 Se, and took the squid crispy bite and took a few bites to his stomach. Alice retracted her hand early on fear of being pecked.
"Look closer, it's so scary that the penguin's mouth is covered with teeth! There are thorns on its tongue!"
Alice was afraid of a cold war.
"Penguin is a very terrifying animal," 6 Se complained, "Lin Lian also said that I worship evil spirits. Judging from the penguins' mouths, it is not an exaggeration to say that penguins are evil spirits."
When Cao Cao was said to be there, someone knocked on the door in dormitory 2O1 again. This time, Lin Lian was standing outside the door, and the nun didn't take anything, not like he was here to tutor.
"I came to find my sister's treatment of animal Trump. I heard that he ran to your dormitory. Can you open the door?"
6 Se opened the door, and Lin Lian bowed slightly to express his greetings. When wearing pure white nun's clothes, Lin Lian was even more polite than usual.
"Hey? You really have a review meeting before the exam. Although the classmate Liu Se who worships evil spirits is very unclean, it is still very good to care for the classmate. If you persist in getting saved by God..."
Alice knocked the table with her little finger dissatisfied: "Where does the consultant worship evil spirits? Atheists don't bother you believers, what are you believers looking for?"
In order to express his dissatisfaction, I grabbed a snack from the plastic bag and wanted to throw it out, but after I found it was strawberry jelly, I pulled my hand that was raised in the air back.
Lin Lian didn't want Jiao Qingqing to be hit because the truth of the rooftop was revealed, so she couldn't answer Alice's question, but she suddenly thought that Bao Xing had painted a five-pointed star magic circle on the snow while sweeping the snow.
"Bao Xing was probably influenced by Liu Se, two people
Have you worshipped evil spirits together? Bao Xing recently sold a strange liquid called [Rejuvenation Liquid] in the church square, which is already corroding the believers of God.”
[Rejuvenation Divine Liquid] is actually aphrodisiac. Because the word "通" is more sensitive, there is such a nickname added to the word "通" in word.
Perhaps feeling sad that his classmates admired evil spirits. Lin Lian sighed and waved to Trump under the table. Trump thought Lin Lian had something to eat in his hand, but he came over and there was nothing, revealing the unique disappointment expression of birds.
"I, I'm helping others!" Bao Xing said, covering his crotch that was pecked by a penguin, "Father Guo of your church was also a patient in this area before. Thanks to magical chemistry, he was able to remarry his wife, right? Where is the scientific thing evil?"
Lin Lian rubbed Trump's head and comforted it, and frowned.
"I hung some rosemary outside the church to drive away evil and cure diseases, but someone saw Bao Xing avoiding rosemary..."
"That's because I don't like the taste of rosemary!"
"I didn't have any particular doubts at first, but when the radio station played Jay Chou's songs, Bao Xing actually showed a very painful expression! Is your level of evil enough to not even hear the name of Rosemary?"
"That's not," said 6 Se, "Bao Xing is because there is something else..."
Lin Lian blinked her big confused eyes, and suddenly held her hands in front of her chest, posing in a posture that looked like a prayer or a performance.
"In order to prove that I did not accuse Bao Xing, I will sing Jay Chou's "Rosemary" on the spot. If I don't sing well, I hope everyone will take care of it."
"No!" Bao Xing showed a desperate expression, but Lin Lian had already started with his eyes closed.
"?Your smile flutters in the wind, smells of rosemary?"
"?The mint-scented act of acting like a spoontaneous voice is a signal of love for me?"
The pronunciation is clearer than Jay Chou, and it has a taste of religious hymns. If the background music of the exorcism skill is used in the game, it will definitely be awesome.
And it also has a great effect on Bao Xing! Bao Xing first covered his ears, but his singing voice was as piercing as a curse. Bao Xing's face was twisted and deformed, his facial features moved, and finally rushed into the bathroom with screams.
Tony Hay and Alice were both shocked.
"Damn, did you vomit? The symptom of being possessed by evil spirits in "The Exorcist" is that you vomit frequently. Bao Xingzhen is entangled with something unclean? "
Alice was peeling off half of the strawberry jelly packaging film and trembled with her hands: "Can the snacks expire?"
6Se spread her hands: "Rosemary is just a coincidence. Bao Xing just had a strange disease, but he couldn't listen to Jay Chou's songs."
"How could this strange disease occur??" Dongni Haiyi and Alice asked at the same time.
"Well, actually, he liked Jay Chou very much when he was in middle school, but the middle school teacher was very strict and did not allow everyone to listen to music, so Bao Xing bought a small mp3 player. Every time he went to the bathroom, he would wear an mp3 to listen to Jay Chou... Have you ever heard of Pavlov's theory?"
"Of course," Alice said, "Pavlov's theory refers to shaking the bell before feeding the dog. After a long time, the dog will drool automatically when he hears the bell. This is what is commonly called conditioned reflex!"
6 Se nodded: "In fact, some people do the same experiment when they are idle. As a result, their husky not only drools when they hear the bell, but the owner refuses to eat without shaking the bell. Bao Xing also developed a strange conditioned reflex."
"Anyway, because I listened too much to Jay Chou when I went to the bathroom. Now, as long as Bao Xing hears Jay Chou's songs, he will have the urge to shit and pee... You should not sing Jay Chou in front of Bao Xing in the future!"
Chapter completed!