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Chapter 138: Summoning the True God

There are people who are good at oral skills in Beijing who meet with guests banquets and put an eight-foot barrier in the northeast corner of the hall. The oral skills are just sitting in the barrier, one table, one chair, one fan and one stroke.

This is the "Oral Skills" that Su Yang learned in the text. It comes from Yu Chuxinzhi. There is also "Oral Skills" in the Stories from a Chinese Studio. It describes a woman who relies on her ability to cheat in the countryside and describes various sounds through ventriloquy, creating a scene where a group of immortals are here. The medicine sold from this woman is useless.

At present, this female Taoist priest may not be the person recorded in the "Oral Skills", but the method of deceiving by using verbal techniques is exactly the same.

Although Su Yang was far away from that place, his ears were sharp and he could hear the sound there clearly. He heard the female Taoist priest making thousands of sounds with one mouthful inside. Then he reached the Hall of Yama and asked the King of Yama again and again. The King of Yama finally came. After arriving here, he cursed at the kneeling people, frightening the people present, and then let go, claiming that they could wash away their sins.

This sound is vivid and realistic. Just listening to this sound is like being there.

"well"

Su Yang sighed and said to Yan Ruyu: "You said she has this ability, why do you want to cheat?"

Oral skills are also rare folk skills. A woman has this ability. If someone can manage it, she will perform oral skills in a secret place. She is so righteous and has a lot of money to make.

Of course, if you come in a regular way, you will never be as fast as cheating.

Yan Ruyu lowered her head gently and said, "I'm afraid it's because of love."

In addition to being a man and a woman, Yan Ruyu couldn't think of anything else when Zhang Shan was able to collude with this woman. Zhang Shan is a good-looking person and can speak his mouth, and it is extremely easy to capture a woman's heart.

"King of Hell, I don't want to care about these things, but there are noble people here, and it is our duty to meet Eddji. I beg Yan Luo to be able to open up the Internet and let them go for my sake."

The female Taoist priest said in her original voice, and then her voice changed and became Yama again, saying, "Oh, it turns out that he was devoted to becoming Zhang Shan. It's pitiful, pitiful, if you forgive them this time, but this disaster was also solved by Zhang Shan. Zhang Shan helped you through this disaster, and you should each take out a hundred gold coins to let Zhang Shan practice calmly and return to his previous life as soon as possible."

The people present had been frightened and completely lost their ability to judge. Now that the "King of Hell" spoke out for them once, what other bicycles do they want?

"We should obey the commands of Yama."

The scholars knelt on the ground and said.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Zhang Shan suddenly cried in the crowd, knelt in front of him, kowtowed to the curtain one after another, and said, "I beg you to be able to transform me and allow me to transcend the world."

"Zhang Shan, you have a noble appearance in your life, but now it is just a temporary setback."

The female Taoist priest sighed in the curtain: "If you leave with me, your wealth, fame and fortune will have nothing to do with you."

"Boy would rather give up everything!"

Zhang Shan knelt down and said.

oh

Su Yang watched the performance of the two and understood that this was Zhang Shan's trick, which was to harvest his teachers and classmates, and then leave with money. Now that Zhang Shan's family has been bet on bankruptcy by him, there is nothing that he cannot give up.

“That’s good.”

The female Taoist priest said in it: "I see you have immortal bones, if you have made them with me."

"fart!"

Su Yang had already quietly walked up to the front. At this time, when he heard the female Taoist priest praise Zhang Shan for having fairy bones, he immediately shouted, pointed at Zhang Shan, and said, "Do you think he has fairy bones? Are you really good at seeing the figures or fake ones? When this person saw it, he was obviously a body of bad bones!"

This sentence snatched the female Taoist priest's words, causing the scholars around to pause. They looked up at Su Yang one by one. They saw Su Yang wearing a black long gown, holding a folding fan in his hand, and wiping a black forehead on his head, splitting his hair apart, and just tying it casually. At this time, he walked here and argued with the female Taoist priest in the curtain.

When Zhang Shan saw this scene, he secretly complained. His classmates and teachers were kneeling here because he first cooperated with the acting, and finally knelt down and listened to the sound inside. He was confident about Yan Luo inside. The person who suddenly jumped out did not know the foreplay, and he might have ruined his major event.

"How can you say he is a slut?"

The female Taoist priest was unhappy and heard another person coming from outside, which made the female Taoist priest secretly call him a mistake, but her words despise her sweetheart, which also made her unhappy.

"hehe."

Su Yang opened the folding fan and slapped it twice. The air in the mountains was quite cold. Fansing these two times was just a habit, otherwise it would be a disadvantage.

"As the saying goes, thawing is chaff, and its marrow is still there. This refers to a person's spirit, and the so-called mountain and chakra will not collapse, but only stones will be the town. This refers to a person's skeleton. From this skeleton and spirit, one's nature can be seen."

Su Yang walked to Zhang Shan, lit Zhang Shan's forehead with a folding fan, and said, "Look at his bones, the heavenly court is dissatisfied, because he is poor. Even if he has a wealth of wealth, he will eventually be squandered and vain. Look at his eyebrows, this person's eyebrows are ordinary, which shows that he has no attainments in his studies."

The destiny of a person depends on how the individual is constituting it. The underworld is just a record of the good and evil of this person, pushing the good and dragging the evil. But what step a person can go depends on the individual after all.

Guanyin Bodhisattva told Su Yang that although there are days, don’t forget that things are done by humans.

Su Yang had no ability to look at each other, but after comparing Zhang Shan's bones with his personal affairs, he calmed everyone present.

Many scholars and teachers said in their hearts that another meeting came.

The female Taoist priest and Zhang Shanze secretly complained in their hearts, saying that this was a mess.

"Let's look at his spirit again. This spirit is revealed by his eyes, and there is also a distinction between clearness and turbidity. This clarification is a righteous person, and your eyes are timid and flickering. It can be seen that you, a person like you, have a very erotic tongue, and what you say is false, but this lie is meticulous and rigorous, keeping people in the dark."

Su Yang smiled and said, "You need to be careful when you can deceive your father to death."

When I said this, I was hitting the female Taoist priest inside.

Dear scholars, look at me, and I look at you, and I can't help but distance myself from Zhang Shan.

"Shut up!"

The female Taoist priest shouted coldly inside.

"This is an academic discussion. You say he is expensive, I say he is cheap. Now I have already said how cheap he is. You should tell me how expensive he is. In this way, we can make progress together. How can you shut up like you? If I don't shut up, what can you do to me?"

Su Yang looked at the curtain and smiled and said, "Can you seal my mouth?"

The scholars looked at the female Taoist priest and thought to themselves: This immortal can really seal your mouth. They remembered the way that the female Taoist waved her hand and closed her mouth.

"Yan Luo is here, shut up!"

The female Taoist priest naturally could not reach out and let Su Yang shut up. He simply switched to the voice of "Yan Luo" and shouted sternly at Su Yang, wanting to intimidate Su Yang.

"No, right."

When Su Yang heard this sound, he waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Your voice is wrong. The voice of man is like the qi of heaven and earth. It is light and clear, floating up, heavy and turbid. It starts in the dantian, originates from the throat, turns to the tongue, distinguishes it from the teeth, and comes from the lips. It is actually matched with the five sounds. Since Yan Luo is the emperor of the underworld, he must be whistling sounds when speaking, and it is not like you speak like a broken gong, right?"

Su Yang shook his head repeatedly and said, "This is not the sound of the King of Hell, it's not in line with each other."

this

Su Yang was shocked by the way he spoke with a close voice. In the eyes of these scholars, it was true that there was Yama in it, but this person actually dared to question the authenticity of Yama.

"You, a bastard!"

The female Taoist priest shouted inside: "I will destroy your longevity!"

"OK!"

Su Yang smiled and said, "Then you tell me first, what's my name?"

""

The female Taoist priest was speechless inside. She was able to accurately call out the scholar's name because Zhang Shan told her early. She looked at the direction where the scholars stood and shouted one by one, but the person suddenly jumped out. How could she have the ability to see through her real name?

"Wei Sanqiao!"

Su Yang opened his mouth and drank the real name of the female Taoist priest. He pointed his hand and a whirlwind blew up the surrounding curtains to the sky. The scholars around him looked inside and saw only a female crown inside, and there was no trace of Yama.

"Using clergy to deceive people is a serious crime!"

Su Yang shouted.

The female Taoist priest Wei Sanqiao was limp and spread her legs to take a step, but she naturally knelt in front of Su Yang.

"Ha, everyone is not innocent."

Looking at the many scholars and teachers kneeling on the ground, looking at Wei Sanqiao kneeling on the ground, Su Yang shook his head, turned around and left, sighing: "Everyone in the world knows that reading is good, but I am afraid that I can't read. Everyone is looking forward to the ministers and ministers. How many people can run to the golden stairs? When the man is not handsome, he is not handsome, and he covers the front and back with a long coat. He says that everything is worse than others, and it is not enough to be greedy for peace and pleasure."

Su Yang and Yan Ruyu walked on the Baiyan Mountain. Many scholars and scholars saw that the smoke and clouds were rising in front of them. The two had disappeared. They were all weak and weak, kneeling on the ground, their legs and feet were sore and numb. At this time, they wanted to get up, but they couldn't stand up.

Suddenly, a team of servants came to Baiyan Mountain. As soon as they arrived here, they arrested all the scholars, gentlemen, and female Taoist priests who were kneeling down. During this service, the Qi County Magistrate of the county came here with sweat on his head. When he caught the teacher Liu Ruibo, he asked, "Where is the City God?"

"What City God?"

Liu Ruibo stared at the county magistrate in a daze.

"It's not the City God who trapped you here?"

The magistrate of Qi County let go of Liu Ruibo's clothes, looked around, and said, "I took a nap in the county before. The City God walked into the county and told me about the matter here. Liu Ruibo, the case you did on August 13th has been posted. You can come with me one by one!"

It turns out that's the City God
Chapter completed!
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