Chapter 001: Valoran Miracle Lecris(1/2)
"beep……"
“This is the September 11 Alarm Center.”
"I want to call the police!"
"Ms., please provide your location and the situation you are facing."
"I picked up an alien."
"…I'm sorry, ma'am, can you repeat it?"
"I said, I picked up an alien, I opened the door, and he was lying at my door, and..."
"...Okay, we'll arrive as soon as possible, by the way, happy April Fool's Day, ladies."
“…hey hey!”
“…”
Cole of the New York City Police Center hung up the phone, took off the headset, then turned around and stood on the big blackboard and said, "Grey, the aliens add one more point!"
Grey, who had borrowed the blackboard to the day, made a gesture to Col, then added a competition under the aliens on the blackboard, then looked at the scores displayed on the blackboard, and clapped his hands and said to the many operators: "Okay, now there are fifty-two aliens, thirty-six magicians, fifteen supernatural events, three hours left before midnight..."
At this moment, a male operator on the right side of the hall went to the headset and said, "Grey, add another copy from the alien. I received a call here saying that I had encountered the interstellar police."
Grey nodded and turned around and added another note.
On the left, a blonde woman from five workstations away from Cole raised her hand and said, "Grey, I received a call from the police that my car was driving away automatically. What is this?"
Grey shrugged: "Advanced Event One."
The blonde woman spread her hands and said she could accept it.
April Fool's Day is a happy day. Every day, the fool is the main line. With the popularity of telephone calls, the alarm center has become a severely affected area. Almost every April Fool's Day, the September 11 alarm centers across the country will receive many false alarms such as alien invasions, magicians appearing, and where there are ghosts...
but!
With the progress of year, the alarm center has gradually improved the steps of making fun of suffering on this day, which is to have these fake alarms for a written test.
All staff at the alarm center are involved. You can choose [Alien], [Supernatural], [Magic], [Animal]...Press it down, and then at midnight, the column with the most alarms will be called, and you will take all the other bettors...
What?
What if there is really?
Stop making trouble, it’s the 20th century at least, and New York City has a certain understanding with those who call the police. After all, if you make a fool of yourself, if you really get on the police, he will be in trouble in the future...
so.
This can be regarded as the unspoken rule between the alarm center and the public.
It's April Fool's Day.
Have fun with the people.
but……
Mikayla Vickers, wearing a dress that shows off her good developmental figure, looked at a blonde man lying on her sofa.
Very simple.
When Mikayla Vickers just opened the door, the blonde man with blue eyes was dark hair. Moreover, just now, the blonde man's clothes were blue, which looked very sci-fi, but now it is...
Instantly transformed into...
wrong.
It changes its appearance in seconds.
Mikaela held the mobile phone and approached the sofa carefully. She could clearly hear the sound of the blonde man breathing on the sofa.
"what to do?"
Mikaela pinched the phone on her hand and called the police just now. The police car should be on the road. Yes, I need to find a weapon.
When Mikaela came to her senses, she picked up the baseball bat placed in the corner and set up a defensive formation. Every girl in Queens can fight.
"Oh!"
"……who?"
When Mikaela heard the sudden laughter, she felt nervous and then turned her eyes to the sofa in the living room.
That blonde man...
It's gone.
Next second.
Mikaela paused, felt the sound of wind coming from behind, her expression stagnated, then she slid forward, and flew back with her baseball bat in her hands.
Bang!
Bang!
Lake, in a decent black suit, stared at the baseball bat whizzing towards his right cheek, lowered his head and smiled, and then the corners of his mouth slightly curved.
A mere baseball bat broke up with him, who stepped on Demacia, passed by Ayonia, slapped his sister on the Giant Peak, fished on Shadow Island, fought in Noxus, saw the glory of Shurima, and saw the dwarfs of Bandel City, killing monsters in the Void Land...Lack Rees, known as the miracle of the universe of Valoran?
hehe.
It's simply a delusion!
Think about it.
Lake handed it out with his right hand, made two fingers, and then directly picked it up towards the flying baseball.
Next second.
Bang!
Dong!
Mikaela looked at Lake who was falling to the ground and blinked. Seeing Lake who was still thrusting on the ground suddenly curious.
"By the way, what are you going to do when this guy just stretched out his two fingers?"
"Do you want a cigarette?"
“…”
Half an hour later.
Lake opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling that was approaching his eyes. It hurts faintly in his right head. What just happened?
Lake looked to the side of his head and looked at the position of his right hand.
Been tied up.
Left hand?
Same.
Where are the feet?
Lake used force and was undoubtedly tied up.
hehe.
Lake's mouth was arced. Can he get the title of Valoran Miracle, which he can survive in this life, be easily obtained? He was cursed by the goddess of the bright moon, carried the guillotine of Noxus, swallowed by the king of the river, the warden roared to ignite his soul, the singer of death sang in front of him, and the Zuan madman threatened to cut his belly, but what was the result?
Oh.
A group of clowns jumping, incompetent and furious.
Therefore.
What is the only thing that is tied with hands and feet? Can it be terrified of the guillotine, or is it more serious than the bad breath of the Lord of the River?
It's simply a joke.
Think about it.
Lake exerted force on all four limbs, but he never heard the sound of the bondage collapse...
...What's the situation?
Lake frowned slightly, and once again, the bondage was still there.
What the hell?
The only thing above Valorand can restrain me is the dragon tendons in the Dragon King’s body. Could it be that the Dragon King of Stars finally feels tired of living?
Lake thought curiously, and at this moment, a creak sounded and the door was pushed.
Lake smiled coldly and looked at it.
Mikaela walked into her bedroom with a baseball bat with a warning.
hehe.
A weak chicken.
Lake saw through the depth of the seemingly familiar woman in front of him at a glance, and then asked directly in Valoran's common language: "Let your master come out, who kidnapped me? It's Caitlin, Good Luck, Sona, Diana, Arrelia...or, they all?"
To be continued...