Chapter 222(1/2)
Modern football has statistics. Stevens found that Tang Zhenglong's right-footed shot from the right side of the penalty area scored a terrifying 97% goal rate (the failure was blocked by the opponent from close range)
Stevens and tactical analysts studied for a long time, but in the end they could not come up with a scientific explanation. They could only blame it on the feeling of the ball.
Maybe Tang Zhenglong has a particularly good feel for the ball in this area, so Stevens asks his players to pass the ball to this area during training.
After losing the ball, Cologne started to counterattack.
Podolski got out of the way, broke through and passed the ball to the right side of the penalty area. Tang Zhenglong volleyed in the air without any defense, and the ball hit the goal like a cannonball.
goooooal.
The head coach of Heerenveen had a livid face. He was so happy that he was equalized by his opponent in less than ten minutes. This happiness must have passed too suddenly.
"Hahaha."
Tang Zhenglong was playing the harp when he heard a ding sound.
"Task?"
Mission: After scoring a goal, rush into the opponent's fans' stands.
Reward: 500 Big Mouth Points.
Punishment: Kaya has a crush on Schulz.
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Tang Zhenglong suddenly seemed to be frozen.
"What? Rushing into the opponent's stands? Isn't that asking for death?"
Let’s look at punishment.
I'll go for it.
"Kaya likes Schulz?"
"System, please kill me."
"Master, you will live a long life."
Looking at the opponent's excited fans, Tang Zhenglong didn't think so. If he rushed over, it would be a trivial matter to get punched a few times, and he might not be able to get out.
"what to do?"
"Can you ask someone to do it for you?"
"Of course not."
"All right."
Tang Zhenglong gritted his teeth and rushed towards the stands where the Heerenveen fans were.
The Cologne players were stunned, "Is Tang too excited?"
Podolsky patted everyone and said, "What are you still looking at? Go rescue people quickly. Tang must have taken the wrong direction."
Tang Zhenglong rushed into the Heerenveen fans' stand, closing his eyes and preparing to take a few punches.
Unexpectedly, what came close to me was not a fist, but a gentle touch.
"Tang, you are so handsome."
"Tang, do all Asian men have single eyelids?"
"Don, your skin is so good."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, are all Dutch girls so casual?
"Don, do you want to come home with me? My name is Ava."
"this……"
"It's better not to do it, I can't be Rooney."
"Screw you, I work in a shipping company, where did you think you were!"
"sorry Sorry."
Tang Zhenglong guessed that these girls were blond and blue-eyed. He suddenly saw that he had thick eyebrows and big eyes and he particularly liked them.
It's like eating too much fish and meat, and suddenly eating shredded potatoes with vinegar, it feels good.
"Sorry, I have to go back."
"Don, this is my phone number."
"this is mine."
When Tang Zhenglong returned, there were phone numbers all over his body.
"Wow, Don, that's a lot of phone calls."
The beasts laughed heartily.
"They admire my skills. Don't worry, I will seal this jersey after the game. I will not read any of the phone numbers on it."
"No, don't give it to me." Schulz laughed.
"Matthia, forget it. German girls don't care about you. Dutch girls don't have that good appetite."
"asshole."
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Tang Zhenglong's goal was beautiful, but his celebration was so arrogant, which made Heerenveen's players very unhappy. Defensive midfielder No. 16 Giani Zeifron came over and wanted to give Tang Zhenglong some trouble.
"Bald head, I heard that in Europe, touching other people's bald heads can bring good luck. During the 1998 World Cup, French players liked to touch Barthez's bald head. Can I touch your bald head too?"
Giani smiled and said: "Of course you can, but I don't know if you can still move your hands after touching it."
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"Really? You can't touch your bald head?"
"The last person who dared to provoke me was beaten so hard that he lay in bed for a month."
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Giani's movements were very fierce, and the soles of his shoes were exposed during several tackles. This was an injurious move. Tang Zhenglong complained to the referee.
But this referee seems to be very cheating.
"no` english."
English is one of the official languages of FIFA. Even if your English is poor, you can be a referee. However, Tang Zhenglong felt that the referee was a bit intentional.
"Referee, he did that on purpose."
"no` english."
"What about German and Chinese?"
This cheating referee still said: "no` english."
Okay! Tang Zhenglong knows, this bastard did it on purpose. He seems to be targeting Cologne intentionally.
Gianni laughed: "This is a football match. If you can't stand the high-intensity confrontation, you can consider playing badminton."
Giani made several rough moves without even a verbal warning. This guy became more and more arrogant.
Tang Zhenglong was about to catch the ball, but the guy tackled again. This time, the players on the sidelines of Cologne couldn't stand it anymore.
"Is this still football? It has become rugby. How many times has it happened? This is going to destroy our players."
Tang Zhenglong approached the referee and said, "If you don't care about this, we in Cologne will definitely appeal to UEFA after the game."
Maybe he thought it was too much, so the referee called Giani over and gave him a verbal warning.
"What? So many times and it's just a verbal warning?"
"I'm going to strangle you."
Just when Giani and the referee turned their backs, Tang Zhenglong, who couldn't bear it anymore, reached out and touched Giani's bald head.
In an instant, Giani felt as if he was electrocuted, with a backhand punch.
"You're looking for death. I told you not to touch my head."
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When Gianni saw it, he was dumbfounded. The person he knocked to the ground was not Tang Zhenglong, but the referee.
"Hahaha."
"you……"
"My shoelaces just came loose."
The referee was beaten for a long time before he recovered, and his teeth fell out.
To be continued...