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Chapter 132: A Pair of Scorpions (Part 1)(1/2)

Scorpions are poisonous and they also like to use poison.

People don't like this guy, and this guy doesn't like people either.

If a person turns into a scorpion, this person is definitely not a scorpion.

Jin Scorpion looked Su Buer up and down, his mouth twitched a few times, but he didn't say a word.

"Scorpions are divided into male and female. You should be talking about 'male and female' scorpions. Why are they called 'gold and silver scorpions'? I'm very confused," Su Buyer broke the silence.

"Scorpions are good things, but their habits are not very good," said Golden Scorpion.

"What habit?" Su Buer asked.

"When they are close, female scorpions always like to eat male scorpions. This is a bad habit," said Golden Scorpion.

"Oh! This habit is just not good, so you don't want to be a male scorpion," Su Buer said.

"But I am a scorpion after all," said the golden scorpion.

"You don't need to be a scorpion, for example..." Su Buer said.

"Like what to do?" Jin Scorpion asked.

"A cricket, a praying mantis, or even a bee would be good," Su Buer said.

"Hey!" Jin Scorpion sighed at this moment.

"Isn't this good?" Su Buer asked.

"This is a good idea, but it's a pity that I don't dare to think about it," Jin Scorpion said.

"Is there anything that Golden Scorpion dare not think about?" Su Buer had a sinister smile on his face.

"Of course, because there is a silver scorpion beside the golden scorpion," said the golden scorpion.

"Silver Scorpion?" Su Buer shook his head.

"If a silver scorpion doesn't like anything, a gold scorpion will definitely not do it," said the gold scorpion.

The woman was still washing the bowl in the basin. This bowl was indeed a bit difficult to wash. Li Qing guessed that the female shopkeeper might be the Silver Scorpion.

Li Qing didn't expect that this person was actually a hidden master.

The hands washing the dishes finally stopped. The woman turned her head, clapped her hands and said, "Are you Su Tuozi Su Buer?"

"It's guaranteed to be replaced if it's fake," Su Bu'er said.

"Why such a name? I don't like it at all," Silver Scorpion said.

"If you had to give me a name, what would it be called?" Su Buer asked.

"You should be called Su Luotuo, you look like a camel in the desert," Silver Scorpion smiled.

The street suddenly became deathly quiet, and people's breathing stopped almost instantly. Everyone here has seen camels in the desert, and they also know that camels have two humps.

A camel's hump is made of flesh, and Su Tuozi's hump is a natural defect. This is a physiological defect. In this joke, you can call the person by name, but you cannot insult him.

Su Fuji's face had turned purple, and under the illumination of the hawker stall's lanterns, it no longer looked like a human face.

"My name is the best, I like this name," the words came out one by one from between the teeth.

"Is this a good name?" Silver Scorpion stroked her hair with his hand. There was a big silver hairpin in her hair.

"Because I always speak my mind when doing things, I am called Su Buer." Su Buer raised the gong in his hand. The gong was very big and the golden color was very dazzling.

The autumn wind in the middle of the night is very strong, but very light.

He didn't know whether the autumn wind was deliberately disturbing the dark night, or whether people in the dark night didn't like the autumn wind. Li Qing thought that his heart had just calmed down a little.

A gust of wind has been blown up from the clothes of the person in front of me. This is the sound of wind caused by speed.

A small hand tightly grasped Li Qing's hand. This hand had no warmth now and was very cold. If his heart was still hot at this time, it would really be a ghost.

The move he uses is not only terrifying, but also a fatal move. The person who uses the move knows it very well.

When there is no choice between life and death, survival is an instinct. Only by killing the opponent with the fastest move can you have a chance of survival.

The moves are murderous moves, the hands are murderous hands, and the moment the clothes flutter, the man's free hand turns into a fist.

The gong has been opened. The gong is now like a boomerang. The gong is surrounded by triangular sharp blades and starts to fly in the air.

The gong flew towards the silver scorpion, but the man pounced on the standing golden scorpion.

The sound of the wind split into two directions in an instant. This person's skills were fast, and he was a formidable opponent.

Li Qing looked at this surprising moment and wondered how confident he would be if he were to take action against this person. He was not feeling low now.

The gong that flew out was movable, and the person being attacked was also movable. The person with the silver scorpion bowed her waist, and her waist seemed to be a wind top.

The man's two feet did not move, but the man's waist turned very fast. The moment the gong spun on the man's head, a large silver hairpin appeared in Silver Scorpion's hand.

When Su Buer flew out, what Li Qing saw was a big lump of flesh. This person's whole body had been huddled together, making it almost airtight.

However, Jin Scorpion uttered the word "Humph", and the pipe was already in his hand. The black handle of the pipe began to dance, and he floated up. The pipe in his hand hit the flesh bumps it flew to.

If it were a normal person, huddled together, you could see his head clearly. At this moment, this person had a hunchback, and the peak of his back was bigger than his head. A dull sound of "dang" broke the night.

This is the sound of hitting iron, and this man's hump seems to be made of iron.

The shadow of Su Buer's man flashed and slid past Jin Scorpion. His fist had already been punched out, as if it had hit the person, and Golden Scorpion's man flew out.

The hairpin of the Silver Scorpion is made of silver. This hairpin is very long. It is now under the gong. The gong is still turning. In the eyes of people, this is like performing acrobatics.

The acrobatic plate would not fly out, but the silver scorpion was not an acrobatic, so the gong held by the hairpin flew out.

Li Qing saw the gong flying out. The gong was heading towards him. There was Xiaodie beside Li Qing. He would not give up on this living person.

Li Qing's feet immediately slipped back. He was now holding a girl in his hand. The girl was a problem. Li Qing's choice was considered the fastest, but the speed of the gong flying out was still not slow.

The moment the scabbard blocked it, Li Qing took three steps back. The gong was so powerful that Li Qing felt his jaws tremble.

The rotating gong changed direction and landed on the table, piercing deeply into the wooden table top and making a trembling sound of 'buzzing'.

Su Buer's figure fell back during a somersault. His eyes were now looking at Li Qing, as if he was seeing a monster.

"You are not an ordinary person, but I didn't notice it," Su Buer said.

"I just like someone who comes to eat noodles. I didn't expect you to fight here," Li Qing said calmly.

"I just thought you were a young couple who eloped. I didn't expect you to be a hard-working couple," Su Buer said.

This hoarse voice made Li Qing feel particularly uncomfortable. If it hadn't been for the flying gong, Li Qing would not have wanted to interfere with their affairs.

"Who are you? You are young, but your skills are not weak," Su Buer said.

Before Li Qing could answer, a shadow appeared again, and his words interrupted the conversation.

"His woman is not simple, how can he be a simple man?" The golden scorpion flew back again, and he was coughing as he spoke.

Upon hearing this, Su Buer moved his eyes to look at Li Qing.

"You're actually still alive?" Su Buer looked at Jin Scorpion and asked.

"My old bones seem to be very hard, and the old King of Hell doesn't need them now," Jin Scorpion said.

Golden Scorpion looked at the person in front of him with surprise in his eyes. Now it seemed that every part of this person's body was full of danger.

The most dangerous thing about this man was probably the hunchback on his back. Li Qing was also surprised that this man's hunchback should be made of sarcoma, but it could actually withstand a blow.

The power of the Golden Scorpion's pipe should be very strong, and hitting it would be like hitting iron.

"You still want to loosen your old bones?" Jin Buer asked.

"The old bones have not been loosened for many years, and now they are worse than a young man," Jin Scorpion said.

"It seems that I have to chop off the scorpion's tail today," Jin Buer said.

"She doesn't look good, but her words are quite big." Silver Scorpion came to Golden Scorpion. The hairpin in the woman's hand had already returned to her bun.

She now held a strange weapon in her hand, which looked like a soft whip, but with barbs hanging on it, and the tip of the whip shone with cold light.

This is the tail of a scorpion, and this is also the weapon of the scorpions. The weapons are in the hands of a pair of scorpions, and the people's faces are full of sneers.

There was no gong in Su Bu's hands. The back he was carrying suddenly bowed, and a gong appeared in his hand again. This gong was jet black.

The hands shook, and now they became a pair again, one on each hand.

This man seemed to be performing a magic trick. He was hunched over and holding a pair of gongs, which reminded people of the gong player on the stage. The sound of these gongs must have been very loud.

The Mid-Autumn night is a bit cold.

"You, a female scorpion, should stay at home," Su Buer said gloomily.

"Scorpions like dark places and don't like dry and tasteless homes," Silver Scorpion said in a demonic voice.

"I do know a place suitable for you, Scorpion," Su Buer said.

"Your place must be a good place," Silver Scorpion said.

"The most suitable place for scorpions to live," Su Buer said.

"Oh!" Golden Scorpion blinked.

Li Qing looked at these three strange people quietly. He was unwilling to take action. Such people must be people with extraordinary skills. Their grudges seemed to be very deep.
To be continued...
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