012 Absolutely mentally ill
"Come back so soon?"
"I misremembered my shift schedule!"
"You little kid..."
While talking to the captain on duty at the community gate, Zhao Jiuzhou hurried in. The captain didn't notice what he brought with him when he went out, but even if he noticed that there was a box missing from his hand, he didn't bother to ask.
If someone really commits a crime in this society, Baihutang will be responsible.
Everyone should perform their duties, and just do their job well. The right way is to avoid causing trouble to yourself.
Walking back to the community and entering the confines of "home", Zhao Jiuzhou's mood relaxed.
On the way back just now, he was actually very excited.
Two hundred thousand!
Do you know how much money this is?
If he could live to the age of forty-five, he could rely on this money to spend the rest of his life half dawdling and half lazy, because the price of goods in the Silver Award Alliance has always been very stable.
The inflation rate has been below 0.5% for a long time. When the people at the bottom were born, a bowl of plain noodles cost two yuan. By the time they died, it would only have risen to three and a half yuan at most.
From birth to death, the living environment rarely changes much.
At most, she is just a cashier girl in a convenience store, and gradually turns into a cashier aunt.
"roll."
"Don't be like this, I'm actually very rich."
"roll."
Once again, Zhao Jiuzhou was scolded by the cashier girl and reluctantly left the convenience store with a bag of food.
I ate too much last night and without even realizing it, I ate three days' worth of food.
We can only replenish some supplies just in case, otherwise it will be quite troublesome if the city is temporarily closed.
You can't go out at home, and the community will only send you a few supplies.
If you don't have enough to eat, the already boring and boring days of lockdown will become even more uncomfortable.
I was thinking about eating and drinking, and at the same time I didn't forget to think about the cashier girl. From a vision point of view, Liu Yifei is still the best choice in life, but from a realistic point of view, the cashier girl seems to be a very good life blueprint.
component.
Zhao Jiuzhou admired the swans, stared at the wild ducks, kept his feet on the ground and looked up at the stars. In fact, he was already at a very high level as a human being. He walked home and threw the bag on the sofa. He immediately took out his mobile phone and called up his savings balance.
"hahahahahahahaha!"
Seeing more than 352,000 yuan on the screen, Zhao Jiuzhou rolled on the floor.
After rolling around for several times, I got up, turned on the video screen, and brought up Liu Yifei's movie. I watched her twerk and shake for forty minutes. At the same time, I ate up the big bag of food I just bought. I was satisfied.
I went to the bathroom to wash up and fell asleep.
This time, Zhao Jiuzhou slept soundly.
I fell asleep from around ten in the morning until early four in the afternoon, when I was woken up by the ringing of my cell phone. Then I got up and picked it up, full of energy, and heard Wei Mianzi's anxious voice: "Why aren't you here yet?"
"Ah? Why are you here?" Zhao Jiuzhou looked at the time. Although he was a little surprised that he actually slept until after four o'clock, after all, it was not yet the evening work time, so he blamed Wei Mianzi for waking him up and frowned, "You
Are you sick? What time is it?"
"What the hell are you... going through the formalities for?"
On the other end of the phone, Wei Mianzi was even angrier, jumping to his feet and shouting, "I'm in the Military Merit Registration Department! Come here quickly!"
"Oh...!" Zhao Jiuzhou finally remembered.
I made a great contribution last night...
No! It’s two!
This guy is getting worse day by day, money is simply eroding his IQ!
Taking the two hundred thousand, I almost forgot about the more important iron rice bowl!
"Come right away!" He quickly hung up the phone and jumped up.
Then he hurriedly washed up, felt very hungry again, took a bag of bread and a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, and hurriedly ran out of the house. After coming out of the community, he did not go towards the community gate, but went to the deeper part of the community.
Another direction.
Fortunately, most of the offices of the Heihuling Branch Headquarters are located in their community, including the high-status Military Merit Registration Department. Therefore, one of Zhao Jiuzhou's life dreams is to enter Heihuling
If he works at the sub-ruler headquarters, he can save half an hour of commuting time to work every day.
——But in fact, saving time is not the purpose. The real purpose is simply to be lazy.
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, the streets in the community were crowded with people.
The sun is good today, and you can still get a little bit of sunset at this moment.
Zhao Jiuzhou was eating, drinking, basking in the sun and jogging. In about 20 minutes, he reached the downstairs of the Military Merit Registration Department of Heishan General Helm and Heihuling Branch. Wei Mianzi stood weakly like an older virgin.
He didn't dare to go in at the door. Zhao Jiuzhou threw the garbage into the trash can and strode over. The villain first complained: "Go in! The people inside are almost ready for dinner!"
"What the fuck! I'm not just waiting for you!" Wei Mianzi glared at Zhao Jiuzhou while vomiting blood.
Zhao Jiuzhou pulled him and dragged him inside, "Let's go, let's go, let's go! Did you take that... form?"
"Take it! I'm not an idiot! I even took yours!"
Wei Mianzi woke up at around eleven o'clock today. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep at all. He went to Zhu Dachang at around one o'clock in the afternoon to get the military merit application form stamped by the team, and then waited for Zhao from around two o'clock.
Jiuzhou, after waiting for two and a half hours, couldn't hold it in anymore, so he called Zhao Jiuzhou. The reason why he was so entangled was that on the one hand, he didn't want to appear as if he was asking Zhao Jiuzhou to do something, but on the other hand,
During the review later, he himself was unable to explain the details of last night.
Damn it, who knows how Zhao Jiuzhou killed the monster?
Even if he claims to be a mystic master, then Zhao Jiuzhou should say this himself.
Otherwise, if it were Wei Mianzi himself, he would feel very embarrassed...
After all, even kindergarten children now know that occult magic is a lie.
Even the leader of the alliance, Marci, has no longer mentioned any words about mysticism in recent years.
This concept is clearly dead!
"Hello, we achieved military success last night!"
Zhao Jiuzhou was so excited that he ran to the front desk of the Military Merit Registration Department and slapped the team's form in front of the little girl at the front desk.
Eight hours later, he suddenly felt that the girl here was more beautiful than the cashier girl.
"The third team of the Night Shift Department of the City Defense Department..." The lady at the front desk picked up the form and looked at it carefully, then looked at Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi. Seeing the excitement on Wei Mianzi's face, she was not surprised and stretched out her hand lightly, "
Card."
"Here!" Wei Mianzi's hand speed was so fast that it left an afterimage as he handed over his card.
Zhao Jiuzhou did the same.
The young lady took the two people's cards, swiped them on the number-taking machine, and then returned them to the two of them. She pointed towards the distance and said, "Turn left in front and go upstairs. You go to the second floor, 202, you go to the second floor."
Two hundred and four.”
"Am I 202?" Zhao Jiuzhou asked one more question.
"Nonsense! You are so stupid! If you are not 202, who is 2?" Wei Mianzi shouted anxiously, grabbing Zhao Jiuzhou and walking upstairs.
Zhao Jiuzhou was in turn dragged by Wei Mianzi, and the two quickly reached the second floor.
The doors to the rooms upstairs were all open, and there was no intention of keeping them secret.
The review room for the two people is next door.
Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi took their respective forms and entered the door.
Wei Mianzi hurriedly handed over the form first. The person who reviewed him took it and looked at it. His slightly pulled face immediately showed a smile, "I'm about to become a regular employee."
"Ah? Can...can you become a regular employee?" Wei Mianzi was so excited that he was trembling all over.
The reviewer smiled faintly: "It will definitely be transferred. The credit for last night was too great. With your working experience and age, I think it is 80% that you can skip the apprenticeship and be promoted to an outer disciple."
Outer disciple?
The sudden good news surprised Wei Mianzi for a while.
"Really...really?" he asked the auditor in disbelief.
The auditor looked at his excited expression and understood in his heart. He nodded and said: "Anyway, it will be absolutely no problem to change the job. You can go back and wait for the news."
"I...I..." Wei Mianzi murmured twice and suddenly squatted down.
He held his head and choked at first, then quickly lost control and began to cry bitterly.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"
In the next room, Zhao Jiuzhou, who was aiming to become the leader of the alliance, Riliu Yifei, listened to the cries next door, looked at the auditor in front of him, looked calm, and said with a smile: "Fuck, let's get rid of him for this little benefit.
?I can’t see how innocent he is.”
"Do you think it's easy for temporary workers to become regular workers?" On the contrary, the old aunt who reviewed Zhao Jiuzhou was more humane. While defending Wei Mianzi, she stamped Zhao Jiuzhou's form, entered the information, and asked Zhao Jiuzhou to sign for confirmation.
After completing a set of simple procedures, the old aunt still stared at the screen and sighed: "You are lucky, you just got a full-time job..."
"Well, I'm a mystic master, and I killed two level three monsters yesterday." Zhao Jiuzhou emphasized without blushing.
The old aunt turned to look at him and smiled.
She doesn't believe in magicians.
The best she can do is believe that the young man in front of her has awakened explosive skills at a critical moment.
There are actually quite a few such things.
Logically speaking, this young man can at least be a deacon in this life, right?
Good luck...
She sighed secretly in her heart, and was about to let Zhao Jiuzhou go back and wait for news, but suddenly, another message popped up on the computer screen, and the old aunt couldn't help but look at Zhao Jiuzhou one more time, and changed her mind.
Is this young man likely to be the deputy helmsman in the future?
"Wait a moment."
She hurriedly printed a form for Zhao Jiuzhou according to the information displayed on the screen. The printer buzzed and the old aunt picked it up and handed it to him, "Go to the Psychic Detection Department and check your
of inspiration and agility.”
"Me?" Zhao Jiuzhou was confused, "Why?"
"I don't know." The old aunt said, "It was requested by the Combat Department of the General Rudder and Garrison Department. Anyway, it is a good thing."
As soon as Zhao Jiuzhou heard this, he immediately cheered up and his face glowed red.
I knew it!
"I knew it!" Zhao Jiuzhou ran out with the form and happened to meet Wei Mianzi going out crying.
The old boy quickly wiped his tears and shouted: "Look at your mother! You know nothing!"
"Fuck! You know what a fool!" Zhao Jiuzhou raised a finger towards Wei Mianzi and shouted in an inflated voice, "The higher-ups have discovered my talent! They want to focus on training me! I really want to be the leader of the alliance!
"
After saying that, he dropped the confused Wei Mianzi, turned around and ran downstairs.
Wei Mianzi turned around with surprise and looked at the old aunt in the office who was reviewing Zhao Jiuzhou.
The old aunt shook her head innocently, "I didn't say anything! He was just talking nonsense! It has nothing to do with me!"
Wei Mianzi understood immediately.
Zhao Jiuzhou, this idiot...
Just give him a staff and he feels like he can poke a dragon in the eye.
This child, he knew from the first day he met him...
Chapter completed!