Chapter 68: The Unfunny Head (3)
"Fine wine in the world can only be paired with heroes, and Young Master Li is the most dashing hero in the world," Li Qing heard the first compliment.
Li Qing closed his eyes, and a figure immediately appeared in his mind. He was a dashing person, and his story was a dream pursued by a young girl.
This person's surname is also Li, his name is Li Xunhuan. He has a dream that makes him intoxicated. His dream always floats in an illusory world.
"I am Li Qing, 'Qing' means 'Qing' from 'liquidation', and the hero you are talking about should be Li Tanhua," Li Qingyan said with his eyes closed.
"The empty branches of the sweet-scented osmanthus have left their fragrance, and the fine wine is hidden in the cellar. The former flower hunter has passed away," Li Qing heard a slight sigh.
"Heroes who conquer the world also have their own moments of regret. Li Tanhua is gone, and all he has left is a dream, a legend in a dream." The voice continued.
"I don't want to become a legend now!" Li Qing opened his eyes and immediately sat up. He picked up the wine jar on the blanket and took a big sip.
"Good drinker!" Li Qing heard the second compliment. The speaker was a girl in a red dress. She sat on the big blanket. She looked at Li Qing, "There are thorns on this blanket?"
Li Qing immediately reached the blanket, his figure just drifting. He felt very happy at the moment, as happy as a bird returning home.
Li Qing saw a group of birds returning home. They must have finished catching bugs and were flying home with satisfaction. They landed in the woods.
Li Qing lay on the big blanket. He looked around again. Many girls immediately surrounded him. They looked at him with the gentlest smiles.
"I must be a monster now?" Li Qing asked the girl sitting there.
"Heroes are young. Since ancient times, beautiful girls have liked to watch handsome heroes."
"Oh! I understand this!"
"Young Master Li is now a great hero in their hearts."
"Am I a big hero?"
"You have the fastest sword in the world and the youngest heart. You are a hero."
"How do you know I have the fastest sword in the world?"
"Because I happen to have a brother who is in the martial arts world. He always tells me stories about the martial arts world. The most popular person in the stories he tells is you." The girl in the red dress covered her smiling face with her sleeves.
Mouth.
"Now I have become a story, and this story must be very good," said Li Qingdao.
The girl did not answer. She picked up a bunch of grapes with her hand. The grapes were very clean, without a drop of water dripping down. Li Qing looked at the beautiful bunch of grapes.
"You want to hear this story now?"
"think!"
"But I don't have a mouth to speak. My mouth wants to eat grapes now."
Li Qing heard a strange reason. This reason was given by a beautiful girl, and it seemed to be the same as Ping'er in the past.
Li Qing thought of the angry fish and the big roasted cock that died of anger. The girl in front of him seemed to have a very similar personality to the departed Ping'er.
"It's a pity that my mouth is used for drinking." Li Qing took a sip, and the smell of 'osmanthus wine' began to spread everywhere.
The sensible Ah Chen smelled the smell of 'osmanthus wine', and he knew who was the real nympho now. When a nympho meets a girl, he will definitely forget the other girl.
The sensible Ah Chen lay on the lawn, and he began to think about the girl in his heart. When this girl saw him, her steps seemed to be flying, and her laughter was like a string of bells that kept ringing.
.
Ah Chen had already heard this laughter, but it felt a little numb. It was the sound of a nymphomaniac.
"You can first hold the grapes in your hand and speak with your mouth."
"No, now I'm afraid someone is thinking about my mouth. I have to eat the grapes in my hands quickly."
"Who cares about your mouth?"
"A person who knows how to drink will definitely miss my mouth when he is drunk."
"I am just a drinker, but I miss your hands."
Ah Chen heard a girl's laughter. No one was paying attention to this girl's mouth, but someone was already paying attention to this girl's hands. This was the laughter of a girl holding hands.
This girl can't fly. If she could fly, she would definitely look like the person she misses. The sensible Ah Chen began to think this way.
But now he saw a girl, a girl who could fly. This girl had flown out from the crowd of girls, and she landed next to the sensible Ah Chen.
The girl who flew out was wearing a red dress, and she was breathing heavily. The sensible Ah Chen thought in her heart that the nympho must be thinking about this girl's mouth.
He saw this girl. When she was panting, her face began to turn red, her expression was very depressed, and she did not look at Ah Chen lying on the lawn.
"Your hands are very gentle, but it's a pity that they are not the hands of a girl in the boudoir," a voice came from among the girls, and the sensible Ah Chen knew that it was Li Qing's voice.
He is not a nymphomaniac. The sensible Ah Chen immediately understood that the young master is a smart young master, and only he understands his thoughts.
"I know that not only do you have a lustful heart, but you also hide color gallbladders," the girl seemed a little unhappy, her tone no longer gentle, but began to become cold.
"Where there are many girls, there must be trouble. I'm already in trouble, so why bother looking for another one?" Li Qing's voice came out again, and his figure was already floating with the sound.
"Let's go!" The girl in the red dress left a word, and her figure had already left. At this moment, the sensible Ah Chen saw Li Qing stepping with one foot in the air.
A person immediately appeared in front of the girl in the red dress. The girl immediately stopped her running steps and said, "What do you want to do?"
"Keep your mouth open!" Li Qing landed in front of the girl, and she listened to Li Qing's words in surprise.
"You want to eat my mouth?" The girl was surprised and suddenly changed her tone, her voice returned to gentleness again.
Her figure rushed into Li Qing's arms, she pouted, and this time she saw Li Qing retreating.
The sensible Ah Chen saw his dazed young master at this moment. His figure floated back to the original place, and everything returned to calm.
The girls beside the woods disappeared completely, leaving only the big blanket on the ground and the jar of wine left by Li Qing.
"Ah Chen, don't you want to eat grapes now?" Li Qing sat on the big blanket again, his tone was a little embarrassed, and he rubbed his nose with his hand.
"Eating grapes is troublesome," the sensible Ah Chen said. There was a hint of smile in his tone, but the sensible Ah Chen did not laugh, he was suppressing his laughter.
"Grapes are trouble, but people who eat grapes are even more trouble," Li Qing said.
"Young Master, do you really want to eat that girl's mouth?" Ah Chen said. The sensible Ah Chen asked something that he was very curious about. He wanted to know the answer, is the girl's mouth delicious? Li Qing did not answer, he took
He drank the wine on the blanket and looked at the woods. Ning'er's figure still did not appear, and there was silence in the woods.
The sensible Ah Chen thought of the man who ate his arm. It was human flesh. Just like a girl's mouth, human flesh must not taste good. Now he knew that the man who ate his arm was dead, and his name was Broken Arm.
"Do you want to taste her mouth?" Li Qing said. Li Qing took a sip of wine and looked at the sedan chair. He didn't hear Ah Chen's answer.
Now a sedan came next to the quiet woods. The sedan was carried by two men with thick eyebrows. They came to the woods with the fastest steps, their steps were sonorous and powerful.
Behind the sedan, there was a man who looked like a butler. He seemed very tired. He had a goatee and he was trotting along with the sedan.
He saw Li Qing sitting on the big blanket. He stopped and the sedan stopped on the path next to the woods. The housekeeper held his waist with his hands. He was a little out of breath.
The panting old housekeeper looked at Li Qing and Ah Chen and scolded: "Boys, have you seen my lady?"
The old housekeeper didn't hear the answer. He only saw a boy drinking and a boy standing watching. The man standing watching was very serious. He didn't seem to have drank.
"They seem to be a pair of deaf people?" the bearer in front of the sedan said, his voice was very loud. Men with loud voices have hot tempers.
The loud man quickly came to the big blanket and said in his loud voice: "Our housekeeper is asking questions, are you deaf?"
The man who finished speaking immediately heard a sentence. He felt that he had become deaf. His ears were ringing. There was a loud voice echoing in his ears, "I am not deaf!"
The man saw that there was no one on the big blanket. There was a person standing next to him. This person's mouth was facing his big ear.
The sensible Ah Chen saw a person at this moment. This person covered his ears with his hands and began to scream wildly. Blood oozed from the gaps between his fingers. This was the bearer running over.
The bearer covered his ears with his hands, glanced at Li Qing, and rushed into the woods in front of him like a madman. He must have thought he saw a ghost in his eyes.
His eardrums had been shattered, and now the bearer knew that he had become deaf, and his head was exploding, the pain of scorning an opponent.
"You, you hurt him?" the old housekeeper said. He hid beside the sedan in fear, and said to the people in the sedan in a trembling voice: "Madam, the bearer..."
"You shouldn't be so rude," a deep female voice came from the sedan. The voice was old but very powerful.
"Yes, when you speak, at least use 'Excuse me'!" Li Qing said.
"Please, sir, can you please look at me, my lady?" the old housekeeper asked in a trembling voice. He seemed to be very scared, and he was scared to death.
"Your young lady should be wearing a red dress. She just ran out of here!" Li Qing said. Li Qing put down the wine jar in his hand.
"You seem to have bullied her. My daughter should be very obedient," the woman in the sedan said. A soft sigh came from the sedan.
"How do you know she is her daughter?" The sensible Ah Chen lost his mind. He was surprised at the young master's IQ. The young master could guess it!
"Your girl is very obedient, but it's a pity that she has a bad mouth!" Li Qing said.
"What's wrong?" the woman asked.
Chapter completed!