【698】Speaker
After Lu Se came back from the cafe, the original document bag of the manuscript was several times more bulging than before.
French chef Govictor insisted that Luther stole things from the cafe, but due to the lack of evidence, no one found anything missing.
Lu Se walked back to the gate of the dormitory building and found a group of people blocking the entrance, both boys and girls. In the middle are dormitory managers and school doctors who rarely appear together.
"Hey! I heard that Qingzi Academy had a mature and sexy sister who worked as a school doctor. After I transferred, only the school doctor aunt, the dormitory manager aunt, and the canteen aunt—it was almost turned into an aunt alliance!"
It was already dark. After Bao Xing spoke with a mouthful of white teeth, Lu Se realized that there was someone around him.
"What are Aunt Wu and the school doctor doing?"
The old lady in the dormitory manager's surname is Wu Cuilian. She often accepts bribes from Lu Se and does a lot of things like letting Lu Se stay in the girls' dormitory for a while.
"It's fresh! Every floor of our dormitory is equipped with cardiac defibrillators to catch up with the international trend. Isn't this about to take the final exam? If a classmate stays up late to study and feels about to die suddenly, he can ask his roommate to help him with first aid immediately!"
Aunt Wu and the school doctor are indeed introducing this matter.
The school doctor who smiled like Maitreya Buddha pointed to the newly installed wall next to the mailroom. At first glance, it looked a bit like a telephone defibrillator and said slowly:
"Students, due to excessive energy intake and bad living habits, heart disease among teenagers is becoming more and more common. The school has installed defibrillators for everyone based on the idea of being prepared. Let me demonstrate how to use it. After the students who come back, they will teach them to the students who have not come."
Murong Jiao complained to her follower in the crowd:
"What's installed for everyone? Lin Qin is the only one who faints when she is not in good health! The shameless face of the school kneeling and licking the capitalist is really hard to bear!"
When I said this, I completely forgot that my family was also a capitalist, and the voice was quite loud, so the school doctor also heard it.
"Well, Lin Qin's situation is special, she really can't use this thing..."
When He Xifan of Lin's Group was the vice principal, he greeted the school doctor about Lin Qin's situation, so she knew a little about Lin Qin's intermittent pseudo-death disease.
Aunt Wu, the dormitory manager, was a little annoyed and pulled her neck and shouted, "Oh! My waist hurts. You guys listen to the school doctor quietly. Even if you can't save yourself after learning, I can save my heart disease and have a great merit!"
The so-called "not afraid of county officials, only fear of current management," the low status of the dormitory management can affect all aspects of the dormitory. Then no one will be quarrels.
The school doctor is really good at saving trouble. After skipping many steps that need to be confirmed, he directly placed a rubber dummy flat at his feet, and then turned on the defibrillator.
The following operations are relatively simple, because the defibrillator will give operation instructions after turning on the power.
Apply one electrode to the top of the right chest under the clavicle, and the other electrode to the outside of the left nipple of the left chest... If it is not attached correctly, the machine will repeatedly prompt "check the motor".
Then you can press the analysis button and the defibrillator will start analyzing the patient's heart rate and report whether an electric shock is required.
For demonstration, the school doctor gave the dummy two electric shocks and assisted with cardiopulmonary resuscitation, and the teaching was over here.
"Students, if you are interested, you can go to the school infirmary to get the information. This is the end of today, and everyone can go back!"
Only then did someone ask why the dormitory manager was not present.
Aunt Wu said embarrassedly: "When he helped the workers install the defibrillator, he suddenly felt uncomfortable in his heart and went to the hospital for examination..."
"Why did the dormitory master get a heart attack when he installs a defibrillator? It turns out that the dormitory master is worried that he will also get sick, so he cares so much whether we can learn it!"
The students returned to their dormitories as they were talking. Lu Se saw the maid Molly pushing Lin Qin in a wheelchair and walking down the tree-shaded road.
"Didn't you hear the defibrillator explaining..."
The street lights just turned on, and Lin Qin's black stockings over the knee looked like a ps4 handle, round, smooth and with highlights.
In front of the wheelchair, the most annoying animal is the Penguin Trump.
"Ga!Ga!Ga!"
Not only did it make annoying screams, it also poked its sharp mouth in the air, as if showing its authority.
"It's such a mess." Lu Se commented in front of Lin Qin's wheelchair, "Put the penguin on a collar and lead it to walk. Do you think it's a dog? Didn't you see that everyone avoided it?"
"Mr. Luther, we, we are holding the rope very hard!"
Molly hurriedly explained that her big skirt was decorated with lace edges, and the black and white maid outfit made her look like another penguin, of course, cute.
"There is no need to explain to Lu Se," Lin Qin said, "I have already explained to the school that this is the treatment animal I brought with me as a doctor's advice. Even if I take an international flight like this, it is legal."
Thinking of Lin Qin teasing himself with a pet snake in the Hippo Laundry in Hengji Building on Sunday, Lu Se felt that he had to get the venue back.
"Do you think you can do whatever you want if you have a healing animal?"
Lin Qin leaned her head slightly lazily and comfortably.
"I'm wrong, you can only do whatever you want with money. Speaking of money, Dong Mingzhu and Lei Jun won the 1 billion bet recently, which probably indicates that you will also fail in the bet... Um!"
Lin Qin's face, who was still content with her satisfaction just now, suddenly changed. Her inner horoscopes and legs were tight, and her slender waist was slightly shaking as if there was something unspeakable.
Bao Xing said in Lu Se's ear: "I have seen this reaction in the animation. Could it be that Miss Lin even stuffed a vibrator before taking a walk?"
The next scene shocked Bao Xing and a small number of onlookers, because something suddenly popped up under Lin Qin's black dress. Its specifications were comparable to fire hydrants and could make all boys feel ashamed.
"Damn it, I'm bigger than anyone else! The eldest lady of the Lin family actually has such a black flame dragon!"
The light is dim, and although there are certain objects protruding, they cannot be seen very clearly.
Lin Qin was anxious and angry. After a half-second shock, she personally reached out and pulled out the object.
"Puji!"
Wet and slippery, a large lump of stuff that reflects sticky and brightness was thrown on the stone road.
"What is this? The roots are broken with empty hands? What courage..."
"Stop talking nonsense! Isn't this the octopus Paul III? The one who molested girls everywhere in the cafe!"
Lin Qin still gasped after she pulled out the octopus. She must have tightened her heart to the point where she needed a defibrillator.
"Did you just take advantage of the night to use Bao Xing's body as a cover to release the octopus in your bag? How did you subdue the octopus and let it go into the bag?"
Luther threw the bag on the ground, and Paul III crawled in by himself, and even used his tentacles to zip it with only a small gap.
The level 12 intelligent creature holding his hands on his chest was full of pride.
"There are wind-talkers in this world, horse-talkers, and I am a unique [Chapter-talker]."
"Ha?" Bao Xing complained, "Can the octopus understand human words? I thought [Zhangyuzhe] would only say that the filming of Journey to the West, which was co-produced by China and the United States, will start!"
"Don't believe it? I'll show you."
Lu Se hung his right hand above the octopus. Paul III hesitated for a while, and indeed stretched out a tentacle to shake a "hand" with Lu Se.
Because the octopus had just crawled under Lin Qin's skirt, this time the handshake of human hands was of unique significance. Lin Qin showed an expression of being offended after being violated.
In fact, Luther didn't understand the language of octopus at all. He saw a piece of news and learned that there was an 84-year-old [Chapter Speaker] in Boston, USA, which inspired the inspiration to communicate with Paul III.
The 84-year-old man volunteered in the aquarium for more than 25 years, spent 7,800 hours living with octopus, paid the price of suction cup marks full of arms and hands, and finally made friends with them.
Lu Se read the detailed interview records of this [Zhang Yuzhe] online and used his valuable experience to the ultrasonic function of the [Boom Watch].
[Boom Watch] There was originally a hypnotic gear, but it was very weak for humans. Unexpectedly, the first time I used it on octopus after the transformation had unexpectedly good results.
Speaking of the process of taming Paul III, the taste is quite strong.
When Lu Se was in the cafe toilet, he was looking convenient to the urinal, he suddenly found that the octopus climbed up the urinal and stared at him.
In order to avoid Paul III from wielding his tentacles to use the "holy water attack", Lu Se took a desperate bet and hypnotized him with ultrasound, and was very lucky to succeed.
Next, Lu Se pinched his nose and controlled Paul III to move to the sink, unscrew the faucet and washed himself, which was no less than preparing the ingredients.
"Did you see it? Paul III is in touch with me. No matter which doctor is used to identify it, it can be called my healing animal!"
Lu Se stared at the blown penguin with contempt and announced loudly to Lin Qin.
"From now on, you have penguins and I have octopus! If you don't want the accident like the past, just restrain Trump from being more disciplined!"
Bao Xing then suddenly realized: "Lu Se, you actually caught Paul III as a treatment animal. I thought you must catch a seal!"
After the initial surprise, Lin Qin's expression stabilized, although her expression was still a little unhappy.
"Do not do to others what you do not want others to do to you. Since you also need to treat animals, I will not object to you."
"But you just said that you have a spiritual connection with it, right? Then this octopus is molesting girls everywhere, does it reveal your true thoughts in your heart? Or is it just what you instructed it to do?"
A girl exclaimed, "Is that true? Lu Se is such a person?"
"Nonsense! That's what happened before I subdue it! After I kept the octopus in the dormitory, the things that would cause less to molest girls. I was clearly doing a great job of serving the public. Lin Qin, don't forget to throw dirty water on me!"
Just then, Dongni Haiyi called and asked Lu Se to go to her dormitory to help solve the "computer problem". It was probably because the sweeping robot notebook that Lu Se lent her had a fault.
Considering that the octopus that had just been conquered was not disciplined enough, and if he continued to fight with Lin Qin, it might cause trouble, Lu Se went downstairs and went to the girls' dormitory.
"Oh my god--" Lin Qin mocked behind her, "I was impatient to bring the octopus with her to do erotic things in girls' dormitory? For safety, I'd better take a walk outdoors..."
Seeing that other girls showed vigilant eyes to him, Lu Se handed the bag containing the octopus to Bao Xing.
"There is a special fish tank under your bed that I have prepared early. You can put the octopus in it when you go back and wait until I go back to deal with it."
Bao Xing took the bag with his mouth and said disgustedly: "You come back early, I won't dare to sleep if you don't come back... What if it's cold and even I'm going to be rude!"
Chapter completed!