【742】Super Diaosi Alliance
If you tell an ordinary loli that you cannot take care of yourself, you need her care for you, and you will probably be regarded as a fuss, and then you will be bombarded by the rocket launcher (or the rocket launcher carried by the bodyguard) on her shoulder.
But Alice is a little adult. Luther hopes that the other party will take care of her, which will make her feel "recognized".
"The consultant has knelt down and begged Alice, so I reluctantly let you come in with the strawberry pudding!"
He gave the little body that could not block the door to the side, but still did not put down the welding mask that blocked his face.
Although Lu Se was kneeling, he could see the maid Alice's hardcover black shoes and fine pure white stockings, but his pleasure was never the same.
"The welding mask... but the welding mask must be put down! If you can't see Alice, your cute face, I will die of heart failure here!"
Door 317 was diagonally opposite. Nan Nan, who walked out, was shocked to see this scene and hurriedly walked around the road.
Chapter 8, Chapter 15: When apologizing to a girl, the more people you watch, the more sincere the other party can feel. If the mistake is serious, please refer to the 360-degree backflip backflip and apologize.
Lu Se's move "tiger floor-to-ground" just blocked the dormitory door from opening or closing, so Alice had to put down the electric welding mask and help Lu Se with both hands.
"Damn consultant, it's not for the sake of strawberry pudding that Alice will work as a welder in the future and will never take off her mask!"
Although Loli's face was still full of angrily, it was much stronger than the "welded mask monster" just now. Lu Se held Alice's hand with gratitude and stood up with her own strength.
"Put the strawberry pudding on the table and you're ready to go!"
Alice was obviously still angry.
Lu Se glanced at the desktop, and the original intention was to study. Alice was filled with various paints and painting tools. Judging from the several completed drawings, it seemed that she was making a new comic character.
Putting the plastic bag containing strawberry pudding on the ground without any care, Lu Se first went to the table to pick up a drawing, and opened the topic:
"This person who looks like the protagonist of One Punch Man is a new comic character? If he doesn't wear glasses, he would think he is a fan..."
It feels bad halfway through.
Alice turned around from the door, and the maid dress with a little pigment on her body shook.
"This character is called "Bald Man". He was originally a very smart ordinary high school student. Later, because he was addicted to the big Ou Pian, his health was getting worse day by day, and he finally became bald and stronger!"
"Hey, hey, hey, this is completely based on One Punch Man, alluding to my spoof work! Alice, don't be so angry that I give up on myself!"
"No! Alice doesn't! You talk nonsense! Alice's comic rival, Mr. Shuiqin, is the spoof she draws! Alice wants to use a bald man to punch her "Super Dicks League" away!"
"What the hell is Super Diaosi League!?"
Alice took out a kraft paper bag, and the signature was "Shengren Niu". Lu Se remembered that this person was the senior editor of "Da Potato Comics Network" and the co-editor of Teacher Shuiqin and Alice.
"This is the "new work" sent by the editor to Alice, Mr. Shuiqin. I heard that it will be adapted into a live-action movie and will be widely promoted!"
Lu Se took it and doubled it, and couldn't help but be shocked by the contents inside.
I heard that the name is imitating the appearance of "Avengers", it is really "Super Lost League"!
Teacher Shuiqin's style has always been eggplant and potatoes. I won't complain about this for now. The original version of "One Punch Man" is also extremely weird. At first glance, it looks like the kindergarten level and is very magical.
The main content of "Super Diaosi League" is: a group of giant sb superpowers, a similar "Justice League" organization. The members have very high complaints and thus began the journey of maintaining justice.
The core members of the Super Diaosi Alliance are—
"Dermatitis Hero" (when he is pronounced quickly, he will become "Ass Honey Man"): Superpower comes from a dermatitis fungus brought by an alien meteorite. This fungus covers the back of his hand. As long as he stops scratching the dermatitis, it will proliferate, and then turn into dermatitis armor to protect himself. It can also cause the enemy to suffer from dermatitis through contact infection!
"Hemorrhoids Man": Nine out of ten men in modern society can control the enemy's hemorrhoids explosion remotely, but if the enemy does not have hemorrhoids, they will do nothing.
"Hamster Man": A girl who gains hamster superpowers because she is bitten by a hamster, her front teeth will keep growing wildly.
"Current Temperature": You can maintain your body temperature in any environment. You are the son of "High Temperature Doctor" and "Current Temperature Female". The father's maximum temperature is close to the sun, and the mother's minimum temperature is close to absolute zero.
"Waste Man": Have the ability to control waste. If you admit from the bottom of your heart that you are also a waste, you can control yourself.
Looking further, there is also "Menial Woman", whose ability is a combination of DC "Wonder Woman" and Marvel "Captain Marvel", but only after menstrual periods enter the menstrual period, can menstrual women have the above abilities...
"Just, even this thing dares to make a live-action movie? It's a big fuss!"
Teacher Shuiqin has a big idea, but the method of using the superpower of "Dermatitis Heroes" is too disgusting! "Hemorrhoids Heroes" is too vicious to detonate the enemy's hemorrhoids! "Hamster Heroes" has crazy front teeth that are used to grow! If you don't have to see a dentist, you should chew furniture with the Husky to tear the house!
"Yang Temperature Hero" will not be frozen to death or heated to death, but no matter how you look at it, his father and mother are more powerful!
"Waste Man" is the protagonist in the setting, but is this protagonist who can only use his or her ability to maximize his or her ability really in line with the core socialist values?
In addition, the mobile phone must-have app for the enemy of "MenDaily Heroes" should be the female menstrual calendar! There are enemies in the settings that try every means to make "MenDaily Heroes" pregnant to eliminate her superpowers... Isn't this restrictive enough?
After the Potato Comics Network was acquired by Lin Group, Lin Group wanted to take advantage of the current trend of Marvel's "Shangqi" insulting China and film a Chinese version of "Avengers" to compete for the market. It is completely understandable from a commercial perspective, but if Stan and Li Quanxiao are angry, will they be angry if they use this ghost thing to fight Marvel?
Think about the scene of the decisive battle between the two sides-
"Dermatitis Hero" used his dermatitis armor to immunize the "Hawkeye"'s bow and arrow shooting, and then used dermatitis to infect the "Black Widow" with apprehension of her appearance and avoid it!
Although Iron Man has died in the plot, even if he survives, he may suffer from hemorrhoids because he has been engaged in scientific research for a long time. He will be detonated by a "Hemorrhoid Man"! He did not lose to Thanos but lost to hemorrhoids! Thanos, who is in the parallel universe, died so unjustly!
Although Captain America has retired in the plot, it is not impossible to be rehired and join the battle again. Uncle Sam needs you! But as soon as he came back, he was torn into two by the "Menate Female Hero" using her cosmic power! Who told you not to calculate other people's menstrual cycle in advance!
Spider-Man has been fired from Marvel, but even if he negotiated a guest appearance with Sony, it is hard to guarantee that he would not be bitten from behind by "Hamster Heroes" and his front teeth are still growing wildly after biting into the skull of the Hollander brother! The hippocampus area, which stores the famous saying "the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility" that does not exist in this version, was also stinged!
Thor, Hulk are relatively MVP, but in the plot, these two people are fat and myopic, and have lost their ranks. It is no problem for the "Menial Female Hero" to ko and the two before the end of the menstrual period. If it really doesn't work, you can also let the "Chang Wen Hero" call his parents out of the ice and fire!
By the way, only the "Chang Wen Hero" did not work. As expected, he is a waste! The "Bao Hero" quickly threw him out and used the waste! After he summoned NB's parents, he could throw them into the sorting trash can!
After being deeply shocked by the character script of "Super Diaosi League", Lu Se calmed down and sat down in the seat Alice used to paint.
"Alice, you are angry about my date with Lin Lian, and are stimulated by Mr. Shuiqin's new adaptation of the movie. I can understand your current mood. But drawing a "one-punch glasses superman" to vent your anger is useless..."
"It's better to do this. "Super Diaosi League" is produced and distributed by the film company of the Lin Group. If you and I come to take revenge on the Lin Group and destroy the expected box office of "Super Diaosi League", will you achieve the goal of relieving the anger?"
Chapter completed!