【750】Exam begins
Teacher Nangong was quickly bombarded by the invigilator. The invigilator confirmed the time of the table and found that there were 7 or 8 minutes left before the paper was distributed.
Lu Se discovered a serious problem.
Last night, Lu Se forced Bao Xing to memorize Chinese, math test questions, and examination room positions.
The examination room where Lu Se is located is a bit different from Class 2 (1) in high school. There are only 6 rows of seats in total and there is no row 7, which means there are 30 tables in total.
According to the original plan, Bao Xing should be sitting in the first row on the left of the classroom, and Lu Se sat in the second row on the left of the classroom, right behind Bao Xing.
In case the invigilator is too strict, the code of cheating has been agreed in advance.
Lu Se reached under Bao Xing's chair and deliberately touched Bao Xing's foot. When he touched his right foot, he was single digits and ten digits when he touched his left foot.
For example, touching your left foot and your right foot twice means "What to choose for question 12?"
If Bao Xing uses any foot to touch it back, touching it three times means "choose c".
With multiple-choice questions, passing the exam is guaranteed to be mostly the case, and this is a situation that Lu Se only needs to have a brainless attack, and it is just a backup option.
result--
The Chao of the Discipline Inspection Department, Ma Han, entered the examination room 5 minutes before the exam was started and carried Bao Xing’s desk away!
"Hey, what are you doing? How can I take the exam without a table?"
"The teaching director asked us to do this. It is said that the idea came up with the observation group of the Education Commission. There is a table in each examination room that was taken away by surprise. It is not aimed at you. You have to understand!"
"I understand your sister! We have prepared before this... no, I should be affected!"
"Hurry up and go to the new examination room and you won't be affected. Hurry up, you are a boy and come and carry the table!"
Bao Xing had no choice but to leave with Wang Chao Ma Han. He raised the corner of the table and looked back at Lu Se, which meant "Brother, I'm leaving, take care of you."
This was a tragedy. Bao Xing left the venue, and Dongni Haiyi was in the second to last row on the right side of the classroom. The distance was quite far, and the distance could not relieve intimate thirst.
"Hmph, I have to adapt to it, and my brainless water may not necessarily cause an attack..."
Reexamine the examination room - the people I knew in the classroom were Dongni Haiyi, Li Xiang, Lin Lian, Axue and Jin Shijie.
A Xue's seat was behind Dongni Haiyi, Jin Shijie was in the middle of the classroom, and Li Xiang and Lin Lian were allocated near Lu Se.
Lin Lian is in the back seat of Lu Se, while Li Xiang becomes the neighbor on the right.
"If you have a thorny attack and you can't copy it, you have to copy it..."
Looking at Rika who was preparing for the exam, she found that the girl's expression was a little nervous.
Because the first subject relies on Chinese, after all, I grew up in Tokyo, and my mother tongue is not Chinese, I lack confidence in myself!
No, if you lack confidence, you won’t be able to take the exam. If you don’t get the exam, I will be even more at a disadvantage if you copy it!
After looking at the (bang sound) watch on his right wrist, the exam was still 3 minutes away. Lu Se quickly wrote a note and handed it to Li Xiang, saying, "Relax and read these Chinese characters, can you read it?"
Lu Se's handwriting is neat and elegant, and the black and white words look pleasing to the eye. After seeing it at close range, Li Xiang was stunned. The first idea was that she had to work hard in this regard.
Because of the beautiful handwriting, I slightly ignored the content of the note, and I unconsciously read it out in a low voice: "National, fruit, country, country, country, Guoguo, country, Guoguoguo..."
"Hahaha, congratulations on laying an egg smoothly. Be careful not to be stolen by others!"
Lu Se laughed with a look of beating. The invigilator glanced at him more, but because his movements were obvious, it was not related to cheating.
Only then did Rika realize that her pronunciation was very similar to a giggling hen.
"This is a joke I saw on the Internet. As a Japanese, you probably haven't heard it before. If you can't fool others, you have to use it to fool you! Are you relaxing now? Don't worry, take a good exam!"
After saying this, it is time to hand over the test papers.
Rika, who was pranked, felt that she should be angry, but for some reason she couldn't get angry, probably because Lu Se's prank was out of concern...
After getting the test paper, Lu Se quickly glanced back and forth. It turned out that it was the test question that Frey stole, but it was only slightly different. The final composition became a picture to do the questions. A little elephant told his mother that he had teeth, and the mother was silent.
"It is the theme of protecting animals, condemning humans to hunt elephants for ivory... This is easy to write, but Bao Xing would not think that elephant babies have teeth, but elephant mothers don't bird them. It extends that human society cannot lack care. Family harmony must be made, mothers are kind and filial, and the whole family must be intact!"
At the same time, Bao Xing from another exam room also looked at the entire test paper first and found that he had memorized most of the questions himself and was about to have fun with the snot bubbles.
"The final composition is also very simple! Isn't it just that the elephant mother doesn't care about her son, and even if her son grows ivory, she doesn't open her pose for a celebration! It's really a dereliction of duty to do this. I must call on professional women to secrete more maternal love for their children!"
Lu Se just pulled out his pen cap, but felt Lin Lian behind him poking him with his finger.
"Hey, Lu Se, it turns out that it's really fun to poke someone else's back!"
After Lu Se said he wanted to date Lin Lian, Lin Lian became more willing to interact with Lu Se.
Lu Se leaned his body slightly to the back of the chair.
"What? Lin Lian, you don't have confidence in the exam. Do you need me to cheat for you? As long as you can convince your God, I'm not bad..."
Lin Lian shook her head with her lips pursed.
"Cheating is dishonest and not fair to other students who study hard. However, I smelled rosemary for a long time before entering the examination room. Someone told me that the fragrance of rosemary can inspire memory and improve test scores!"
It’s really not groundless. In ancient Greece, many students would wear rosemary twigs during exams. Shakespeare also believed that it has the function of enhancing memories. He once wrote in "Hamlet" that “rosemary is to help memories. Dear, please remember it.”
"It turns out that rosemary was hung on the church, not only to exorcise evil spirits, but also to improve the test scores? No wonder I smelled a strange fragrance from the beginning..."
When I thought that the fragrance came from Lin Lian, I felt a little out of focus.
In fact, rosemary cannot improve the test scores at all, but it can effectively reduce the test scores of others! It turns out that students in ancient Greece are so bad! Just don’t bring rosemary, and bring incense medicine to sweat, so you will be fascinated by the invigilance teacher!
"What are you doing!"
The invigilator behind the podium table shouted sternly, and Lu Se thought it was because he was whispering to Lin Lian, and then he realized that it was not.
A small boy behind Jin Shijie was sneaking in writing the paper on one hand, hiding the other hand underneath, and muttering something in his mouth.
Lu Se was a little strange. If this guy was a cheating partner arranged by Jin Shijie, it would be unreasonable to tell Jin Shijie the answer at the beginning of the exam? And his mouth was so loud, was he a deaf person who was an invigilator?
The deputy invigilator crossed the roaming from behind and grabbed the little boy's hand hidden under the table. Only then did he realize that the guy was holding a string of Buddhist beads!
"Yes, I'm sorry, teacher, I'm praying for the blessing of Guanyin Bodhisattva. The rosary was stolen from my Buddhist grandmother..."
Unfilial son! Guanyin Bodhisattva has no time to care about your Chinese grades when he saves the suffering! Return the rosary back quickly and don’t delay your grandmother and Guanyin Master chanting and cursing your daughter-in-law to step on shit!
Chapter completed!