"Don't talk nonsense, okay? I'll grab your hair?" Tang Zhenglong looked disdainful and deserved a beating.

Robben was furious.

"it is true."

It's impossible for the referee to make a ruling. Even if Tang Zhenglong really grabbed his hair, how much impact would it have?

The game continues.

Tang Zhenglong ran to Guti's side.

"Well...I suddenly don't want to defend Robben anymore, I leave it to you."

Guti was stunned.

"Why? Your defense is pretty good."

"Of course I know this, but defense is very tiring."

Guti was suddenly struck like a thunderbolt.

He was shocked.

Tired of defending?

A professional player is afraid of getting tired?

"Tang, do you want me to call a foot wash girl for you and do a full set for you?"

"..."

"No, I don't have any bad hobbies."

In short, Tang Zhenglong stopped defending. Pellegrini took a look and said, I'm going! This is AWOL.

"Tang, what's wrong with you? I didn't let you run away, how could you change places by yourself?"

"Boss, I'm tired."

Pellegrini was also stunned.

"you are tired?"

"Boss, I find that defense is so tiring. Fortunately, I chose to play forward. Otherwise, my life would be short-lived."

"..."

"Don, don't you know that a good forward also has to help defend, such as the Italian forward."

"But I am a Chinese striker."

"..."

"That's not what I meant, what I meant was..."

"What I mean is that the forwards of any country have to defend."

"But you just said that Italian forwards only defend."

Pellegrini clenched his fists and said, "I ask again, are you going?"

****

Marcelo and Arbeloa burst out laughing.

"Don, please get beaten."

"It's okay, I just got hit on the head. Why are you two idiots laughing so happily?"

"Hahaha, Tang, you have always looked down on our defenders, and now you are also a defender. Congratulations."

"..."

"Pooh!!"

Tang Zhenglong plays as a defender, and what worries him the most is the Bayern players. This guy speaks level 8 German, talks so much, and has such a big mouth.

"Schweinsteiger."

People ignore it.

Tang Zhenglong simply called him by his nickname, "Little Pig."

"How is Sarah?"

Sarah is a German supermodel and Bastian Schweinsteiger's girlfriend.

"Why are you mentioning my girlfriend?"

"To tell you the truth, when I was still in Germany, Sarah was the girl of my dreams."

"..."

Schweinsteiger expected that what Tang Zhenglong would say next would be very unbearable.

"Would you like to hear my dream?"

"No, it must be very vulgar."

Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression, "How do you know? Have you ever entered my dream?"

puff.

Bastian Schweinsteiger looked grim.

"I read the newspaper, and it is said that you and Sarah are no longer in love. She is very busy, and you are also very busy. The two of you spend less time together and more time apart."

"Excuse me, does this have to do with you?"

"Of course, if you break up, then I will pursue Sarah."

Schweinsteiger sneered: "You just like the leftovers I eat that much?"

Tang Zhenglong waved his index finger, "NO."

"I want Sarah to know how incompetent her previous boyfriend was. There is no harm if there is no comparison."

"Haha, go to hell!!"

Van Gaal noticed something was wrong. Why did Bastian Schweinsteiger start chatting with Tang Zhenglong?

"What were you talking about with that creep?"

"It's nothing, he always mentions my girlfriend."

"That's intentional to disgust you, just ignore him."

"But his German is very good."

"..."

There is a saying that you should not be afraid of hooligans, but be afraid of educated hooligans. This sentence is applicable everywhere, and this is how Van Gaal feels now.

"Let's do this. You first tell the referee that he is verbally harassing you, and then seduce him."

Schweinsteiger smiled and said: "That's at least a yellow card."

"hehe."

****

"Referee, that Tang Zhenglong always insults my family, can you please take care of that?"

After Zidane hit Materazzi in the head at the 2006 World Cup, FIFA began to pay more attention to verbal violence.

Public opinion believes that Materazzi said something to Zidane's family, which made the latter lose control.

"I also know a little bit of German. If it is true, then I will severely punish it. Now FIFA is very strict about verbal violence in the stadium."

Schweinsteiger chuckled, "That's great."

While on defense, Schweinsteiger deliberately said: "Don, what did you say about Sarah's dream? Tell me about it."

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"No, the content is very pornographic and violent, I dare not say it."

"It's okay, it's just a dream, tell me."

"real?"

In order to make it easier for the referee to understand, Schweinsteiger deliberately raised his voice and said: "Sarah is my girlfriend, and we have a very good relationship."

Tang Zhenglong said it.

Piggy and the referee were both stunned.

Schweinsteiger was stunned for a moment, "In your dream, you and my girlfriend were playing games together?"

"Yes, CS`GO."

"Then, does this have anything to do with being pornographic and violent?"

The referee interrupted: "I know that, this game is a bit violent."
To be continued...