"Listen? How can you insult your personality like this!"

"Yes! Although we are unconventional journalists and sometimes publish some reports that make people eat shit, we don't want to eat shit!"

Lu Se carried a wet wipes and a band-aid, and then took out two wet wipes from his pocket and threw them over.

"It's a joke to ask you to lick it, just try to test how low your personality is... Now, with a grateful heart, wipe it clean with wet wipes!"

Ding Chun and Ding Qiu looked at Dongni Haiyi's contaminated sneakers and said, "Even if there are wet wipes..."

Jiao Qingqing looked around and looked for a handy stick, while Lu Se pressed his forehead and said lightly: "Teacher Nangong..."

"Me, let's wipe! Isn't it just a little penguin dung? Young Master Jin has also stepped on it, and we are very experienced in wiping it!"

"Yes! No one is allowed to compete with us!"

In the middle of winter, the Ding brothers rolled up their sleeves and knelt at Dongni Haiyi's feet, wiping each person and one foot very diligently.

"No, there is no need to do this, right?"

Although Toni Haiyi is tall, she rarely bullies others by virtue of her power. She is very uncomfortable with being served suddenly.

"Don't worry, this is the punishment they used to randomly shoot female classmates' skirts."

Only then did Dongni Haiyi feel a little relieved. While lifting her feet lightly to cooperate with their work, she said:

"Fortunately, the school uniforms of girls don't fit for me. I wear sports tops and sports trousers every day, so I won't be secretly photographed under my skirt!"

Chapter 2, Section 7 of "How to Brainwash Girls" written by Lu Se: If you ask a girl who has been dating for a while, you may be rejected. However, if you ask to kiss her mouth first and then ask to kiss her face after being rejected, the success rate will be greatly improved.

Ding Chun and Ding Qiu first thought they wanted to lick penguin feces with their tongues. Now, they only need to use wet wipes. They feel like they are forgiven in the world. They naturally work hard and polished their two sneakers in a few minutes. Not to mention penguin feces, they can’t even see bacteria feces.

"How about it, we brothers are good at craftsmanship!"

The Ding brothers who jumped up from the ground actually felt a little proud.

"Yes, I'm very skilled in wiping feces, I'll call you next time."

Lu Se waved his hand and asked them to leave. The two guys knew their coercion and did not say a single nonsense. They came and whispered it as soon as they were summoned.

Jiao Qingqing said in surprise: "Lu Se, what did you do? They didn't seem to be as good as listening to Jin Shijie's words as they listened to you! Have you ever asked Sister Dongni to beat them up in secret?"

Dongni Haiyi was a little embarrassed: "I'm not a savage who swung his fists at others... Boss, you should have promised any benefits to them, right?"

Because he once received a daily salary of 300 yuan from Lu Se, Dongni Haiyi subconsciously believed that Lu Se's main way to drive others was to give benefits.

If the bees in the beehive send international students to the human world, they will probably want to learn from humans how to improve the taste of honey.

Conversely, if the maggots in the cesspool also sent international students, the one who most wants to learn from humans is the seventy-two cooking methods of manure.

The wise see the lust, and the lust see the lust. If you eat too much honey, everyone will eat honey. If you eat too much feces, everyone will eat feces.

In fact, life is far more complicated than this and harder than this.

Many times there is feces in honey, and there is honey in the feces. Honey is covered with feces, and feces is covered with honey. When you thought you wanted to eat honey, the smell of feces began to spread rapidly in your mouth!

As a wise man, Lu Se has much more connotations than Dongni Haiyi.

At this time, Jiao Qingqing said suddenly: "Lu Se, you look at the distance and look at another pool of penguin dung that Sister Dong Ni didn't step on. Now you are stepping on it!"

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9:35, after finally cleaning up the penguin dung, Lu Se returned to the classroom of Class 1 (1) in Grade 2 before the second class started. This class was a Chinese class by Teacher Xie Dingxin.

"Life is like morning dew, why should I suffer so much for a long time?"

Teacher Xieding, who was drinking boiling water and hot tea, shaking his head when he recited ancient Chinese, which was quite like a scholar of Song and Ming dynasties.

In a little time before class, Lu Se briefly explained the disappearance last night and the receipt of the student card, and kept the information synchronized with Dongni Haiyi and Bao Xing.

"Lu Se, you are actually having sex with sexy nuns... so jealous! But Lin Lian actually lied to everyone during the first class, I really didn't expect it!"

Dongni Haiyi said worriedly: "My second uncle said that once a man is whipped by a woman, he will fall in love with this feeling. I don't know where he got this experience... Boss, don't leave any strange hobbies!"

Tony Hay also brought Tony Hay into the "Truth Enlargement Conference". In addition to her certain loyalty attributes, her classroom seat is also related.

In the last row, Bao Xing sits next to the right.

People who practice martial arts have sharp senses. When Lu Se and Bao Xing exchange information in class, they will inevitably be heard by Dongni Haiyi.

According to this principle, A Xue, who was sitting next to Lu Se, might also hear the conversation between the two, especially because she came from a special agent family and also mastered the primary lip reading technique.

Unfortunately, you listened too seriously during class! You promised Lin Qin to dress up as her, and you still shoulder the task of going back to the dormitory to make up for Lin Qin every day, so you can't concentrate on eavesdropping on the information!

Dongni Haiyi is an excellent student. When she encounters something she doesn’t understand, she will immediately be empty-minded. Can you compare it? Whenever you don’t understand in class, you want to ask me, the enemy, for advice, so as not to be sorry for Lin Qin’s entrustment after going back!

However, although A Xue is not professional in being an agent, her adoptive father Agent 404 is very professional. If Lu Se offended A Xue at this stage, he would probably not even want half of the antidote by the weekend.

The 404 poison was originally taken from the Gabonse Viper, which made people worse than death when it attacked, but Lu Se had a residual "brainless water" inside his body, and the two phases had chemical reactions, which only made him suffer from brainlessness every 8 hours.

The result of only half of the antidote is like this, so what if you don’t inject the antidote? Are you crazy once every 4 hours, once every morning and once every afternoon? You might as well be crazy all day!

In order to get rid of the medicine, Lu Se and Axue must be polite when talking.

"By the way, you reported on the radio station that you asked me to get the student card, and your pronunciation was very clear! Did Lin Qin find out your talent and force you to enter the radio station?"

Lu Se chose Teacher Xieding to lower his head to drink tea, and he didn't need to listen carefully and talk to Axue.

A Xue, who appeared in the classroom with Lin Qin's face, glanced at Lu Se and did not comment. She was basically the default.

"Thanks to you, I have already received the student card. I don't know who took it away and ended up in the women's bathroom. Fortunately, the school did not wrongly accuse me."

The provocative meaning of "your conspiracy failed", was expressed in a tone of thanks, which made Axue inconvenient to attack.

"Don't bother me in class. It's my freedom to go to the radio station. Take care of yourself and don't throw things in suspicious places next time."

Axue stared at the blackboard writing written by the teacher on the blackboard without looking sideways.

During this period, Lu Se has been attentive to her for nothing, and she is also a little puzzled, not understanding what the other party is selling.

Axue was not interested in continuing to communicate, and Lu Se did not force him. He returned to the sitting position of the class, and then poked Lin Lian in the front seat with his finger.
Chapter completed!