Chapter 191 Header crush(1/2)
"Hahaha."
"This ball is like an adult and a child competing for the top. It's so funny."
After completing the header challenge, Hertha Berlin defender Simnic patted Tang Zhenglong and asked, "What do you think about competing with me for a header?"
Tang Zhenglong was mentally injured. He was considered tall, rich and handsome by the standards in China. At 1.8 meters tall, he was a killer for girls. After coming to Germany, he turned out to be short.
Tang Zhenglong was extremely unconvinced, "I'm very tall. If you go to an island country and see, all adult men are 1.4 meters tall."
"Hahaha."
Simnic patted Tang Zhenglong and said, "Tang, when I competed with you when I was five years old, I should be better than you."
"What!!"
It hurts my heart again.
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.
"By the way, my wife is taller than you too."
puff!!
Simnic became arrogant by virtue of his height of 1.95 meters, which Tang Zhenglong could not tolerate.
"Silly man, I want to challenge you."
"Challenge me?"
"Yes, I'm going to overpower you and hit the ball into the goal."
Simnic was stunned for five seconds, then laughed.
"Don, you are a dreamer, I admire you for that, but can you be a little more reliable?"
"Do not believe?"
"It's not that I don't believe it, it's that it's impossible."
Simnic compared his height, and then compared his height with that of Tang Zhenglong.
"You just reached my shoulders."
"Ha ha."
Tang Zhenglong crossed his arms and looked angry.
"Don't talk nonsense, just say whether you dare or not."
"sure."
"If I do that, kneel down and shine my shoes."
"no problem."
"If the competition is over and you can't do it, you can ride on my daughter's horse."
"Ride a horse?"
Tang Zhenglong showed a coquettish smile, and Simnic became angry, "My daughter is five years old this year, and she is like a horse."
Tang Zhenglong calmed down and said, "Okay, we have the same idea."
After making the bet with Simnic, Tang Zhenglong immediately ran back and talked to his teammates, asking them to pass the ball to him. What he didn't expect was...
These beasts laughed louder than their opponents.
"Hahaha, Tang, you are so funny."
"Tang is always like this and brings us a lot of joy."
"Yeah, that's why we like Tang."
"He always wanted to compete with Tyson in boxing, Jordan in basketball, and Schultz in football."
Tang Zhenglong couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Schultz on the back of his head.
"Can you compete with Jordan?"
"Hahaha."
Podolski smiled and said: "Why does it have to be a header? I think it is actually very good for you to grab points in other ways."
"No, I have to set a rule for the Germans. If anyone dares to laugh at me for being short in the future, I will slap him."
"Hahaha."
These beasts laughed again, Tang Zhenglong suddenly understood Kong Yiji, and these teammates were just boring drinkers.
*****
"I'm so angry, system, give me a header skill."
"No problem, I recommend Vieri's header."
Italy dominated Vieri in the air, and that header was really domineering, and it felt like a powerful match. Especially in the 2002 World Cup, when Vieri beat Ecuador's defender, it felt like an adult beating a primary school student.
"I like!"
"exchange."
"Master, the balance is insufficient."
"How can it be?"
"Vieri's header costs 500 points, but you only have 200 now."
shocked.
"What about the cheaper one, Klose's?"
"It's also 500."
"I noticed that your things are getting more and more expensive. You don't do real estate speculation part-time, do you?"
"Master, you are so funny."
"Is there anyone with 200 points, but a good heading skill?"
The system looked at it and said, "Yes."
"Schulz's header."
Boom.
Boom.
Tang Zhenglong was struck by lightning.
"Schulz? Matthias Schulz? Just my teammate Schulz?"
"yes."
Tang Zhenglong cried and said: "System, you are so fucking funny."
"You can pay 200 for this skill..."
"You don't need it either?"
"Then I'll use it!"
"cut."
"System, please really help me. I was so arrogant just now and everyone laughed at me. I'm not a wallflower."
"Well, there is a skill that you may be able to use. It only costs 100 points."
"Very good."
"Tang Zhenglong took a look and found that it was delayed in the air."
Understood.
A header is divided into three parts: bounce, airborne, and overhead.
However, the system has sold its own skills separately, relying on itself for bouncing and overhead, and can be cheated by staying in the air.
"This is a bit weak."
Tang Zhenglong estimated that the difference between him and Simnic was 15 centimeters. Can he make up for the extra time in the air?
"Master, if you are so poor, stop being picky."
sweat.
"All right."
"exchange."
*****
Cologne got a free kick, and Tang Zhenglong greeted everyone and passed the ball to his head.
"Be cooperative and treat everyone to a drink after the game."
To be continued...