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Chapter 885 This is called performance art(1/2)

"Jose, do you want Tang Zhenglong to be sold? I'll give Rooney to you." Ferguson smiled.

Mourinho sneered, "Ten Rooney's is about the same."

Ferguson cursed softly - Get out!

Mourinho was somewhat expecting Tang Zhenglong to equalize the score, which would be great. His first official game after taking office was a huge comeback.

On the court.

Real Madrid surrounded Manchester United's penalty area and beat hard.

But Manchester United is Manchester United after all, and its defensive strength is very good.

"Can't open it!"

Cristiano Ronaldo stopped passing the ball, which was basically a waste of opportunity. He might as well shoot directly in front of the penalty area, just in case he scored one!!

At this time Tang Zhenglong ran over.

"Cristiano!"

"what?"

"Can you take a free kick in front of the penalty area?"

"Take a free kick? What do you mean?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"Anyway, I just try to get a free kick."

If Tang Zhenglong wants to correct the ball path, he must have a set ball.

"You mean to ask me to dive?"

"Don't say it sounds so ugly, it should be performance art."

puff.

Cristiano Ronaldo was stunned. It was the first time someone described diving in such a fresh and refined way.

"Performance Art?"

"Yes, if Manchester United doesn't attack now, we can't score. Set kicks are a good opportunity to break the dense defense."

"Then why don't you do some "performance art"?"

"Am I already being targeted?"

Ronaldo smiled and said: "I understand, you are a habitual offender."

"..."

"I can't possibly do such a thing, I'm not that low-level."

Real Madrid attack.

When the ball reached Benzema's feet, the Frenchman could only hold it with his back. Vidic was so close that it was impossible for him to turn around.

Benzema protected the ball and then passed the ball back to the penalty area.

At this time, Ronaldo faked a shot and actually dunked past Fletcher. At this time, Fletcher stretched his legs, but at the last moment, Fletcher may have remembered that this was in front of the penalty area, so he retracted his legs.

Ronaldo suddenly remembered Tang Zhenglong's words.

"Isn't this a bit low? If I fall down now, it will definitely be a fake fall, but..."

Ronaldo fell down.

Fletcher was stunned.

You C Ronaldo, who has big eyebrows and big eyes, has now learned to dive. We were all on the same team before, but you have become bad.

"Cristiano, you are now learning the same thing as Tang Zhenglong."

"Floping is a very low behavior and is a behavior that all football players should resist."

"Who said that?" Tang Zhenglong put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "This is performance art."

Duang!!!

Fletcher was stunned.

"Performance Art?"

"That's right."

Fletcher was so angry that he was shaking: "Tang... Zheng... Long, are you still a professional player?"

"I am the World Footballer!! Who are you? Who?"

puff.

Tang Zhenglong reached out to help Ronaldo up.

"Nice job."

"..."

"I didn't fall, I just lost my balance."

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, "You'll get used to it if you do this kind of thing a few times."

"..."

"Tang, your face can be used as a body armor."

Tang Zhenglong touched his cheek, "Really?"

Ronaldo rolled his eyes.

Tang Zhenglong stood in front of the ball.

Mourinho approached Ferguson and said, "Sir Sir Alex, I bet you that Tang Zhenglong can score with one kick."

"What to bet on?"

"You Scots are so good at drinking, why don't you just gamble and have a drink?"

"Haha, yes!"

Ferguson felt unhappy, "Bless me, don't let Tang Zhenglong kick him in, otherwise he will be embarrassed."

Van der Sar's side is well prepared. He has seen Tang Zhenglong's abnormal free kicks before.

It is what the outside world calls an anti-physics free kick, but people who hate Tang Zhenglong generally call it a perverted free kick.

There was a wall of 6 people lined up on Manchester United's side.

Tang Zhenglong put his hands on his hips and said with a smile: "Are you just going to line up a wall of 6 people? I suggest you line up all of them. My free kicks are very good."

"We know, abnormal free kick." Scholes laughed.

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"Abnormal free kick?"

He is obviously wise, powerful and majestic. Is Tang's free kick any good?

Tang Zhenglong was extremely unhappy.

"Is this good? If I kick it in, you can follow me and say it's wise, mighty, mighty, long live Tang's free kick."

Manchester United player Khan.

"What if you can't kick it in?"

"Then I will shout Long Live Manchester United 100 times."

"Okay! That's it."

Tang Zhenglong took a few steps back.

Then suddenly, he and Marcelo collided.

The Manchester United players were stunned for a moment, then fell to the ground laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Hahaha."

"Tang Zhenglong, we surrendered, we lost."

"Curly, what are you doing behind me?"

"How did I know you suddenly backed away?"

Tang Zhenglong stood up, and the Manchester United players laughed and said: "Tang, you need a reversing radar."

"..."

"Ha ha."

"Shut up!!"
To be continued...
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