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【767】Hell Drawing Avatar Attack

When he arrived at the examination room, Lu Se found a foul smell on the blackboard in the classroom.

I don’t know which guy was, but he drew the avatars of 108 beast ancestors on the blackboard in simple strokes!

What? You don’t know who the ancestors of the beast were? You don’t know what “dishes in shavings” mean?

It doesn’t matter. In short, the simple way to draw this simple drawing is to first draw an oval with no mouth at the bottom as a face, and then write the word "head" in the middle of the face.

A true fan can see the essence of the foul smell from this simple drawing, which is nothing to those who can’t understand, but for those who can understand, it is simply a drawing of hell!

Damn do you have to use this foul-stenching hell drawing to pray for good results? Who is the murderer? Is it the guy who believes in Buddhism after Jin Shijie's seat in this exam room? The 108 predecessors of wild beasts really coincide with the 108 troubles of Buddhism!

The invigilator didn't understand the meme on the blackboard, so he mumbled and wiped the blackboard himself. He didn't ask the students to wipe the blackboard because he probably didn't want to affect their performance in the exam.

There are still 10 minutes left before the exam starts, and there are still a few people in the exam room. Lu Se couldn't help but want to see Li Xiang's reaction on the right.

The Beast is a noble Japanese male actor who specializes in gay movies. The stink stalks are blooming everywhere in the Chinese erectile stings, but real Japanese may not understand it.

Sure enough, Rika saw the hell drawing on the blackboard and basically looked like a black question mark, and she didn't understand why there were classmates in the exam room laughing.

Lu Se really wanted to help her with the identity of Li Xiang as a Japanese man to help her add the monologue in her heart when she learned the truth about the drawing of hell -

"Why is this? Adaptation is not a random script, and it is not nonsense. Although the ancestors of the beast often drugged people in the film, the video is just a video, saying that he is stinky and spoofing him on such a large scale is not a distinction between human and drama. Why are you still laughing? I can't laugh, my tears are spinning in my stomach!"

"You, what do you think I'm doing?" Rixiang didn't understand that Lu Se had made up for something strange.

"I just feel that you are a little absent-minded today." Lu Se had already prepared what to say, "Is it because the snow began to melt today and the little snowmen you piled into melting, so I feel depressed?"

"I went to see it at noon, but it has not yet melted." Rika replied, "I have moved it to the shade of trees that cannot be sun-sun."

What does it mean to "go on the way" to see it? It's just a special look! Everything cannot disobey the laws of nature. One day, your little snowman will only be left with popsicle signs and coke bottle caps.

The sun itself is a fireball. Lixiang keeps the little snowman away from the sun, which seems to have something to do with her being a fire survivor and being extremely afraid of the fire.

So, the little snowman is a spiritual sustenance in your heart. In fact, are you missing your hometown and still have a mother?

Lu Se couldn't help but continue to write his inner monologue for Li Xiang—

"The cherry blossoms in my hometown are in bloom, but I can't go back for the time being. Is there anyone cleaning my mother's tomb today?"

In fact, this is not the season for cherry blossoms to bloom at all, but for Japanese people, if they don’t miss the cherry blossoms in their hometown when they go out, they will definitely be an unpatriotic Japanese traitor. They should know their shame and then sink into Tokyo Bay.

"Matter has three states," Lu Se said, "even if the little snowman turns into water and steam, the molecules that make it will continue to exist."

The style of this sentence is completely different from what he had imagined. Although it was describing scientific facts, its original intention was to comfort Rika.

If you want to fight against Lu Hao's level 13 intelligence, more "feelings" in life is also a need for struggle! I don't care whether the enemy's daughter is in good or bad mood, don't get me wrong!

Li Xiang heard what Lu Se said, but her brows did not fully relax. She probably thought of being separated from her mother forever. Even if there is a dark world, humans and ghosts could only meet in a dream.

Lu Se was a little embarrassed that the girl was depressed because of such a serious matter, so he immediately changed the topic: "Do you know this English test in this class? There are about 800 obscene words in Latin, while there are only about 20 in English, which is much less difficult!"

“???”

Li Xiang didn't understand why Lu Se told her this. At first, she thought it was Lu Se's specialty sexual harassment, but after thinking for a while, she realized that it might be something that might be intentional to make her feel energetic.

"Thanks."

Li Xiang bowed her head slightly to Lu Se in a sitting position to show her respect, and the ancient style of the long temples changed the angle between her face.

"I didn't expect you to be quite good at enlightening people. I am much more energetic now and can perform normally and answer English test questions."

At this time, the exam preparation bell rang, the invigilator began to hand out the papers, Li Xiang straightened her spine, and entered the exam state with her ponytail.

After Lu Se got the test, he found a very serious problem.

"My English test paper is different from the stolen version! Have you changed the test paper temporarily? I didn't worry, Dongni Haiyi is bad, she still has a stomachache today!"

Bao Xing and Jiao Qingqing also memorized the test questions, but Lu Se didn't even think about them. Anyway, as a three-person kindergarten group back then, it was quite interesting to see each other's bad luck.

"You must finish the paper immediately and immediately! You can't take any trouble while your brain is dead!"

Lu Se answered the paper quickly and invisibly gave Li Xiang some pressure next to him.

"Hey? This English translation of Chinese is keeping pace with the times!"

The translation is like this:

"In December 2019, the first extrasolar planet discovered by Chinese astronomers obtained a beautiful name - "Wangshu". Now its new name means "the goddess who drives for the moon" in Chinese mythology. The planet's mother star hd173416 also has a new name - "Xihe", which means "Sun Goddess" in Chinese mythology."

The planet naturally revolves around the stars, so the name is that I hope the goddess of the sun and the goddess of the moon will make friends! I didn’t expect that so many of my own people have also been involved in the astronomy department!

Suddenly I found something wrong with the smell behind me.

No, the foul-smelling pictures on the blackboard have been wiped off and will not affect the secretion of the pituitary gland.

Lin Lian in the back seat has not said a word since she entered the examination room. Her clothes were filled with the fragrance of lavender during this period.

It should have been like this.

Why doesn’t Lin Lian have the smell of lavender on her body? Not only that, when she started writing, she couldn’t hear the “puyoupuyou” sound that a big-breasted girl should have! Don’t underestimate me, although the volume is very small, you can still hear it if you carefully capture it!

Looking back a little, look back from the corner of your eyes—

I'm going to take this Lin Lian, it's fake! It's her sister Lin Qin pretended to be!

Don’t think that if you apply styling glue on your face, force your half-closed eyes to keep them wide, and then deliberately make a "naive" smile, I will be deceived!

You can deceive others who are busy with exams, but you can't deceive me! Do you think that wearing a school uniform, wearing your sister's white hair card, and then wearing your sister's white stockings is Lin Lian!

Twins are amazing! Chest fraud in the world is the most intolerable behavior than 911! You are too lazy to stuff two grapefruits, so you just put on an inflatable bra of the same type as A Xue!

It was originally an inflatable and self-rescue function after accidentally falling into the water. It was really convenient to use it to change the size at will!

This is a stand-in attack! It is a "twin stand-in exam cheating" attack! What's going on? How could Lin Lian agree to you doing this? Lin Qin, are you really here to take the exam for your sister, or are you taking the opportunity to sit behind me and want to prank me in the middle of the exam?

“¥%##@%…”

Lin Qin gently stroked the hair hanging down from her ears with one hand, as if she was helping me recall some English sentences. Her tone was a little confused, as if she was the last breath she exhaled when she fell into the deep sea vortex.

In the language of ordinary humans, it is a bit like moaning.

Lu Se, who was focusing on the movements behind, immediately translated it in his mind. Lin Qin said: "I am so lonely..."

Your sister! I know that you have been abroad for a long time in your early years to see a doctor. Your English level is not a little better than Lin Lian. If you come to Lin Lian for the exam, you will definitely get better results.

But how could you miss the great opportunity to trick me? You made an ambiguous voice behind me in English, hoping that I would perform poorly!

"Suddenly I want to be hugged..."

Here comes again! You speak so lowly in English. You are not an expert like me who is familiar with the nine languages. No one can notice it at all!

Want to be hugged? You can talk about it after the exam is over! Now I'm confident, right? On the contrary, I must be careful and be tempted by the brain-dead effect. What kind of silly things will be done on the spot!

It wouldn't be true that I failed the exam, because I've already answered more than half of this test, but if I really become stupid and I go to hold Lin Qin in the back seat, everyone will think that I was in heat during the exam and attacked the school beauties of our school! I don't want to be faced!
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