[6] Explaining autism
"Okay, we see that the SL team's last support is the new hero Soul Purifier Holy Spear, Sena."
"But this is no longer important!" Commentator Dashan said: "Now everyone's focus should be on the support of the challenger. I don't think there is much to say about Yasuo, everyone knows it too well."
Kaixuan said: "This is a complete overhaul! But to be honest, I don't think there is any problem on the challenger's side. It's just that when facing a professional team, in fact, many things that use routines may not be easy to use. Because after all, it is a professional team.
It’s better to choose the influence you are good at.”
Dashan smiled and said: "That's true, but let's take a look at the replacement of this position. I think if Lee Sin is the support, Yasuo is the top laner, and Tetsuo is the jungler, it is actually possible. Or Ryze is the top laner.
It’s okay if Yasuo is in the mid lane and Tetsuo is the support player.”
Kaixuan said: "Slap in the face, we've locked it, it's Yasuo's support!"
"Then..." Dashan shrugged, indicating that he couldn't come back.
The barrage is also the crazy rhythm of all the masters.
"Orphan Yasuo, this game is definitely a killing game!"
"It's a pity that the troll team can't see the expressions. They are all anonymous and a bit curious."
"It was originally an entertainment bureau, but I didn't expect it to be really entertaining. Okay, I'll hang up and watch it for a while."
"Damn, don't leave those who are AFK in front of you. You are so shameless in ranked AFK. I just bother people like you. If it's the person opposite me, just pretend I didn't say anything!"
"Here we go, oh, the official thing is happening, and there is a prediction of the winner. Just because of this happy man, I must vote for... the professional team! Garbage Yasuo!"
"1, trash Yasuo, designers, please hurry up and delete the hero!"
At the same time, the people in the world who most want designers to delete Yasuo are actually several of Yang Shenran’s teammates.
The game started and everyone came out of the blood spring, but except for Yang Shenran who felt good about himself, the other teammates were helpless.
Top laner Fudan: "Okay, let me ask you, how is your Yasuo playing?"
Yang Shenran: "After all, people's evaluation standards are different, but as for me, I'm quite happy!"
"Fuck me..." The jungler Zaun player really endured his bad temper and said: "Okay, just don't give it away. Even if we lose, we have to have a beautiful posture. If
It’s so embarrassing to be abused!”
The bottom lane ADC squatted at home and could only say helplessly: "I regret it, I shouldn't have taken Lucian, I should have used Verus, Q thousands of miles away to replenish troops! Support, you... I cried, you
Woolen cloth?"
The mid laner was also helpless: "Just wait for me, Ryze. If I get up, it should be fine. Well, I think."
Seeing that no one trusted him, Yang Shenran quickly said: "Don't worry, I will never give it away!"
Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud voice coming from the Summoner's Canyon.
"First drop of blood!"
Several teammates wailed from the headphones: "Wow, wow! Not like this! I'm so mentally broken!"
Yang Shenran looked at his blackened screen, stunned, and said, "Huh? My screen seems to be broken."
The jungler Zaun gritted his teeth: "Do you think you are humorous?"
Yang Shenran replied: "I am only a little humorous, but mainly very romantic."
"Give me the coordinates, and I will fight you in a duel!"
Yang Shenran silently lowered the volume of his voice.
How should I put it...Alas!
"Brothers, don't blame me. I'm not at level 1 just to prevent the other party from going back to the wild, so I'm just going to set a trap!" Yang Shenran said: "But I didn't expect Pan Sen to learn the W skill at level 1! Well, it seems to be W, a modified version.
I haven’t played it since then. Anyway, I can control it. The support thief on the opposite side is so bad! He’s so bad that he doesn’t have ignition and is weak! I can’t even say anything about this kind of bad guy!”
All four teammates were stunned!
"Why am I confused? Why does your tone sound like you got the first blood from the other side? How can you come up with so many confident words?"
"I didn't save our wild monsters. I just paid the price of one head, that's all!"
Yang Shenran's righteousness made several of them start to doubt their lives. But now they don't care about criticizing Yang Shenran, because they have already started the laning development period and they have to concentrate on playing games.
Yang Shenran was resurrected again and walked alone down the route. When Yang Shenran's Yasuo reached the lane, the two people on the opposite side were already at level two, and his own Lucian was also at level two.
"Sacrifice yourself to complete everyone. You see, I am not online, and you have more experience than the opponent." Yang Shenran said: "You must be level 3 first."
The ADC in the bottom lane squatted at home and said helplessly: "Did you level up your Q at level one? Click W Wind Wall first at level two. The opponent is a bit aggressive. Senna's influence is a bit difficult to deal with, and Xayah will also have barbs, so be careful.
"
Yang Shenran carefully played a soldier, triggering the effect of the auxiliary equipment, and then said helplessly: "My auxiliary equipment has the Holy Artifact Shield. Alas, the version has been changed more and more, and it has greatly weakened me.
.The earliest ancient coins will automatically add money as long as they are within a certain range. I just make money under the tower every time without touching it."
Sitting at home, I couldn't help but ask: "What about your ADC?"
"He was fighting with the two people opposite him!" Yang Shenran said confidently: "But then the ancient coins were changed to require you to pick up the money yourself, which was uncomfortable. Now it's even worse, the ancient coins are gone, how can I still mess around!"
After squatting at home and holding it in for a long time, he said helplessly: "So...you made the right move by playing the Shield of Holy Objects?"
Yang Shenran asked: "Isn't it right?"
"Alas..." The family squatted helplessly: "You can use steel shoulder pads or ghost scythes. Don't you know that the holy shield now does not increase attack power, but increases magic power? Look at it.
On your attribute panel, a Yasuo has 5 points of magic power. Is it outrageous or not? You ask me whether it is outrageous or not!"
Yang Shenran was stunned. He actually didn't take a close look at the revised equipment. But it didn't matter. He was right! In his Yasuo data, he actually had 5 points of magic power. And
These 5 points of magic power are the effects of the Shield of Holy Objects.
【Sacred Shield】
30 HP, 5 spell power, 2 gold coins/10 seconds.
Unique Passive - Trophies: When there is a friendly hero nearby, basic attacks will execute minions that are below 50% of maximum health * 30% for ranged heroes) and provide kill gold coins for the friendly hero. (This effect every 45
Gain a layer of charge every second. Can have up to 3 layers of charge.)
Mission: Earning gold coins using this equipment will transform it, providing the only initiative - placing guards.
(Excessive minion kills will cause the minions to provide you with less and less gold reward.)
You can only hold 1 gold coin-earning or jungle-type equipment.
Yang Shenran: "..."
Of course, the most embarrassing thing now is that not only did they discover this while squatting at home, but the director of the live video also discovered this when switching data, and specially showed it.
The most painful thing is that it is actually the two commentators Dashan and Kaixuan. The two commentators said that it was too difficult! Even if it is a one-sided crushing game, the commentators still have to stand from a public perspective. No matter how talented the players are, they still have to force it.
They boast about "no loss", "no big problem", "win if you stay steady", "domestic light", etc. But in this current situation, how do you resolve the embarrassing topic?
Playing AP Yasuo? Damn you, you are such a bad old man. I think you are just here to add stain to our casting career!
Chapter completed!