Chapter 101 I'm not good at German
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"Don hits the world wave again."
Tang Zhenglong's volley shot from the air was so crisp that the ball hit the goalkeeper and Erke had no time to react.
It's 2 to 0.
"It looks like Cologne is going to be in trouble."
Schalke was quiet at home for a few seconds. If it could be said that it was bad luck when conceding the first goal, but now it is 0-2, and the possibility of making a comeback is getting smaller and smaller.
After scoring the goal, Tang Zhenglong rushed to the sideline.
"Don't run away, Don, celebrate with us."
A scene of an eagle catching a chick was staged on the court.
Tang Zhenglong lifted up his jersey.
"Scoring a goal at Schalke's home ground is as easy as taking a shower."
"Hahaha."
His teammates ran over, and Schultz smiled and said, "Don, what did you write?"
When he saw it, Schultz's face darkened.
"Don, how could you...do you want to be suspended?"
"What's wrong?"
It turns out that Tang Zhenglong wrote a few words wrong, and the meaning completely changed.
It's like in Chinese, getting on a boat and going to bed sound similar, but their meanings are quite different.
The teammate looked at it and said nervously: "Tang, what you wrote is a curse word."
sweat!
"I wrote that scoring a goal at Schalke's home ground was as easy as taking a shower."
"No, what you wrote was..."
When Tang Zhenglong heard this, he almost peed with fright. If it was true as Schultz said, he would be in big trouble.
Tang Zhenglong quickly put down his clothes, but he was already captured by the camera.
"Tang seems to have written something on his vest, what is it?" The commentator looked at it and was shocked.
He couldn't repeat it because there might be minors in front of the TV, so he could only ignore the topic.
Schalke fans were furious after reacting, and bananas fell from the stands like raindrops.
"Run quickly."
"Beat him to death for daring to call us foul words."
"Kill Cologne."
"Beat Tang Zhenglong to death."
There were loud shouts and curses in the stadium, but luckily the referee didn't see the replay. He didn't see what was written on Tang Zhenglong's vest, and thought it was just an ordinary provocation, so he warned Tang Zhenglong, "Don't provoke the fans anymore."
"No more, no more!"
Tang Zhenglong was afraid, he was really afraid.
In 5 minutes of injury time, Schalke got a goal back at the last minute, a goal from Kuranyi, but they did not equalize the score in the end. Cologne defeated Schalke 04 2-1 in the away game and advanced to Germany this season.
cup final.
But the turmoil had just begun, and Tang Zhenglong caused trouble.
Just after the game, Stevens walked up to Rangnick as usual and prepared to shake hands with him, but the latter rejected his extended hand.
"I am the coach of Schalke. If your players insult Schalke, they are insulting me. I will not shake hands with such a team."
Stevens Khan.
"He is not German. His German is not good. It was written wrong. His original intention was..."
Rangnick rejected Stevens' explanation, "Everyone has seen it, please don't insult my IQ."
There was nothing Stevens could do.
Tang Zhenglong had already ran back to the locker room, and the Schalke players wanted to beat him.
Schalke's Altentop Ernst came to the door.
"Tang Zhenglong, come out here."
"Tang Zhenglong is not here."
I'd go ahead and scold us, but now I'm insulting our intelligence.
Altintop is an honest man, "Not there? Then who is answering now?"
"Lucas."
"You bastard, Lucas is right next to us."
"That's a fake."
"get out."
Podolsky on the other side of the door was amused, "You two, we will punish Don. Even if he opens the door, what can you do? Beat him? Then your career will be over."
"He must apologize to us."
Podolsky nodded, "This is a reasonable request, but you are so excited now, can you guarantee Tang Zhenglong's safety?"
"You also know that we don't dare to do anything to him!"
Podolski knocked on the door and said, "Don, come out, you go to Schalke's locker room to apologize."
"I dont go."
"This is an order from the head."
Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to go to Schalke's locker room to apologize. This was the condition Cologne agreed to.
A bow.
Two bows.
Three bows.
If the Schalke players knew that this was only possible in China when they attended the farewell ceremony, they would probably give Tang Zhenglong a severe beating even if they were suspended.
Tang Zhenglong even apologized but still wanted to show off. Fortunately, there were no Asian players in the Schalke team at this time.
"Everyone, everyone, bowing and apologizing in our country is very sincere. I hope you accept my apology. I really didn't mean it."
Ernst smiled and said: "You are afraid that we will appeal to the German Football Association."
"Yes." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"Of course not. I really think I was wrong. My German is so poor. I originally wanted to write that scoring a goal at Schalke's home court is as easy as taking a bath, but I made the mistake."
Tang Zhenglong laughed and scratched his head.
All the Schalke players were going crazy. Even if their original intention was to humiliate Schalke, that's right, okay?
Tang Zhenglong smiled and didn't smile, but the other person's eyes were full of coldness, as if he was about to eat himself alive.
"I sincerely apologize again. It was really my fault."
Rangnick waved his hand, "You can leave. We can promise not to prosecute you, but we can't guarantee anything else."
"thanks, thanks."
Tang Zhenglong showed an extremely coquettish expression, and the Schalke players felt that the way Tang Zhenglong smiled was particularly disgusting.
Tang Zhenglong also knew that he was not welcomed by them, so he slowly withdrew and ran away.
After dealing with Schalke and the reporters, these reporters had caught big news. Stevens could only ask Tang Zhenglong to come out and make it clear.
"What? Your German is not good enough? Tang, your German is very good."
"That's spoken language, but my writing skills are pretty good."
This is normal. Even for native German speakers, it is common for people to make typos.
"Tang, what did you originally want to write?"
Tang Zhenglong scratched his head and said, "I originally wanted to write about world peace."
puff!!
If the first sentence is even 100% credible, then the second sentence is an insult to IQ.
"Don, can you please not insult our intelligence?"
Tang Zhenglong could only say honestly: "I originally wanted to write that scoring a goal at Schalke's home court is as easy as taking a bath."
This is reasonable, at least it makes sense.
Stevens saw that the matter was showing signs of calming down and immediately said: "Although Tang Zhenglong made a typo, the club still decided to punish him. First, he was fined 5,000 euros, and he was forced to take 2 hours of German lessons after training every day.
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puff.
Chapter completed!