Chapter 667: We Rock Paper Scissors(1/2)
Tang Zhenglong crossed the lawn and kicked the ball into the goal.
Pellegrini jumped to his feet.
"It's not easy to score a goal."
The second team was discouraged. They originally thought they could overthrow Big Brother and win a victory, but now it seems that they are still getting older.
Tang Zhenglong made a celebratory gesture of taking a bath, which was invented when he was in Cologne.
"Your celebration is really ugly." Ronaldo laughed.
"You don't know, right? I mean it's as easy for me to score a goal as it is to take a shower."
"Then why don't you make a peeing motion, that's easier."
"..."
"You're the one who peed."
In the last 2 minutes, Real Madrid continued to bombard Castilla, and even Ramos rushed forward.
Tang Zhenglong lobbed a curve ball in.
The opponent pushed out with all his strength.
After several passes failed, Real Madrid instead cooperated in front of the penalty area. Raul blocked the ball, but the first pass was not passed. Raul took advantage of the situation and picked the ball. At this time, the ball hit the opponent's arm.
"Handball."
The referee was part-time and gave Real Madrid a free kick in front of the penalty area.
Ronaldo was about to hold the ball, but Tang Zhenglong grabbed the ball first.
"I come!!"
"Why are you here? My elevator ball is very strong."
Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "Don't you know that my anti-physics free kicks have dominated world football?"
"Bah, what a physics-defying free kick, it's just luck."
"Give me the ball."
"No."
"Give me."
"No!!"
result……
The two started to grab it.
Fermina looked at it and giggled.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. Grandpa, is this part of football?"
Florentino looked dark.
Pellegrini was stunned on the sidelines.
Fortunately, it was training. If it were an official competition, then... I would have no choice but to go back to Chile to retire.
"Asshole, what are those two people doing?"
"It seems like he is rushing to take the free kick."
"I know, are these two bastards still elementary school students?"
"Give me."
"No."
Finally, under the mediation of Ramos, Cristiano Ronaldo and Tang Zhenglong agreed to rock paper scissors.
"Cristiano, don't be shy."
"You're the one cheating."
rock-paper-scissors.
C Luo pulled out the scissors, but Tang Zhenglong was obviously slow to pull out the scissors. As a result...
"He's too slow!!"
"No, I originally came up with the stone."
Ronaldo was furious, "You obviously haven't reacted yet."
Tang Zhenglong laughed and said: "Let me ask you a question, if the opponent takes a penalty kick and our goalkeeper reacts slowly and happens to hold the ball without moving, does the goal count?"
“Of course it counts!!”
When Ronaldo thought about it, this was a fallacy.
"You're talking nonsense. Is there any relationship between rock-paper-scissors and spoon penalty?"
"Anyway, what I produced was rocks."
Tang Zhenglong picked up the ball, but Ronaldo disagreed. At this time, his teammates stood up and said, "Cristiano, forget it, isn't it just a free kick in the training match?"
Ronaldo endured it.
"I think he definitely can't make the free throw."
Tang Zhenglong placed the ball, then retreated and started to run. The goalkeeper of the second team was ready.
The ball drew a strange arc, first heading towards the baseline, then suddenly turning back and flying into the goal.
"Wow, this ball is so weird, it suddenly took a turn." Fermina exclaimed.
"Grandpa, it's money well spent. You have really good taste."
"Haha, otherwise how could grandpa make so much money?"
"But the fight between the two of them just now was quite fun."
Florentino Khan.
goooooal!!
Tang Zhenglong rushed towards Ronaldo, "Did you see that?"
"Have you seen?"
"Bitch's luck."
Tang Zhenglong spread his arms and said, "Have you seen it? From now on, I will be the number one free kick player in the team, so don't try to steal it from me."
"No one will rob you." Ramos chuckled.
At the end of the game, Real Madrid reversed Castilla 2-1.
Pellegrini shook hands with the players of the second team one by one, and then Tang Zhenglong also came over to shake hands with the players of the second team.
"Well done, the young man has a bright future. Work hard and strive to surpass Cristiano in 10 years."
The other party is sweating.
"I was born in 1986. I should retire in 10 years."
"Holy shit, you're as old as me, and you're still on the second team?"
"..."
Tang Zhenglong realized that he seemed to have said the wrong thing.
"It's okay, it's okay, just work hard. If it doesn't work, just change your career to something else."
The other person is about to cry.
"But I can only play football."
"..."
"Do you even think I'm not good enough?"
"this?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Everyone, look over.
"Tang Zhenglong, how can you bully the players of the second team?"
"I don't."
Pellegrini grabbed Tang Zhenglong's collar and said, "What qualifications do you have to shake hands with the second team? Are you the boss? Are you the head coach?"
"No, I just want to be friendly."
As soon as he finished speaking, the man cried even louder.
"I'm not alive anymore. Tang Zhenglong said I'm not suitable for football."
To be continued...