Chapter 120 Shanzhai Skills(1/2)
"This ball..."
By the time Kahn realized the ball was going the wrong way, it was too late.
The ball flew into the goal.
There was a bang.
The whole place was in an uproar.
The referee blows the whistle.
Goalball!!
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The game was so tense that everyone forgot that throwing a foul ball directly into the goal does not count as a goal.
Magath was also so nervous that he forgot such a simple rule, and his heart almost jumped out of his chest.
If the ball is lost, it will be a countdown.
At the end of the 90-minute game, Bayern Munich and Cologne were tied and the game entered overtime.
There will be a short period of rest before overtime, but unlike halftime, players are not allowed to return to the locker room during this period.
Tang Zhenglong had just thrown the throw-in and walked towards himself from the sideline, passing by Bayern's bench in the process.
Suddenly, Kahn appeared on the left and Jeremys appeared on the right, one on each side, putting their hands on Tang Zhenglong's shoulders.
"Let's talk?"
"There's nothing to talk about." Tang Zhenglong said.
"Let's talk!"
"I'm warning you, this is wrong."
"Let's talk." The two laughed.
Kahn pinched Tang Zhenglong's cheek, "Why do you look so annoying?"
"Don't touch me, I'm the top handsome guy in our country."
puff.
"Jens, go and call the team doctor and give him a physical examination now. I allow him to join Bayern."
sweat.
"Oliver, what right do you have to allow me to join?"
"How much can your transfer fee be? If the club doesn't pay, I will pay by myself. If you come, you can make us happy."
"You can be a joy in the locker room," Jerry Mays said.
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.
"Pistachio...your mother."
"Thank you, but to tell you the truth, I have already planned to transfer to Real Madrid, so..."
puff.
Kahn patted Tang Zhenglong and said, "Tell me, how did you come up with it, lying on the ground during the free kick?"
"Hahaha."
"Is it weird?" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"By the way, practice penalty kicks during halftime to disgust us. Is this your idea too?"
"Boss, I have to go back, otherwise my teammates should report them missing."
"Okay, let's chat together after the game. Then you can come to Bayern's dressing room and touch the golden trophy."
"Go to Bayern's dressing room and touch the trophy?"
"Boss, don't worry, I won't let you touch the trophy."
"Ha ha."
"Hey, it seems we are short of one person?"
"Really? I don't think so."
"By the way, Tang is missing."
"Don? Do we have this person on our team?"
"Ha ha."
Tang Zhenglong heard this and sprayed Schultz with a water bottle, "Asshole."
Stevens no longer talks about tactics, but simply carries out dream bombing.
"There are still 0 minutes, maybe a little longer, and we are one step closer to our dream."
"Like you, this is my first time facing the opportunity to compete for the championship. Our opponent is Bayern Munich who won the championship softly."
"But so what?"
"Think about Kaiserslautern, think about Porto led by Mourinho, or think about the miracle in Bern created by the Germans."
"The reason why I like football is because everything is possible on the football field."
Everyone clenches their fists. When the dream is right in front of you, people will become excited.
Stevens laughed: "Everyone says a word of encouragement to his teammates."
"Lucas, it starts with you."
"Winning the championship will make Cologne's more than 1 million residents proud."
The teammates gave their dream speeches one after another. When Tang Zhenglong came, Stevens said: "Don, don't make jokes, please give words of encouragement."
"no problem!"
Tang Zhenglong stood up.
"As long as you win the championship, I promise you not to leave Cologne within two years."
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What kind of encouragement is this?
"Are you happy?"
"You can continue to get along with the superstar for two years!"
"Hahaha."
"Hit him for me."
"good!"
"ah!!!"
"0 minutes of overtime are about to begin. No matter what, in half an hour there will definitely be a result for this year's German Cup."
The commentator feels that this year's German Cup is already very exciting. In the past, it was a one-sided game and it was impossible to enter overtime.
Tang Zhenglong entered the system and had used up all his skills. He had to buy something, otherwise he wouldn't be able to play enough.
Looking around, Tang Zhenglong's eyes fell on something called "Maradona's extraordinary skills."
“With 100 big mouth points, can I buy Maradona’s extraordinary skills?”
It's a good deal.
"System, exchange."
"Master, are you illiterate? Read it clearly before speaking."
"Isn't it? That's right."
Tang Zhenglong looked at it carefully and took a deep breath.
It turns out that it is not Maradona’s extraordinary skill, but Mamadonna’s extraordinary skill.
"Who is Mamadonna?"
"Copycat version of Maradona."
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Tang Zhenglong almost vomited blood.
"What? Say it again!"
The skills can even be copied!
"There are also genuine ones, but your level is not enough to redeem them."
To be continued...