【949】Five loaves and two fish
Lu Se had no intention of getting involved in the struggle between Teacher Nangong and the head teacher of Class 7, but Zhen Shiqiang went to Class 1 to laugh at him, which was really too disrespectful.
By the way, Zhen Shiqiang's eyes are indeed not big, no wonder Teacher Nangong gave him the nickname "It's really small"...
"Teacher Zhen, do you say that Principal He covers up our class teacher. Is there any real evidence?"
"this……"
Although Lu Se and A Xue's naked running caused a bad impact, Lu Se was wearing a mask at the time, while A Xue was famous for "not showing her true face."
Some insiders know that the identities of the two are true, but as insiders, it is also a responsibility to try to cover up the truth and safeguard the honor of Qingzi Academy.
Zhen Shiqiang lacked the consideration of saying the word "principal cover" and lost before he even started.
Ding Chun and Ding Qiu, behind Zhen Shiqiang, once secretly photographed Teacher Nangong's exposure and were given evidence by Lu Se. When Lu Se came, he looked like a mouse and a cat.
"Since the principal wants to make a big deal a small matter, I understand the principal's painstaking efforts and will not be as knowledgeable as you!"
Zhen Shiqiang finally said something to lift himself up, and Yu Hen escaped without losing.
The Ding brothers were even more vulgar, nodding and bowing to Lu Se (and Dongni Haiyi) before leaving.
"Lu Se, you are my great hero!!"
As soon as Zhen Shiqiang left, Teacher Nangong regained his vitality.
"No matter how you convinced Principal He with despicable and shameless words, I don't have to be fired anyway, right?"
After receiving Lu Se's affirmative reply, Teacher Nangong was filled with joy.
"That's great! Madam, Madam, Madam! Luther...How can I repay you..."
Lu Se waved his hand quickly, fearing that Teacher Nangong would not be drunk and said something like "promise with his body" that was not in line with his teacher's ethics.
Although Lu Se can use his hacking ability to make money, he can buy Ferrari for Teacher Nangong...
"Lu Se, in order to commend you, I won't care if you open a harem in the class in the future!"
"By the way, teacher, you haven't taken care of it before!"
Nan Nan, Lingling, and Xiaomei complained in unison.
"And most of the people who Lu Se who opened the harem are not in the classroom now. What are you going to write a blank check now!"
The three-fan girl is right. Among Lin Guangzheng's daughters, Rika is inquired in the principal's office, Alice is painting in the dormitory, and Axue also takes leave because of a cold.
Only the "current fiancée" Lin Lian is by her side with Teacher Nangong.
"Teacher Nangong, it's not OK to allow Lu Se to open the harem."
He did not become angry, but refused gently.
"God taught us that we can only have one husband or one wife. If Lu Se married me, I can't marry anyone else, and if I marry someone else, I can't marry me again... Otherwise, I will lose the qualification to be a human being."
Teacher Nangong not only did not feel embarrassed, but instead patted Lin Lian's shoulder with both hands, and his excitement was not over.
"Lin Lian, your prayers for me before are really effective! I have granted you a missionary in the class!"
"Wait, preaching in schools is going to violate national laws!"
"Yes, although boys will definitely believe it, it's not God who believes in it but big boobs!"
As the three fan girls said, "believe in God" is no longer fashionable. Whether it is the "big boobs teaching" or the "earth cat teaching" they have all left Christianity several streets.
Lin Lian shook his head and rejected Teacher Nangong's "good intention".
"Instead of preaching everywhere like a pyramid scheme, I prefer to show the good habits of a believer. The Bible contains the story of Mr. Jesus feeding thousands of believers with five breads and two fish. As long as I have enough attractive things here, people will naturally be interested in my faith, right?"
The reason is correct, but it is inappropriate to use food as a metaphor. Lin Lian, have you forgotten that you are a master of dark cuisine? If Jesus asked you to be an assistant to distribute five cakes and two fish, as long as you pass by your hands, the food will become dark cuisine without conforming to the laws of physics, and thousands of believers will be poisoned and die of death immediately!
Is there any death sentence for Jesus being crucified in advance? No matter what is ancient and modern, both in China and abroad, it is a death sentence! Judah has no chance to betray Jesus! Where did you get Judah to go to get that thirty dollars!
Wait... In the whole thing, it seems that only Judas was saved, or would he be regarded as an accomplice of the poisoned person and crucified to the cross beside Jesus?
By chance, the director Huang Baifa passed by the corridor with "Dynasty Ma Han" and muttered: "The principal said he was going to hold a "God of Food Competition". Is this kind of diversion technique really effective?"
Lin Lian heard these words very keenly and suddenly became even more excited than Teacher Nangong.
"God of Cookery Competition? I have been secretly practicing cooking skills. God finally responded to my prayers. Do you want everyone to share my growth together?"
Everyone in the class cast fearful eyes on Lin Lian.
"Teacher Nangong, Lu Se, I want to represent our class in this competition! The recipe I secretly developed can finally come in handy!"
Lu Se and Nan Gong Meng, who were closest, showed an awkward smile on their faces at the same time.
At the same time, I thought to myself: The judges of the God of Cookery Competition are dead! Even if you participate in the competition as a contestant, you can't be a judge!
From the moment Teacher Nangong said "Allow Lu Se to open the harem", Dongni Haiyi didn't speak anymore, and seemed a little disappointed.
On the night of the temple fair, if she wasn't drunk, she could have easily caught the machine penguin and rescued Li Xiang, but she missed the opportunity to perform.
Everyone has their own position in the group. Dongni Haiyi feels that she has not done her job well, and even if she no longer receives bodyguard salary from Lu Se.
People with sunny appearance always give people the illusion that the inside of her body is also filled with sunshine.
A tall person will always make people around him mistakenly think that she will definitely be more mature than others.
It’s like Molly is already 19 years old and is a college student, but because of her height and personality problems, others always think that she is younger than 17-year-old Tony Hayyi.
It is certainly an offense to be regarded as a child. But is it a sadness to be expected to do adults even though he is not old enough, but he is always expected to do adults' affairs?
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Since we no longer have to take online classes, everyone's participation in extracurricular club activities has become even higher.
After supper, at the board game club—
"Hahaha, playing Magic cards with cheap cards can eat and drink while playing cards, and you don't have to worry about being hacked to death by your opponent. It's so wonderful!"
The members were very full of sitting. In addition to gradually getting started with card skills, their feelings for being immersed in their hobbies gradually heated up.
"Nonsense! In the Magic Store outside, a "Speed Attack Little Red Poor Deck" costs at least 200 yuan. The opponent may use cards as high as tens of thousands of yuan. If you eat there, if the cards get dirty, will it be too expensive!"
In a total of 10 games, only one was a girl vs. a girl, and the rest were all men vs. a man - many of the first people who came to play cards to pick up girls have forgotten their original intentions.
"President Bao Xing, 1/1 indicators are not enough! Why didn't Lu Se print more 3D more?"
"By the way, I remember Lu Se said that when there are not enough indicators, you can let the girl stand next to her as a indicator..."
"President, can you stand on my opponent's side and act as a -1/-1 counter?"
"Bad bastards, you are sexist! Why are girls positive indicators, and I am negative indicators?"
"To you, it should be racist, right? Black Friday?"
Lu Se said as he walked into the board game club.
"President Bao Xing, can you come over and be a "poisoning indicator"?"
"Your mother was poisoned! Your whole family was poisoned!"
Bao Xing, who was emitting a fragrant mouth, saw that Lu Se's sister was also following Lu Se in, and immediately changed into a kind and friendly face.
"Xiaojia? Do you want to play cards when you come here? I will accompany you! Don't be afraid of not having a table. I will drive away the poisoned whole family immediately!"
"Why are we just starting to play!"
"Nonsense! Your whole family is poisoned, why don't you go back quickly!"
Chapter completed!