"Dad, the monsters are so fierce, why do we still have to mess with them?"

"Because you can make money by killing monsters. There is something called a crystal core in its belly, which can generate electricity, make bullets, and make all kinds of messy things. The most rubbish crystal core can be sold for hundreds of thousands, which is enough for you.

I have been eating and drinking for more than three years..."

"how about you?"

"I still need to find a lady to relieve my anger, maybe for a year at most."

"Dad, is it appropriate for you to be so honest?"

"What's inappropriate? How do you think you were born?"

"So my mother used to be a working woman?"

"Fuck you!"

"Did you dig it out of the grave first?"

At the moment of life and death, many things flashed through Zhao Jiuzhou's mind. In fact, his name was not Zhao Jiuzhou, his real name was Zhao Jiuzhou, because he was born nine weeks prematurely. In this way, his mother died in childbirth.

Therefore, the name Jiuzhou was actually registered when he was in elementary school, and the school teacher changed it out of his own righteousness. Later, gradually, even the Household Registration Office of the Society of Society began to be self-righteous in various ways, so he was shouted at,

After nine years of elementary school, when he took the entrance exam, his name really changed to Zhao Jiuzhou.

Silver Kyushu corresponds to the power map of the Silver Prize Alliance.

The Shejihui monopolizes Zhongzhou, which is a very large area...

I heard that the remaining states are not very peaceful and have many monsters.

Zhao Jiuzhou knew in his heart that he had actually given birth to a good child.

Although his father was only an outer disciple, he also raised him as both father and mother.

It's a pity that I'm still a bit unlucky...

So today, am I going to have a family reunion?

Damn it...it's all that damn woman's fault!

If she hadn't torn up my paper, I would definitely be sleeping at home now. How could I have died here?

Time seemed to be stretched infinitely.

In Zhao Jiuzhou's eyes, the monster's movements slowed down infinitely.

In the dark alley, he could even see the outline of the monster clearly.

That is……

A human-shaped pile of excrement.

Oh shit……

To die at the hands of such a disgusting monster...

Shit Lime…

Phantom creature...

Combat power...

Seems to be……

"Dad, why do people have to guard the cesspit? Isn't it disgusting?"

"It's disgusting. It's even more disgusting elsewhere. Do you know where the monster will appear?"

"have no idea."

"Cemeteries, deserted houses, houses where people have died, factories where accidents have occurred, and hospital morgues, as long as they are places that can cause physical or psychological discomfort to humans, they are all places where monsters are prone to appear. As for cesspits... Probability comparison

It's small, but it doesn't mean it won't happen. Every year, the number of monsters that people kill by the cesspit is still quite large. Think about it, a piece of junk crystal core can be sold for hundreds of thousands, so if a more powerful monster comes out,

The dropped crystal cores are of higher quality, can they be sold for hundreds of thousands?"

"Um……"

"Then do you think it makes sense to protect the cesspit?"

"Then why do rich people have flush toilets in their homes? There are also deacons and captains in their homes. Their bosses are obviously very powerful. Why don't they just dig a few more cesspits in their own homes? Isn't it possible to live by just guarding the cesspools?

"

"You will also say that rich people don't care about this little money. The quality of life must be more important. Ordinary people like us only need to dig out feces. How can rich people embarrass themselves and defecate all day long?

Together."

"Grandma, I really want to live in a house with a flush toilet."

"Then study hard, go to school, and sit in an office after graduation. Sooner or later it will be your turn."

"Fuck...that damn woman!!! I'm going to kill you!!!"

The light from his right fist suddenly illuminated the entire alley.

Zhao Jiuzhou punched the monster hard before it could hit him.

The light covering the fist penetrated from the monster.

Boom! Boom boom boom!

There was a loud sound in the sky, and dozens of fireworks suddenly rose into the sky, turning into the totem of the Silver Award Alliance.

It was the Demon Hunting World Cup, and another player from the Silver League won the championship.

In the alley, a strong wind blew.

That monster was scattered everywhere like a goddess scattering flowers.

"Cough! Cough cough cough cough!"

Zhao Jiuzhou had no time to celebrate his escape from death, so he hurried to the side and coughed crazily.

At that moment, he seemed to feel something running into his mouth.

Damn it! Why did I yell like that?

"Ugh~~!" He leaned against the wall, opened his mouth and vomited all over the floor.

Wei Mianzi, however, was experienced and had quick eyesight and quick hands. When he saw a red bright spot flashing in the dark, he quickly lowered his head and picked it up. Regardless of the environment in the alley, he was ecstatic and said, "Ha! Second-level crystal core! Second-level crystal core!

Crystal core! Child! Look! Look, you...did you just eat shit?"

Zhao Jiuzhou's stomach suddenly twitched again, he lowered his head and vomited, spitting out a pile of sour water, "I didn't..."

Wei Mianzi's mouth curved, revealing a gloating smile, "You lied, you did."

"I didn't!"

"You're eating shit."

"Get out! You're the one eating shit!" Zhao Jiuzhou shouted angrily.

He made sure he didn't eat shit.

Because I vomited for a long time, there was no strange taste in my mouth, and nothing actual came out.

The night was already very late. He had eaten a lot at night and the food in his stomach had been completely digested...

The thing that fell into my stomach just now was definitely not Yoneda Kou.

Zhao Jiuzhou just felt disgusted.

Because when the monster ran out, the septic tank also exploded.

Farmyard manure is all over the sky, making the environment of this alley very bad...

"What's wrong? What happened?!" Outside the alley, Zhu Dachang's group of people, who heard the movement and smelled an incredible smell, ran over quickly with flashlights on.

Just after running a few steps, a large group of people immediately retreated, "Holy crap! Did the cesspit explode?!"

"It exploded! It really exploded!" Wei Mianzi shouted, "Captain Zhu! We picked up a secondary crystal core! It's red!"

"Oh! Really?! Dog luck is so good?" When Zhu Dachang heard that he was rich, he immediately ignored the difficult working environment. He took out a mask and put it on, and ran up happily. However, as he got closer, his steps slowly and slowly

Stopped.

Under the bright light of more than a dozen flashlights, Wei Mianzi's face from head to toe contained traces of nature.

Zhu Dachang's stomach twitched when he saw it. He didn't even have time to ask Wei Mianzi to hand over the crystal core, so he ran to the wall, held the wall with one hand, opened his mouth and vomited: "vomit~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou had already almost vomited, but when he saw Zhu Dachang acting opposite him again, he couldn't help but hold his breath. After vomiting all the stomach acid, he opened his mouth again and even vomited out the gall, "vomit~~"

"Ugh~~~ Are you still alive?" Zhu Dachang was a little surprised. His face was filled with snot and tears. He thought Zhao Jiuzhou should have died.

Zhao Jiuzhou also took some time out of his busy schedule and replied while vomiting: "Oh~~~Yes, Captain Zhu, did you eat garlic tonight?"

Zhu Dachang: "Yes~vomit~~~"

Zhao Jiuzhou: "I knew it, vomit~~~it stinks..."

"Come out and talk..." Zhu Dachang vomited and vomited, and finally understood what he said, and dragged Zhao Jiuzhou out.

Wei Mianzi also hurriedly followed Peipianzi out.

"Wow~~~!"

When a group of people squatting at the entrance of the alley saw this, their voices suddenly changed in fear, and the birds and beasts scattered in disorder.

"Damn, what's going on?" Zhu Dachang cursed, walked to the entrance of the alley, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. He snatched the shit-stained crystal core from Wei Mianzi's hand. It was just a little shit, but it didn't really count.

What, he is also a demon hunter himself. In the process of killing monsters, there are always countless disgusting things. Shiting and peeing are really the lowest level.

He just couldn't stand the smell in the alley.

"Captain!" The followers on the side casually picked up a water pipe from nearby. There are abundant water resources in Shejihui. Every household has an external faucet. The water fee is very cheap, and there is no fear of others using it indiscriminately.

Because cameras are just like faucets, they are everywhere in the city, forming a dragnet.

Anyone who dares to turn on the tap but not turn it off will be taken away by the police at dawn the next day.

"Yes." Zhu Dachang stretched out his hand and asked the attendant to help him wash off the dirt in his hand, and also rinse the fire crystal core in his hand.

As the dirt on the crystal core was washed away, Zhu Dachang looked at the crystal core in his hand, his eyes becoming brighter and brighter.

"It's so red..." The followers also noticed it, and everyone's attention was focused on the crystal core, completely forgetting Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, who were covered in farm treasures.

"Level 3..." Zhu Dachang said a little uncertainly, "It should be..."

"It's not a should, it's a yes." In the night behind a few people, three white horses walked out with their hooves clattering.

The leader, a young man in his twenties, got off his horse and walked to Zhu Dachang's side.

But just like Zhu Dachang just now, as soon as he approached Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, he immediately took a step back subconsciously, raised his hand to cover his nose, and frowned: "What did you encounter?"

"Shit Lime! Lord Deacon! We killed a Shit Lime!" Wei Mianzi said excitedly, "The crystal core fell out of the Shit Lime!"

"Shit Lime dropped the third-level crystal core?" The young man still covered his nose with his left hand and stretched out his right hand towards Zhu Dachang.

Zhu Dachang hurriedly handed over the crystal core.

The young man took it in his hand and input a little spiritual power.

The crystal core turned slightly red.

At this time, another man and woman who came with him also came up.

The woman was wearing a cloak, covering her head with a hood, and said softly: "It's Level 3, that's right."

Another man said excitedly: "That's worth over a million."

"Well..." The young man whom Wei Mianzi called Mr. Deacon suddenly smiled again, "What a good luck."

"Yeah." The woman looked at Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, "It shouldn't be difficult to kill two people with this level of feces."

Zhao Jiuzhou's ears moved slightly.

"But the spirit resistance of the shit lime is zero. If you are hit by spiritual power, you will die." Another man continued, and asked Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi loudly from several meters away, "You guys hit that shit first."

Lime, right?"

"He! He hit it!" Wei Mianzi was still a decent person, and he didn't dare to take credit for this kind of thing. He pointed at Zhao Jiuzhou and shouted, "It just splashed! He even ate shit!"

Zhao Jiuzhou roared furiously: "I don't have any!"

"Oh! You can eat what you eat! Mental damage can be considered a work-related injury! I also suffered it!" Wei Mianzi roared even louder.

Zhu Dachang looked at Wei Mianzi's excitement and said nothing.

Work-related injuries are equivalent to military merit. No matter how small the military merit is, it is extremely difficult to obtain for low-level temporary workers.

He, Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi had no enmity or enmity, so naturally they would not hinder others from getting rich.

When the young deacon heard Wei Mianzi's roar, of course he knew what his subtext was, and said directly: "I saw it, you two have eaten shit, and I will show you my merits. Zhu Dachang..."

"Yes! I'm here!"

"You write a merit report for them. Everyone here today has merit. This...I took it back and wrote it in your report. I passed by afterwards and investigated, and found nothing else. Our Black Tiger

The mountain divides the world and leads to peace."

"Yes, yes, my subordinates know." Zhu Dachang was extremely happy when he heard that he also had merit.

The young deacon took out a small bag from his pocket and put a million-dollar crystal core into it.

The three people were turning to leave when Zhao Jiuzhou suddenly shouted again: "That woman!"

"Huh?" The woman turned her head, looked at Zhao Jiuzhou, and slowly took off her cloak.

Fireworks filled the sky, illuminating her face.

She had a very fair and delicate face, and Zhao Jiuzhou would never forget her in his life.

"Holy shit! It's really you! You tore up my paper!" Zhao Jiuzhou roared loudly.

The woman looked at Zhao Jiuzhou, as if recalling it, "Oh? Is it you? Why, don't you accept it?"

"I just wrote for a few more seconds!"

"The exam bell rings, and even one second longer is a foul. I didn't arrest you to go to the White Tiger Hall, but I just opened the door to you. Do you still have the nerve to refuse?"

"Damn it...I get perfect marks in math every year!"

"What does that have to do with me?" The woman rolled her eyes, turned around and got on the horse.

"Holy shit...I! I will let you ruin my whole life! What the hell..."

Snapped!

The young deacon waved his hand casually.

Zhao Jiuzhou screamed as if he was struck by an invisible whip.

"Zhu Dachang, take care of your people and teach him what the rules are." The man threw out his skills as if Zhao Jiuzhou didn't exist at all. He said something to Zhu Dachang, turned around and followed the man who left.

one girl.

"Yes...yes!" Zhu Dachang hurriedly said to the young deacon's back, then turned around and complained to Zhao Jiuzhou in a low voice, "You really don't want to hang out anymore? I'll be careful about expelling you!"

"Hmph." Zhao Jiuzhou gritted his teeth and touched the place where he was hit just now. He felt a burning pain. "That woman is worth a few bucks. I will fuck her sooner or later! I was so good that I could enter academia."

hospital……"

"Okay, okay, okay!" Zhu Dachang had seen this kind of thing too many times. He took the water pipe and threw it in front of Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi, "You two go ahead on your own and follow me to Deacon Liu's place tomorrow morning to sign.

."

"Okay! Okay!" Wei Mianzi nodded overjoyed.

"What a fool, why are you arguing with Deacon Liu..." Zhu Dachang cursed, and a large group of people turned and left.

Zhao Jiuzhou bent down to pick up the water pipe and poured it over his head. Wei Mianzi, who had even more shit on his body, snatched it back and said angrily: "That's it! You are such an idiot! I almost ended up with you!"

"Mara for a coin, that dead woman harmed me first!" Zhao Jiuzhou was still aggrieved and said angrily, "Are we still on duty?"

"What the heck, two monsters appeared in the same place in one day. Do you think you are some kind of bad luck star that came to this world?"

As soon as they finished speaking, in the dark alley behind the two of them, they suddenly remembered a low roar.

Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi both raised their eyebrows and twitched the corners of their mouths.

Not far away, Deacon Liu and the three men suddenly held the reins of their horses and looked at each other.

On the other side, the eyes of Zhu Dachang and a large group of people also collectively revealed a gleam of surprise.

"It's Night Owl! Call for support!" Deacon Liu's expression suddenly changed, and the man beside him quickly took out a flare gun and fired it into the sky.

Deacon Liu and the woman had no time to waste. They immediately turned their horses and hurried towards Zhao Jiuzhou and Wei Mianzi.

Amidst the urgent sound of horse hooves, the two people jumped into the alley one after the other.

The moment the signal bomb exploded in the sky, Deacon Liu and the woman opened their eyes wide and saw an unbelievable scene.

Zhao Jiuzhou punched him, and the monster with a human-shaped bird head, a sharp beak and sharp claws exploded into a bloody mist.

Deacon Liu sat on the horse, dumbfounded.

Zhao Jiuzhou was still holding the water pipe he had just snatched from Wei Mianzi in one hand. He looked at his fist stupidly and muttered in a low voice: "What the hell... is the reincarnation of the bad luck star? The one just now... is also a shit lime? They are...
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