Liu Jiyang’s social death!

No matter where I go now, I will be asked: "Secretary Chicken, did you touch your thigh today?"

The direct result was that Liu Jiyang returned to the base and left Yang Shenran. Yang Shenran knew that he was in the wrong and was not embarrassed to fight back.

When Liu Jiyang was angry and was alone in a daze, Yang Shenran came over.

"actually......"

"Shut up!" Liu Jiyang's face was full of despair: "I feel that my right to choose a spouse in the next few years will be lost. I didn't go to the KTV, oh, I did, but I didn't touch anyone's thigh! Oh,

It seems that she did touch her. But she really didn’t say that! What an injustice!”

It was really not Yang Shenran's intention to cause such a result. Seeing Liu Jiyang like this, Yang Shenran could only say: "Well, otherwise... I invite you to the KTV?"

"Go away!" Liu Jiyang was still sad.

Yang Shenran thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, I will give you a copy of all the movies on my computer."

Liu Jiyang suddenly cheered up: "Forget it, you still have to be strong as a human being. After all, there is still tomorrow!"

"Uh... ok!" Yang Shenran stood up and said, "Let's go for a walk, there's still tomorrow! In this world, nothing can be said for sure."

Liu Jiyang rolled his eyes: "Guapi! Just talk nonsense!"

Yang Shenran said: "Back then, after my family ended their poor upbringing of me, my father specially put the keys of a luxury car in front of me and said something serious to me."

Liu Jiyang's eyes lit up: "What?"

Yang Shenran: "He said, son, you have to think carefully. If you take the key to this luxury car and get the money from me, then you are destined to miss pure and sincere love in this life! But...

..You see, it turned out that what he said was wrong. Even if I took the key, it would not affect my future search for a girlfriend."

"No, the way you rich people show off their wealth is so low-key and luxurious?" Liu Jiyang was helpless: "You have money? But you have lost your true love. Bah! You are so irritating!"

Huang Junjun came out at this time? He looked at the two people: "You are here. Hey, chicken secretary? Have you touched it today?"

"Fuck your sister!" Liu Jiyang was so angry.

Huang Junjun had just taken two steps when he suddenly saw a fifty-cent coin on the ground. He quickly stepped on it and then pretended to tie his shoelaces and picked it up, being very careful the whole time.

Do you have to be careful? If the leader and the other three heavenly kings knew that they had picked up fifty cents, they would definitely be forced to treat everyone to hot pot! These beasts can do such a thing!

"Um..." Huang Junjun calmly picked up the fifty cents, feeling that he had earned a hot pot meal, and said happily: "Okay, you can do it. Are you still going to KTV? When the leader and I were in college

? They all go to Internet cafes.”

Yang Shenran nodded: "Yes, yes! One time Gouzi and I were playing black, and suddenly the girl opposite gave the little yellow dog a bottle of Coke. At that time, the little yellow dog thought that his spring was coming, but there was a paper on the Coke.

It has a sentence written on it: Why don't you drink some water? I've been listening to you all night long? It's so noisy!"

Liu Jiyang laughed loudly: "Fuck, hahaha! Hahaha! Absolutely! My mood suddenly got better! I immediately felt mentally balanced!"

Huang Junjun was helpless: "Good guy? Master Dog, are you using me to find balance for him? Yes, it does happen. But was I so noisy at that time? It was because I spent the whole night criticizing the leader. You don't know, that night

Ranking tonight? How much does he stretch his hips!"

Yang Shenran: "No? You tricked me, right? Then don't blame me for settling old scores? Last time in the team group, you were the one who anonymously trolled me!"

Huang Junjun was unhappy: "There are seven people in the group, five of us, and two saints. Why do you think it's me!"

Yang Shenran: "Nonsense! You think anonymity is good! You sprayed me more than thirty times, but it turned out that you were the Dragon King in the group chat that day, not who you are!"

"Damn it, it's exposed!" Huang Junjun smiled awkwardly: "That's not because you are too good at fighting!"

"Fart! I played like that, can you blame me? The opponents the system matched me with are too outrageous!" Yang Shenran said: "I don't take the blame for this, it should be blamed on the matching mechanism of League of Legends. I specifically checked, the matching mechanism of League of Legends

The mechanism is called elo value matching, which determines this value based on the winning rate of the qualifying match, the number of wins, etc. During the matching, the system will automatically balance the elo values ​​of both sides."

Huang Junjun: "Isn't this fair?"

"Wrong!" Yang Shenran said: "You are a master, and your ELP value is high, so the values ​​​​of the teammates you match with are low! This balances the values ​​​​of the entire team. This is why after a winning streak, you will encounter cheaters

The reason. So the two of us met a powerful person in a match, and then beat me to pieces, all because with you, the opponent I met was too strong! Can you blame me?"

Huang Junjun was shocked: "Could it be that... all this is because I am too strong? Although it is an accusation, why do I feel a little happy? Hehehe, it turns out that I am too strong!"

Liu Jiyang rolled his eyes: "Can you stand firmer? Last time Sister Qianqian took the exam, he plagiarized and got the first place!"

Yang Shenran was speechless: "Have you ever seen someone who plagiarized and got the first place? The basic knowledge test of League of Legends depends entirely on strength. I remember that you two are still the last and second from the bottom. You are not as good as Li Yu. Forget it, even

Even worse than my demented cousin."

Huang Junjun: "Your questions are too tricky. You actually asked me about the leg kicked out by the blind monk's ultimate move. How could I know? Are you confused?"

Yang Shenran waved his hand: "You know nothing! I used the elimination method. You two idiots, there are four answers to the multiple-choice questions. I did it myself and sorted out my answers. Then I took a peek at the two of you.

For the answer, eliminate the answers given by both of you. The remaining answer is the correct answer!"

Huang Junjun and Liu Jiyang: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Yang Shenran spread his hands: "Science! This world is about science!"

At this time, Yang Youji came back from outside and saw Liu Jiyang and waved quickly: "Secretary Chicken, have you touched it today?"

"Damn it, I was in a bad mood again!" Liu Jiyang went up and choked Yang Youji: "You have to tell me something embarrassing about yourself to make me happy, otherwise I won't let go. Leader

I told the little yellow dog."

"Ahem!" Yang Youji coughed twice and said, "Well, this is too embarrassing. But I also have something to do, not an embarrassing one. I have met a few big guys in the past two days. When do I plan to meet them?

Give it a try."

Yang Shenran asked: "Boss? The biggest boss you know, shouldn't it be me?"

"You, a person who has been raised poor for many years and has never seen the world, just shut up!" Yang Youji took his mobile phone and said: "I changed the name of my fan group to 'Lamborghini Fans Group'. In the past few days,

Several people joined the group and started discussing in it. I clicked on the space and found out that they really drive Lamborghinis!"

Huang Junjun took the phone, was stunned for a moment, and asked: "Where is your group? Is it this one? Sorry, you seem to have been kicked out of your own fan group. You are not the group leader!"

"There are thousands of people, but I still need to open a membership. I gave the group leader to someone else." Yang Youji was shocked: "Oh, he messaged me privately. He said... This is the fan group of the Sheep Protector.

It’s a place where fans want to stay, so the Sheep Protector himself doesn’t need to attend, just let me know if anything happens. Damn it! This beast!”

Liu Jiyang laughed loudly: "Suddenly my mood became wonderful!"

Yang Shenran and Huang Junjun also showed happy smiles.

Yang Youji said: "Forget it, you can appeal and come back. But my luck seems to be a bit bad! Cousin, give me something, I want to wear it for a while."

"I'm not a great immortal, why are you looking for me?" Yang Shenran couldn't laugh or cry.

Yang Youji: "No, don't you have a luxury car in your name? Your dad gave it to you. Don't think I don't know. Lend it to me to drive. I think driving a luxury car will improve my luck.

Especially the peach blossom luck!"

Yang Shenran wanted to get together, but he thought he hadn't driven one yet, so he nodded: "Let's go for a drive! Which of you has a driver's license? I don't have one yet."

Yang Youji: "Not even. How can I have time to take this exam? Doesn't Secretary Chicken know how to tractor?"

"Can tractors and cars be the same? Stop joking!" Liu Jiyang said: "It's a pity that Sister Qianqian is not here. Of course, even if she was here, she wouldn't mess around with us."

Huang Junjun: "Li Yuyou! I know this, he has a driver's license. He said before that he had been working as a substitute and had nothing to do, so he took the test."

Yang Shenran clapped his hands: "Perfect! The car is parked in the garage of my dad's company. I thought I would wait until I have a driver's license. Since the brothers are not outsiders, let's have fun together."

Yang Youji: "It can't be a cannon truck, right? Then it can only be used by two people?"

"No, a car can accommodate five people. Let's go and find Lao Yu first." Yang Shenran also had nothing to do, so he took his brothers and went directly to Li Yu first.

...

At this moment, Li Yu was visiting the art museum with his girlfriend.

Although Li Yu remained calm, he had already renewed his relationship with his ex-girlfriend. He lived a very happy life. Li Yu's girlfriend is named Zhang Xiaomo, and she is a somewhat silly girl.

Although Li Yu was fooling around with Yang Shenran and others in the club, he felt serious in front of his girlfriend. Now they can be regarded as lovers. Zhang Xiaomo studies art, so he often visits various exhibitions and so on. As long as Li Yu is not

If you want to compete, come with me.

"If I'm like this, it won't delay your training, right?" Zhang Xiaomo asked.

Li Yu shook his head: "No, I have a very good relationship with the leader."

"Leader? You still call it that internally. It's really hard to understand the friendship between you guys." Zhang Xiaomo smiled softly: "Next time you compete, I will come to support you. Although I don't know any of your teammates, but

We will also work hard together.”

Li Yu explained gently: "I don't mean to prevent you from getting to know me. The main reason is that this group of people is really unreliable. We have Su En En in our club, and you know that. When I came to the club before, he was a very good person.

You are a simple girl, I have always treated you like a younger sister. At the beginning, those beasts told dirty jokes, and you couldn’t understand them at all. But look at it, only half a year has passed, and it’s so dirty! Oh my god, I don’t want you to

If it becomes like that, these people are too beastly, and you are my white lotus."

"Bah! Bai Lianhua is a curser, but I am not." Zhang Xiaomo held Li Yu's arm and said softly: "I am your gypsophila."

Li Yu asked doubtfully: "What does the sky full of stars mean?"

"The flower language of Gypsophila is that you are willing to play a supporting role." Zhang Xiaomo looked at Li Yu with a smile: "That is to say, when you stand on the stage, you are the four heavenly kings that attract everyone's attention, and you are the Fish King Kong of the Sect of Victory. What about me?

, just be the unknown supporter behind you, willing to be your supporting role."

"You are not a supporting role, you are the protagonist of my life! More important than my four sons!" Li Yu looked at Zhang Xiaomo affectionately, and the two of them actually wanted to kiss at this moment.
To be continued...