Li Qing is not a monster, but he knows that the people he meets are two monsters.

People with eccentric personalities must be treated in eccentric ways.

Only weird people can come up with weird methods. Li Qing looked at them and thought of a weird method, but he didn't want to say it.

The way to say it is not a good way.

These two people can work together so well. They must be on the same page. They are not stupid. Even a fool knows that his wife cannot be given away to anyone else.

Li Qing's hand squeezed Xiaodie, and the smart little girl immediately understood what Li Qing meant. The moment the oil lamp was lit, Li Qing discovered that this girl was really good.

The light of the oil lamp illuminated the old faces of these two people. Li Qing felt a little regretful. It would be better for such people not to see their faces.

The face without flesh is just skin, and this skin is sallow and sallow.

Li Qing thought their faces were even uglier than Lonely's face.

At this moment, he wanted to see Loneliness, but this person refused to come out.

It is impossible for such a person to come out in this wilderness.

Li Qing came to Xiaodie, he raised his hand and hugged Xiaodie tenderly, and then said: "At least I am the happiest now."

The two sallow faces showed surprise. At such a moment, this person not only said that he was very happy, but also flirted on the spot. This person was not simple.

"Are you still very happy now?" Tiansha couldn't help but remain silent.

"At least now I know who my wife is, and of course I'm very happy," Li Qing said.

"Don't we know?" Tiansha's face trembled.

"Does your wife really know that you are the elder brother and he is the younger brother?" Li Qing sighed, he seemed to be very interested in this question.

"It's a pity that I'm not a good brother, I seem to be wrong," Tiansha suddenly said with a mournful look on his face at this moment, and said in a long voice.

"Are you wrong?" Disha turned around and asked.

"After living all my life, I actually forgot this," Tiansha said.

The man chopped his foot hard on the ground of the wooden house, turned around and ran out.

Disha's face began to turn green, his expression was like a green tortoise, and he disappeared without a trace in an instant, leaving only two people in the room.

His mother-in-law was an evil mother-in-law, and Li Qing didn't want to see the crow now. He knew that now was an opportunity, so he didn't let go of his arms around Xiaodie.

The figures of Li Qing and Xiaodie appeared in the moonlight on the outskirts.

So these two people appeared again in the streets of the city.

Li Qing felt hungry.

When people are hungry, everything smells the most fragrant, including a bowl of Yang Chun noodles from a street vendor stall. The smell of Yang Chun noodles is indeed very tempting.

Li Qing smelled the smell of scallion oil. The smell of scallion oil was very strong and the fragrance wafted naturally. Li Qing thought that he had not eaten pasta for a long time.

There were not many tables, only two. Li Qing sat on the table and watched the brave girl eating noodles. This girl must have never eaten such good noodles.

Maybe it was her first time to eat noodles. Xiaodie ate noodles as fast as she ran out of the cabin. Li Qing admitted this.

When the female shopkeeper of the stall brought the third bowl of noodles, Xiaodie looked at Li Qing and realized that it was now Li Qing's turn to eat this bowl of noodles.

After the girl's mouth has finished eating the noodles, it should take a rest. Unfortunately, the girl's mouth will never stop and will only become quiet when they fall asleep.

Now Xiaodie is not asleep, so Xiaodie asked: "It seems that you have a lot of thoughts?"

Li Qing smiled and said, "I always thought that girls have small appetites, but now I believe it."

"Do you think girls have small bellies?" Xiaodie blinked her eyes.

"I think their bellies are full of thoughts and they will definitely not be able to hold two bowls of Yangchun noodles," Li Qing said with a smile.

"Is it true that only girls can be thoughtful? If that's the case, the man must be heartless because he has a big belly," Xiaodie said with a smile.

Li Qing looked at Xiaodie. This sentence seemed to be right. If a man has a big appetite, is he really heartless? But Li Qing has seen many men with big thoughts and big appetites.

There seem to be quite a few such friends.

"Actually, women just like to pretend to be elegant. Their bellies are not small, but they like to eat when no one is around," Xiaodie said.

"Oh!" Li Qing said.

Li Qing suddenly thought of Ping'er. This girl also liked to eat when there were people around, and she was very good at eating. She was a good girl.

It's a pity that I haven't found the good girl yet.

"Actually, girls have the biggest belly," Xiaodie stared at Li Qing and said.

"This..." Li Qing smiled. He felt that a brave girl would dare to say anything.

"You are a bad man, you must have mistaken ideas," Xiaodie clapped her little hands.

Li Qing smiled awkwardly, he didn't understand what this girl meant.

"A girl's belly can not only hold her thoughts, it can also hold a big living person," Xiaodie said.

"You want to eat someone?" Li Qing was shocked.

Li Qing suddenly heard the bell-like laughter, and he felt that the bowl of Yangchun noodles was a little hot.

My face was so hot that I felt like sweating.

If there is a man in the world who knows that his thinking is wrong, it is a woman, and a woman can also change a man's mind.

They all have this hobby, and this hobby is not simple at all.

"Do you want to know who is in my belly?" Xiaodie asked again.

"I'm not the roundworm in your stomach, how could I know?" Li Qing wanted to make a joke.

"It would be better if you became a roundworm in my belly," Xiaodie sighed.

"Is this good?" Li Qing rubbed his nose with his hand.

"You can make a small roundworm first," Xiaodie held her chin with both hands.

"Why do you want to make a small roundworm first?" Li Qing thought her words were bizarre.

"If he turns into a small roundworm, I can eat Yangchun noodles every day and grow him into a big roundworm," Xiaodie said with a smile.

Li Qing knew that this idea was not good at all. He looked at the bowl of noodles in front of him and murmured: "I don't even want to be a little roundworm now."

"What's wrong with this?" Xiaodie continued.

"What's so good?" Li Qing said.

Xiaodie shook her head and said, "At least you know there is someone who is thinking about you all the time."

Li Qing sighed and said: "This is a bad idea of ​​yours. If Monk Hua hears what you say now, he will be pissed to death."

"Flower Monk?" Xiaodie said.

"There are the most people who care about him now. If we let him become a roundworm, he will definitely not agree," Li Qing said.

"It seems that he doesn't care about this. If he doesn't want to turn into a roundworm, he will definitely be eaten by a big roundworm," Xiaodie finished the sentence.

Her expression changed immediately. She looked at Li Qing's noodle bowl carefully. Li Qing had put down the chopsticks in his hand. There was really no way to eat this bowl of noodles.

If you want a woman to stop her mouth, you can only give her the best food. Unfortunately, apart from Yangchun noodles, Li Qing can't find anything to stop her mouth.

"I seem to have made a small mistake," Xiaodie said.

"Wrong?" Li Qing said.

"I should wait until you finish this bowl of noodles," Xiaodie said. Looking at Li Qing, she added: "You must want to stop my mouth now."

This girl is just a little roundworm, Li Qing thought so, she actually guessed what he was thinking.

"It's a pity that there is no good food now," Xiaodie said again.

She also knew this? Li Qing could only smile bitterly.

"There is another best way to stop a girl's mouth," Xiaodie added.

Li Qing knew that he was the best listener now. When he was a listener, he had to listen carefully. Li Qing heard the courageous girl say something that made him feel numb.

"A man can use his own mouth to block a girl's mouth. This method must be the best," Xiaodie said with a giggle.

At this time, Li Qing wanted to jump up from the stool he made. He was really afraid that this girl would have such thoughts. This was the most suitable sentence for a man to say at night.

But at this moment, the words came out of Xiaodie's mouth. What she said was not subtle at all. Every behavior of this courageous girl was a surprise.

People are always a little stupid, and now in Xiaodie's eyes, this handsome man is a little stupid.

"How are you sure they will let me go?" Xiaodie changed her topic. This man was a bit stupid, and he was so cute.

"They should think of their own wives," Li Qingyou said, letting go of his heart that almost jumped out of his throat.

This sentence is true. Every wandering man will think of his wife when he is bored at night, unless he really has no wife to think about.

"Miss your wife?" Xiaodie smiled "hehe". She seemed to understand the meaning of this sentence, but she didn't seem to understand it, but her little face still turned red.

"Maybe they want to go back and ask their wives now how to separate themselves from the similar ones?" Li Qing said with a smile.

"But they don't have wives!" Xiaodie's mouth was still not free. Li Qing now wanted to eat noodles again, which was really difficult to eat.
To be continued...