"Without Podolski, Tang Zhenglong is a s. He can't score goals," Hans shouted.

"Challenging Hamburg on the weekend, Cologne will be knocked back to its original shape. They will know that they are at the Bundesliga level."

One of the reasons why Hans is so arrogant is because Hamburg is really strong now. This season they introduced Dutch golden boy Van der Vaart, which made Hamburg a strong Bundesliga team. Together with the original Bosnian striker Barbarets, the current

Hamburg can be said to be the best team in northwest Germany.

The odds offered by bookmakers also show that Hamburg will win much higher than Cologne.

Cologne and Hamburg are both located in the northwestern region of Germany. It is considered a derby. However, Cologne has no confidence to compete with Hamburg. The reason is very simple. Hamburg's history is too glorious. It is the only German team that has not been relegated. Even Bayern has this.

Didn't do it.

Originally, if Podolski was here, the fans would have expected to defeat Hamburg in the away game, but now...it would be thankful to be able to draw.

*****

Tang Zhenglong has opened Facebook for a long time, but this thing is similar to the school network, not fun, and you can't hook up with girls on it. Tang Zhenglong still prefers to play chat rooms, where he can hook up with domestic girls anonymously.

Emma came to the living room with the computer.

"Tang, you have a lot of fans on Facebook, you should post something."

"I'm not interested. The fun of the Internet is anonymity. Who can use this kind of real-name authentication? If I hook up with a girl on it, I will be exposed immediately."

Emma looked contemptuous, "Do you only know how to hook up with girls?"

"What if? Don't you know that the purpose of mankind's invention of the Internet is to hook up with girls?"

Emma was dumbfounded.

Emma looked at Tang Zhenglong's more than 30,000 fans, then looked at her own hundreds of zombie fans, and suddenly became unhappy.

"Then you can recommend it to me."

"You are not a public figure."

"Maybe, I can sing, maybe someone will ask me to be a singer."

As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong laughed so much that he rolled on the sofa.

"Hahaha, it's so funny, Emma, ​​you are so humorous."

Emma's face was livid.

"Will you help or not?"

"No help!"

Kaya also came over, "Tang, please give me a push, I only have 1,000 followers."

"no problem."

Emma's eyes widened, "Don..."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Do you think it's unfair? There's nothing you can do about it, life is unfair."

Tang Zhenglong forwarded Kaya’s Facebook post.

"Rising German actress."

I thought I would get rave reviews, but what I didn’t expect was...

"It's so ugly."

"nausea."

"go to hell."

sweat……

"what happened?"

When Tang Zhenglong took a look, these seemed to be Hamburg fans. Could it be that they were German football trolls?

There are a lot of trolls in domestic forums, and Tang Zhenglong knows this, especially in football forums, where the trolls are really worse than in Europe.

“So there are trolls in Germany too?”

"Haha, who told you not to go online? There are so many people scolding you."

Tang Zhenglong took a look and found that most of the messages were scolding him.

"Slacker."

"The drama queen."

"Silly x."

The most ridiculous thing is that some people actually said that Tang Zhenglong was a sissy.

"Damn it, I'm such a man, do you think I'm a sissy?"

"You must be blind."

"No, Don, you will be fooled if you yell back." Kaya said.

"It seems like the people who are scolding you lately are all Hamburg fans."

Tang Zhenglong is not a character who suffers losses. "Kaya, how do you think I should respond?"

"Don't respond, I'm just tolerant."

Emma smiled and said: "You will know that your page is quite good if you go and take a look at Kaya's."

Tang Zhenglong patted Emma gently, "Now you can see the advantage of not being beautiful. There are no people who will even scold you."

puff!

Emma kicked Tang Zhenglong.

"Ah, it smells so bad."

"Fuck you, my feet smell great."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, and he must respond after arriving in Hamburg, otherwise I will not be called Tang Zhenglong.

****

"Don, you are really free. What are you doing at the Hamburg train station?" Schulz said, yawning and stretching.

"I heard that Hamburg train station is a tourist attraction."

Matip heard about it too.

"It is said that many tourists will eat burgers under the big logo of Hamburg Railway Station and eat burgers in Hamburg."

In fact, although Hamburg was developed by Americans, it was born in Germany.

"Here we are, right here."

Schultz looked at it and saw "Hamburger" written on the big logo.

"Xiao Hei, go buy three burgers."

Tang Zhenglong took the burger and took a big bite.

Soon, photos of Tang Zhenglong and the three eating hamburgers appeared on Facebook.

The Hamburg fans were furious. This was a provocation. Tang Zhenglong wrote the words - Come to Hamburg and eat hamburgers.

Moreover, Tang Zhenglong deliberately extended three fingers when eating a burger. Could this be a hint that he wanted to eat three?

"Quickly, let's go to Tang Zhenglong's Facebook and scold him."

"good."

When Hamburg fans opened Tang Zhenglong's Facebook page, they were stunned and saw that comments on Tang Zhenglong's Facebook page were closed.

"This bastard has closed the comments."

Looking at Tang Zhenglong's saucy smile, he couldn't even scold him. These fans were so angry that they wanted to smash their computers.

*****

"What I want to say is that football is not about words. I don't care what the opponent does before the game."

Hamburg head coach Dole seemed very confident. At the other end of the table were Cologne's head coach and Tang Zhenglong.

"I think the media over-interpreted that photo and I was really just hungry."

puff.

"Don, there is a restaurant in the hotel you are staying in, why did you go to the train station to eat a hamburger?"

Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression and said: "I didn't know that was a train station at all. I thought the sign was Pizza Hut."

puff.

puff.

puff.

This is a fool's errand. If it's your first time coming to Germany, it's understandable that you made a mistake. You've lived in Germany for so long. Is it possible that you don't know that the name of this city is Hamburg?
To be continued...