Chapter 821 Disgusting people don't break the law?(1/2)
"Yellow card."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"Referee, I am the victim."
"I know, I'm not punishing you for being extraordinary, but you are looking at me with pitiful eyes, which makes me sick."
…
Didn't it say that it is not illegal to be disgusting? Tang Zhenglong was confused.
"Referee, I heard that it is not against the law to be disgusting."
As soon as these words came out, both the referee and Pique were dumbfounded.
"Referee, do you want to give him another yellow card?"
"good idea."
When Tang Zhenglong heard this, he ran away quickly.
Tang Zhenglong entered the system.
"System, was it successful?"
"Yes, Li Tie's physical ability is recovering and it will take a day."
"Hahaha, it's so cool."
****
A city in northern China.
Li Tie was jogging as usual. This has been the rhythm of life throughout his career - training, training, training.
As China's best defensive midfielder, Li Tie must be diligent.
But he is old.
Now he holds two jobs, one is a player of the team and the other is an assistant coach of the team.
His goal is to retire within two years and then switch careers as a coach.
After drinking some water, Li Tie continued running.
At this time, there was an abnormality around him that he couldn't feel, and that was the eyes of his teammates.
"Brother Tie, what's going on?"
"You said you were going to jog, but why did you run at full speed?"
"Yes, he is in the lead. Is this going to tire us out?"
"It's been an hour."
"Maybe we have offended Brother Tie, so we should apologize soon. I heard that Brother Tie will be the head coach of our team in the future."
When he rested again, Li Tie was surprised, "Why aren't you tired at all today?"
"Strange."
What's even stranger is the attitude of his teammates towards him.
"Is something wrong with you?"
Someone laughed and said: "Brother Tie, we will go to KTV to sing later. We will treat you."
"I have such a bad voice that I can't sing."
"It's okay, then let's drink and call some pretty girls."
Li Tiehan, he also knows the culture of domestic football.
"You go ahead, I won't go."
When everyone looked at it, someone said with a sad face: "Boss, how have we offended you?"
Li Tie was stunned.
"What's the meaning?"
"Boss, we are almost exhausted after running at full speed for an hour."
Li Tie chuckled.
"You young people..."
"I advise you to watch less movies where one or two people can act, and go less to places where you can spend 10,000 to 20,000 yuan a night."
"Can't even jog now? Is it possible that we will switch to jogging tomorrow?"
puff.
"Boss, do you call this jogging?"
Then the head coach came over.
"Tie Zi, you are awesome, that's okay, but you did run too fast today."
Li Tie was completely stunned.
Five minutes later, Li Tie went from being confused to shocked. He watched the training video.
"Is this me?"
It is recognized that Li Tie has good physical fitness, but this is already his peak level at Everton.
"Boss, with your good health, you must never watch a movie where one or two people can act, and you never go to a place where you spend 10,000 to 20,000 yuan a night."
puff.
Li Tie had a dark face.
He clenched his fists, and after a short period of shock, he suddenly became excited.
"Is this what the Chinese call the second spring?"
"Then can I..."
Thinking of this, Li Tie rushed out of the crowd and went to find a place with Internet access.
*****
"Oh my God." The commentator was shocked.
"What did I see?"
"What on earth did I see?"
"I saw Tang Zhenglong yawning."
"Yes, you read that right, for the first time in the history of the Champions League final, someone yawned."
"I can guarantee that this is the first time, and it should also be the last time."
Alves came forward.
"Tang, why do you seem to be falling asleep?"
"The ball is flying around in the air like a pendulum, and it's all in the midfield. Is it possible that you don't want to sleep?"
After 1-1, both sides were fighting in the midfield, and the area in front of the penalty area was like a penalty area and no touching was allowed. Tang Zhenglong had no chance to get the ball.
Alves gave a thumbs up, "You are still awesome."
At this time, Alonso intercepted the ball and passed it directly to Tang Zhenglong.
"Let's not talk anymore, the ball is coming."
"OK."
Alves, if you think wrong, I will defend you.
"Wait for me."
Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball downfield, and Alves was like a shadow.
I have to say that Alves' defensive ability is really strong.
Tang Zhenglong swayed left and right, but was unable to make a breakthrough.
Under this situation, Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to kick Alves and get a corner kick.
Tang Zhenglong turned around and kicked. He originally wanted to get a corner kick, but it was a tragedy.
"Damn!! So accurate?"
The ball was impartial and hit Alves' key part, causing him to roll on the ground in pain.
"He hurt someone on purpose. This bastard hurt our players again." Puyol protested.
But the referee knew that this was obviously a corner kick.
Tang Zhenglong already had a yellow card on him, so he was also afraid.
To be continued...