【937】The Penguin
In the hearts of many people, Lu Se has undoubtedly lost the qualification to be a human being, and live broadcast has greatly expanded the audience's scope.
Lin Guangzheng, the real-life robot of the Sea Flowers, stared at everything on the big screen with incredible eyes.
"Lu Se really, he executed "shamelessness" so thoroughly, and he is a difficult opponent..."
Principal He Qimei and the director of the teaching director Huang Baifa have been watching the live broadcast of the temple fair carefully, for fear that students will cause trouble.
"Ahhh Principal! Could it be that the person on this float..."
Principal He didn't say a word, her silky glasses couldn't help but tremble, and she bit her lipstick.
A Xue's adoptive father, Agent 404, also saw through the live broadcast how Lu Se bullied A Xue (without clothes).
"Boy, you're pretty awesome... It seems that you must teach you a bigger lesson!"
Regardless of whether the people present or not, Luther didn't care. He has now obtained the cross pendant, and his only goal is to seize the machine Trump.
"Hello everyone, I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News Channel! Today I will be on behalf of Dongshan News Channel to do a live broadcast program. Please watch the interesting "New Year Re-Celebrate" temple fair with us!"
Zhao Yao said while complaining to his cameraman: "It's really boring. If it weren't for the TV station's request, I would never pay attention to such non-focus issues..."
As the camera re-pointed her face, Zhao Yao continued to introduce her with a smile:
"Our location is the launching site of midnight fireworks. The staff are debugging the equipment to ensure that everything is foolproof."
"At midnight, there will be fireworks in full bloom, and the countdown will be held at midnight! At that time, the gorgeous New Year's Eve fireworks will be held at midnight, and the countdown will be held at midnight, and the bell will be a big bell to welcome the New Year together! At the moment of bidding farewell to the old and welcome the new, whether it is embracing important relatives and friends around you or giving warm blessings to strangers, it will be an unforgettable memory!"
Basically, I read the official propaganda lyrics again, without any novelty and lack of passion for the commentary.
However, when he slashed his eyes, he couldn't help but be surprised and happy when he saw a naked man running towards him, and almost choked to death by the air.
"Xiao Wang! Turn the camera away quickly! Point it to the other side! Don't let go of the naked man and the female student in swimsuits! This is a magic weapon for viewers!"
Zhao Yao immediately became energetic, and his eyes became comparable to 24k gold searchlights.
"Dear viewers! At the temple fair that shows traditional Chinese culture, naked men and swimsuit girls were chasing each other! Is this a distortion of human nature or a degradation of morality?"
"Please don't change the channel! Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of Dongshan News, broadcasts live for you!"
The night was dim and even if there was light, it could not shine in the dark corner. Zhao Yao did not notice the machine penguin that rushed over first.
An animal like penguins, the black on its back is originally hidden, and it seems to be wearing clothes in the dark.
"Do not all! Otherwise, I can't guarantee what will happen next!"
Lu Se rushed to the fireworks launch site first. Axue wasted time because she encountered several reporters' questions in the middle and landed about 20 meters behind Lu Se.
The naked man with only masks and foam under his crotch said such righteous words, which made Zhao Yao and the firework debuggers feel very inconsistent.
Luther didn't have time to explain in detail, because he saw that Trump found a charging pile here in the dark. With the power of the battery, not to mention that the escape would be faster, it would be possible to fire lasers with his eyes again.
As for why Penguin can charge itself without spending money, since it is Lu Hao's technology that can easily break through the US military network, a charging pile is no problem.
"Put, put the penguin and necklace..."
At this time, A Xue chased after her breathlessly. It was not that she had poor physical strength than Lu Se, but that not only were there reporters interviewed her, but also boys knelt on the ground to propose marriage. They finally got rid of them before they could continue.
Lu Se didn't have such concerns. Even if there were really reporters who didn't want to face to interview him, no one would kneel down to propose without opening his eyes.
"Don't worry about penguins and necklaces! If you don't listen to me, you may die!"
After thinking for a thousandth of a second, Lu Se modified his goal and decided not to force Trump to capture the machine alive. He could only prevent him from falling into Lin Qin's hands while ensuring his safety.
"Trump is going to fire a laser! Take it up with me!"
"Trump? Where is Trump?"
Zhao Yao and the staff were surprised to search everywhere, thinking that the unreliable president of the United States also came to visit the temple fair (although it was not impossible).
But Axue didn't dare to neglect. She had seen a machine penguin launching a laser once. Now it is charging on the charging pile, so it is possible to strike again.
"Then I raise my foot... I agreed to control it and leave it to Miss Lin Qin in the future!"
The two of them rushed to lift the penguin and took off the charging pile.
"How to design the charging port of the machine penguin on the chrysanthemum..."
A Xue's complaint was not over yet, but she felt Lu Se pulling the penguin's head over, and the target was a cannon in the middle of the Midnight Fireworks Group.
“Eh? Eh?”
"It's too late! This is a firework cannon. In order to prevent it from firing lasers, it can only be destroyed in advance!"
In terms of strength alone, A Xue is not Lu Se's opponent, not to mention that she has consumed a lot of physical strength along the way, and she has gotten soaked in order to save Teacher Nangong who fell into the water.
"Get in and you!"
"Ga~Ga!"
Lu Se raised his arms and stuffed the machine Trump into the fireworks barrel before he attacked the counterattack. The size and thickness were really the same.
The staff were shocked when they saw two penguins shaking their feet in the muzzle:
"Don't stuff things in randomly! It's not until midnight when fireworks are set off, and now something happens if you make it happen!"
"Axue, point the cannon at the sky and make sure to prevent Trump from crawling out!"
Not only did Lu Se ignore the staff, he also took a big step over the messy cables on the ground and came to the front of the fireworks console.
The staff are stronger than Lu Se, but because Lu Se is not wearing any clothes, his perverted aura makes the staff dare not disobey.
Just like the evil man "Li Dazui" in "The Twins", even some enemies with higher martial arts skills are afraid of him when they know that he can eat people.
"Smack and fuck!"
Lu Se bounced his hands and activated the firework control panel with a very complicated method. If he hadn't been wearing any clothes, it would be no less than the tuning operations of the concert live.
"You, how could you operate the fireworks console? Could it be that you are my former colleague Zhang San?"
Lu Se didn't have time to think about why the staff had a former colleague of the extrajudicial madman Zhang San. His ability to operate the firework control panel was to remember it in his mind when watching the Disneyland fireworks documentary.
"Swish~boom! Bang! Crack! Swish!"
As Lu Se stopped his fingers, fireworks were blooming on the scene, and the dark sky was instantly filled with colorful bouquets.
"Hey hey, why did the fireworks show start early? Didn't it mean that there will be only midnight?"
Tourists raised their heads to the river.
"So amazing! You don't have to stay up late!"
"Bastard! I was going to wait until midnight to check in with my girlfriend, but now the fireworks are coming out in advance. Wouldn't my wishful thinking be dashed?"
"Hehe, Lao Liu just happened to go to the bathroom. He deserves he can't see it, hehe!"
"boom!!"
There is a highlight hidden in the fireworks and cannons. Huge amounts of gunpowder rushed into the sky, emitting the sun-like light in a very prominent position.
"Hey? Look, is there a penguin in the center of this sun firework?"
"Really! The penguin is still emitting lasers in the sky! Is it a special firework? It's so interesting!"
"Ah, it exploded! Who is killing the penguins!"
"The wreckage fell into the river! Fortunately, no one was hurt!"
There are many Americans and people outside the United States who want to launch President Trump to the sun, but give up because of the high cost.
Luther helped them realize a dream. Although it was a fake machine, Trump and a fake sun, who could make sure that Trump was really the president?
The parts and ashes of the machine penguin were scattered in the river. Lu Se only breathed a sigh of relief and felt the fatigue of his body striking.
Just as he was about to find a piece of clothing to wear, Zhao Yao said in a microphone and hit him.
"I would like to ask this young man who doesn't like to wear clothes, is it impossible for you to become famous for doing such a thing? Are you dissatisfied with the system? Do you want to be on the cover of Time magazine like Han Han?"
Chapter completed!