"Is it the same as sewing clothes?" Tang Zhenglong sweated.

"Does that hurt?"

"A little bit." After saying that, the team doctor took out something that looked like a stapler and said with a smile: "Now that there is an innovation, just use this."

Tang Zhenglong was sweating to death. Isn't this surely a treatment for an injury, not a torture?

"Why are you still standing there? Get treatment for Tang Zhenglong quickly."

"Wait a minute, I'm brewing an emotion. Okay, you can start."

The team doctor pinched the wound with his hand and sealed it.

"Ah!!! It hurts!!!"

"Don, stop shouting and act like a man," Barak said.

"Damn it, if you have the ability, would you like to try it?"

"Tang, there are three orders in total, and I need to order two more. Hold on."

"OK."

"ah!!!"

"Does it really hurt that much?"

"It hurts more than when my aunt comes."

Fellaini asked innocently: "How do you know?"

"Because my girlfriend bit me on the arm when she came there, of course I knew."

So it turns out that everyone almost misunderstood.

"Okay, the bleeding has stopped, just bandage it and it will be fine."

The team doctor wrapped Tang Zhenglong's head completely, and then... everyone laughed again.

"Tang, you look like a steamed bun."

"..."

"Steamed bun?"

"My hair is messed up?"

"No! You don't have a hairstyle anymore."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong was sweating to death.

"Team doctor, can this be removed?"

"No, otherwise I won't be able to stop."

"All right."

*****

"Tang Zhenglong's look is so unique. Anyway, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it." The commentator laughed.

Tang Zhenglong also felt uncomfortable.

"Maruwang, do I look particularly stupid now?"

"Will not."

"Then why do I think the corners of your mouth are slightly raised, as if you are suppressing a smile?"

"No."

Fellaini turned his head away, smiled for a while, and then returned to his serious face.

"It's really funny, but Tang and I are good friends, so I can't laugh at him in front of his face."

"Don, I'm going to defend."

"oh."

*****

"Alan, if I laugh now, will it be too much?"

"Of course, Tang is one of ours, but his head was opened and we still laughed at him. Is he still a human being?"

Moyes nodded, then the two turned their heads and burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry, I just can't help it."

"Me too."

Moyes looked up and saw the players on the bench also snickering.

"Forget it if I laugh, you guys will laugh too?"

“Hey, you’re laughing so hard!!”

*****

On the court.

The ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet, and Ballack immediately came over.

"Ha ha."

"..."

"Sorry, I laughed the first time I defended."

Tang Zhenglong was furious.

"Go to hell!!"

Tang Zhenglong broke through with the ball, passed Ballack, and then met Chelsea's defense. Unexpectedly, something more outrageous happened. They all laughed at Tang Zhenglong.

"Hahaha."

"Why do I feel like I'm defending a steamed bun?"

"Tang, you seem to have made me laugh. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't laugh at you."

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong is depressed, my head is bleeding, and yet I bring you joy? Who am I to ask for reason?

"Tang, why did you come back? Is your head uncomfortable? I suggest that the boss replace you. This is the right of the team doctor."

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "No, do me a favor."

"What?"

"Write a word on my head."

"What word?"

"handsome."

The team doctor was shocked.

"I won't."

"I teach you."

then……

*****

"Am I right? Tang Zhenglong wrote a word on his forehead. What is it?"

"I don't know the Chinese characters, but my colleague told me that this character means "Hansen"."

"That means handsome in Chinese."

"Is Don trying to tell us he's still handsome?"

"Then I...I'm sorry, I want to laugh."

On the court, everyone laughed louder, and those who didn't know thought it was an outing.

"Tang, if you write handsome on your forehead, will you become handsome?"

"What else?"

"Tang, you look very stupid now. I suggest you write the word stupid."

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy.

"I swear, as long as I score a hat trick, I will get off the field immediately. I will not endure such humiliation."

"Hahaha."

*****
To be continued...