Chapter 795(1/2)
"what happened?"
Van Gaal couldn't believe his eyes, why Bute, who had been so stable before, made so many low-level mistakes.
Butt looked embarrassed.
"It's Tang Zhenglong."
"What does this have to do with Tang Zhenglong?"
Butt said it one-five-ten.
Van Gaal's nose was so angry that he was crooked.
"That guy has only been in the Bundesliga, why would he know the weaknesses of other teams?"
Butt shook his head.
"I don't know either, but I played against him before I came to Bayern. Anyway, that guy is very annoying."
Van Gaal still didn't believe it, so he called Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, can I ask you something?"
"Just ask."
"I heard that you know the Bundesliga teams very well?"
"yes."
"How much do you know?"
“How much understanding is understanding?”
"..."
"Okay, then I'll tell you straight."
"In the Bundesliga, which team has the best relationship with Bayern?"
"Hamburg, their manager is Hoeness' younger brother. Bayern buys players from Hamburg. The two Hoenesses can play a round of golf together and it will be settled."
Van Gaal's heart skipped a beat, "I really know."
"So who is the team with the worst relationship with Bayern?"
"Schalke 04, they have a song called "Tear Off Bayern Munich's Leather Pants." Leather pants are traditional clothing in Bavaria. You know Oktoberfest, it's that kind of traditional clothing."
"..."
Van Gaal was a little surprised. This guy knew so much about the Bundesliga? How many gossip newspapers had he read?
"Then let me ask you, what do you think of my future at Bayern?"
"I guess he was fired before the contract was fulfilled."
Van Gaal Khan dies.
"Why?"
"How do I know this? It's just a wild guess."
"..."
Van Gaal was so angry that he was shaking.
But he still wanted to ask a few more questions.
"Then what do you think of me letting Bastian Schweinsteiger play as a defensive midfielder?"
"very nice!"
"Why?"
"Little Pig's speed is slow, so he is not suitable for playing as a winger. You know, wingers must be very fast, such as Robben and Tang Zhenglong."
"..."
"And Xiaozhu's body is very strong and he has a good view of the overall situation, so it is good to play as a defensive midfielder. You did a good job in this regard."
Van Gaal Khan is dead, this bastard is not a very good character, but he can think of the same thing as himself.
"So what do you think of Gomez?"
Gomez was Bayern's top summer target last year, bought from Stuttgart for 30 million euros, but his performance has not been good.
"Gomez? Just so-so. It's too expensive. 30 million? It's already as much as Benzema. I don't know what Bayern is thinking."
"I think so too. In fact, I don't agree with this deal, but there is no other way. Hoeness insists on buying it."
"That's what wealthy families are like. They have a lot of money. Just get used to it."
"Last question, if I want to enter the finals, what do I need to do?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and said with a smile: "It's very simple, just lie down."
"Lie down? Why?"
"Then you can close your eyes and dream."
Van Gaal took a flying kick.
"roll!!!"
****
Bute, the second victim after Dida, they were all crippled by Tang Zhenglong.
Butt looked at his trembling hands, now he was terrified when he saw the ball in the air.
"Tall and floating."
Bute gave Tang Zhenglong a hard look.
"Tang, has anyone ever said that they want to strangle you to death?"
"No, but someone said that Tang Zhenglong is very cute."
"..."
Alonso picked up the ball from the wing and lobbed it in with a high arc.
"Again?"
Bute shouted at defender Van Buyten, "Come on."
Van Gaal looked over and said... let's make a substitution.
Substitute goalkeeper Lensing is warming up.
Just when Van Gaal was about to make a substitution, he kept an eye on it.
"How about...ask Tang Zhenglong?"
Van Gaal waved to Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, what do you think of me replacing Lensing?"
"That's fine."
"Alright?"
"Actually, it's almost the same. Bayern's goalkeepers are all useless. The main reason is that Kahn is too strong. Before he retired, Bayern's backup goalkeepers were just decorations. Now that he has suddenly retired, these goalkeepers cannot take on the important role of Bayern goalkeepers."
Duang!!!
Van Gaal had to admit that Tang Zhenglong was right.
After Lensing finished warming up, he ran over happily and said, "Boss, let's change."
Van Gaal looked at Lensing and tapped him on the shoulder, "Let's talk about it in the second half."
"..."
"Why?"
"Did this bastard say something? Boss, he is a gangster. He was a public enemy when he was in the Bundesliga. How could you listen to him?"
Van Gaal also knows what kind of person Tang Zhenglong is, but this guy is basically Baidu in the Bundesliga.
And what he said actually makes sense.
"You listen to me and we'll talk about it in the second half. You go back first."
*****
"No way." The Real Madrid players discussed together. Bute is a weakling, but now he doesn't attack and just cowers in front of the goal. Isn't there nothing they can do?
"or?"
"Let's ask Tang Zhenglong again."
"Don, what should we do if Bute doesn't attack anymore?"
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"I'm not a search engine."
To be continued...