Chapter 529
"System, if I hurt myself while performing a task, is that considered a work-related injury? Should I be compensated?"
"Master, you are overthinking. Take care of yourself. This system is not responsible for compensation after you are injured."
"why is it like this?"
"This is who I am."
"you!!!"
So helpless.
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and used all the tricks to cheat him. Whether it was verbal teasing or diving to cheat a penalty kick, what else could he do?
"Headache."
The 1-0 score remained until the 88th minute.
Portsmouth was not desperate yet, it was just a ball. At the last moment, they no longer wanted to defend. When the ball was set, James rushed forward.
"Hey, James rushed up too, so I'll go and tease him."
Tang Zhenglong also returned to the penalty area.
"Hey Howard, see you again."
The real Howard was stunned.
"Don, you are stupid, Howard is me."
James breathed out of his nostrils.
"Idiot, even your own teammates can see that there is something wrong with your brain."
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, so he secretly found Howard and said, "That guy scolded my mother, woo woo woo."
"Is that too much?"
"Yes, that's why I deliberately didn't call him by his name, and he framed me for diving."
"so bad!!"
"Yes!"
"Don, what do you need from me?"
Tang Zhenglong muttered something under his breath, and soon a strange scene occurred. Everton players saw James and all called him Howard.
"Hi, Lao Huo!"
"Why did you grow hair?"
"You've become more handsome, Howard."
It's one thing to be disgusted by someone, but it's another thing to be disgusted to the nth power.
At this time, James was extremely upset and was basically on the verge of detonating.
Just as his teammates were kicking off, Tang Zhenglong closed his arms and surrounded James. At this time, James exploded and slapped Tang Zhenglong in the face.
"ah!!!"
There was no threat from the corner kick, but there was a lot of chaos in the penalty area.
"Referee, he hit our baby Tang Zhenglong."
"Tang Zhenglong is our team treasure. If you hit him, you are insulting us, Everton. Do you understand?"
James was stunned. Is Tang Zhenglong that important?
Tang Zhenglong even added some drama himself.
"I am still China's national treasure, just like the giant panda. If you hit me, our country will not let you go."
James is dumbfounded. Is this even related to diplomacy?
"Referee, I didn't hit him, I just grabbed the position."
"By the way, he trapped me."
Tang Zhenglong pointed at his face.
"Referee, you can compare his hands with the fingerprints on my face."
Everyone cheered: "Look, those big hands must be wearing gloves."
There was a faint handprint on Tang Zhenglong's face. The referee looked at it and found that it was probably from James. This yellow card cannot go away.
"Yellow card."
James felt that he had died unjustly and it was all Tang Zhenglong's fault. He took off his gloves and threw them directly at Tang Zhenglong.
"Are you satisfied now!!"
Lao Lei is confused. Why was James sent off?
He can only change a goalkeeper and remove a defender.
At this moment, there was a ding.
Ball path prediction.
"Come to warn?"
Tang Zhenglong took a look and realized that a goal was going to happen soon, and this goal was an own goal.
"Damn, it's Howard's buttery hands."
The opponent's side cross was passed, and Howard jumped up to pick the ball, but Butter Hands scored the ball into his own goal.
This is a lie.
"Then what do I do? Guard my goalkeeper?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Do I get a card for fouling my goalkeeper?"
have no idea!
But I can’t control that much.
Tang Zhenglong hurriedly ran back. Portsmouth had already passed the ball from the wing, and Howard was about to take off. At this moment, Tang Zhenglong rushed back, hugged Howard's thigh and pulled him down.
"Tang, you are looking for death!!"
Under the interference of Tang Zhenglong, Howard did not touch the ball, and the ball was taken by Baynes on the other side.
"so far so good."
Tang Zhenglong was breathing heavily, and Howard grabbed him by the back collar.
"Don, are you crazy? Did you accept the other party's money?"
Tang Zhenglong is so miserable, if it weren't for me, you would be Everton's sinner now.
"Tim, if I told you that I came to save you because I predicted in advance that you would take action, would you believe it?"
Howard was stunned.
"I know this is a bit ridiculous, but I really expected that you would let go before running back to save you."
"Don, do I look stupid?"
"Nope."
"Then you still made up such stupid lies to deceive me?"
"..."
"Tell me, how much did you charge?"
Tang Zhenglong will not say anything even if he is beaten to death this time. These beasts want to share half of the money every time, and he will go bankrupt sooner or later.
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "It is impossible for me to betray the team. Please don't frame me."
Howard pointed at Tang Zhenglong and said, "Fortunately, I didn't lose the ball in the end, otherwise I would beat you up."
"Tim, I really want to save you. I am a positive person."
Portsmouth launched another attack in the end, but there was no threat. The final score was 1-0, and Everton won the FA Cup this season.
At the end of the game, Redknapp was disappointed. He thought he could win an FA Cup.
However, he did not lose the grace of a veteran Premier League coach. He walked towards Moyes and the two held hands together.
"Congratulations, David, for winning the Triple Crown. That's amazing."
"Harry, you are equally great."
Lao Lei pointed at Tang Zhenglong, "That guy makes people love and hate him, but if possible, I also hope to have a Tang Zhenglong in the team. If possible, let's keep him for one more season."
The implication of Lao Lei's words is obvious. It is impossible for someone like Tang Zhenglong to stay in Everton for a long time, but it is entirely possible to stay for one more season.
Moyes smiled bitterly and said: "It is more difficult to keep Don than to win the Triple Crown."
"Ha ha."
Lao Lei patted Moyes and then left. He wanted to organize his team to go on stage to receive the award. Second place was also a good result.
According to tradition, the entire Everton team lined up to welcome their opponents to the stage to receive the award. After the runner-up received the award, it was Everton's turn.
The players are happiest when they step onto the podium happily, with medals hanging around their necks.
Tang Zhenglong bit it with his mouth.
"Don't bite it, it's gold-plated." Neville smiled.
"I know, I just bite it when I see other people winning awards, like Oreos."
sweat!!
Tang Zhenglong's imagination is really big.
The dust from the FA Cup has cleared, and the Premier League season is over. Now there is still a much-anticipated game in Europe that is about to be held, and that is the Champions League final.
Chapter completed!