Chapter Four Hundred and Five: One Kiss Sets the World
"Ahem."
After the Bodhidharma negotiator drove the spacecraft into the membrane, he felt relieved.
I felt my throat a little hurt and itchy, so I couldn't help but clear my throat and said with a smile: "This is a life-saving. I just said that this method doesn't work. I let me carry the virus and I discovered it, so I almost couldn't come back. Fortunately, there is a dark matter barrier, otherwise..."
"Ahem."
"Ah, cough, cough."
Before he could finish his words, the negotiator of Damo Star suddenly coughed violently, feeling that his respiratory system became extremely itchy.
"Why do I make such a weird sound?"
He was a little surprised and puzzled to himself, and he was really strange in his heart, but he never knew that the human body would make such a cough and cough sound.
They have never caught a cold and have no idea what kind of torment they will experience when winter comes.
As he coughed, the negotiators of Damoxing felt that the respiratory system seemed to be blocked, and took a sudden breath: "Ah snee."
A mouthful of yellow thick phlegm spit out and sprayed on the spacecraft operating screen.
The alien negotiators were stunned and touched the phlegm with their hands: "What is this?"
“…”
When I returned to Bodhidharma, I found that most of the people and staff of Bodhidharma had already gathered in the largest square.
This is an emergency moment for Bodhidharma. The world is gathered together and ready to fight back at any time.
The supreme leader of Damo welcomed him off the spaceship and sighed: "Don't be discouraged, you have done a good job. Although the virus plan has not been successful, your courage is worthy of our admiration."
Agent Damo forced himself to hold back the feeling of coughing, gritted his teeth and hugged the leader, and then answered another kiss. Then he turned his head and kissed the officer of Damo in turn, embracing him.
Just as he was about to speak and share his feelings about contacting the people on earth, the negotiators of Bodhidharma finally couldn't help it and started coughing violently in front of trillions of people.
"Ahem, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The cough and spitting both shocked the people of Damoxing. Everyone watched him spitting casually, spitting yellow liquid all over the platform, and they didn't feel nauseous, but they just felt curious.
I don’t feel nauseous because they have never seen phlegm. It’s because their etiquette is all about kissing, and kissing is about exchanging body fluids...
"What’s wrong with you?"
The negotiator of Damoxing frowned and said weakly: "I don't know, I feel itchy in my respiratory system. Also, my throat is very dry, and I feel nauseous and retching. There is always a mouthful of liquid in my throat that I can't spit it out or swallow it."
This is a symptom of chronic pharyngitis...
As he spoke, the nasal voice of the Bharma negotiator became heavier and heavier. After a moment, a sneeze and a thick snot actually spurted out of his tiny nostrils...
An hour later, the Bodhidharma negotiator had a high fever all over his body and he was already in a coma. Their medical department urgently sent him into a rescue cabin for treatment.
No matter what, it is impossible to know what the cause is.
It was just through analysis that he saw that his respiratory system had turned red. They didn't know that this was called inflammation.
It may be the reason why this red congestion caused the cough. But no matter what, the root cause was not found, and I don’t know why his respiratory system turned red.
Another hour later, the agent of the Bodhidharma died of a fever. The doctor of the Bodhidharma people could not even find the cause of the disease and could not use first aid. He died.
Cold is so terrible for aliens.
Finally, when several doctors also coughed to varying degrees, they were suddenly shocked. Could this be an infectious bacteria?
Then the negotiator's body was immediately completely dissected and a detailed test was carried out. After using the elimination method, a new type of unknown virus was found in his body.
: "What kind of virus is this! It has replication ability and has strong replication ability."
"This is a new virus, contagious."
“…”
They didn't know that this was called a cold virus. After the light energy person used it and used body fluids as a transmission medium, it spread to his body. The virus came into contact with the new environment in his body and mutations appeared.
So it is called the seasonal flu virus...
That is commonly known as viral cold.
This disease cannot be cured by the Bodhidharma people.
You must drink 999 Cold Spirit Granules, paired with two rosomycin capsules, and a few licorice tablets. And Damoxing, there is no such medicine for selling these...
After the medical staff of Damo Star found that they also started to cough, their faces turned pale. They knew they were also infected with a terrifying deadly virus.
The alarm was immediately sounded and the highest department was quickly notified.
"Isolation, request rapid isolation."
“Quickly isolate all people who come into contact with negotiators.”
"It was discovered that the negotiators brought back a new deadly virus from outer space, and the 'chung clang' virus will be named for the time being."
"People infected with the clang clang virus have characteristics: making clang clang clang sounds, spitting out thick liquids, getting hot all over, weak, unconscious, sleepy, dizzy..."
“Ask for quarantine now!”
“…”
Why just name the clang clang virus? Because when naming a new type of thing, it is actually very hasty. After they find that after they are infected with the virus, their cough will make a sound similar to clang clang. So they named it clang clang clang.
Just like the zombie virus that used to be on Earth, who knows what the new virus is called? You can't give a standard. Since it will become a zombie, it's called a zombie virus.
However, when the medical staff put on their isolation suits and walked out, they found that the sound of "cough cough cough, ha bah" sounded all over the world.
Looking around, there seems to be a cough on the Star of Bodhidharma.
Everyone bent over with their stomachs, coughing to death, and when they cough, they would fall to the ground and unable to get up.
"It's over!"
When they saw the supreme leader lying on the ground and coughing weakly, they rescued the negotiators and tested the virus and immediately knew that it was over.
Today is a big day, and everyone in Bodhidharma is very nervous, and it is a day to fight to the death with others.
Most of the people gathered together and prepared to fight at any time and resist invasions from low-end races at any time.
At this moment, the negotiators brought back the influenza virus because of kissing a photoelectric person. The rapid spread and explosive spread could not stop the cold virus.
The nemesis of the cold virus is actually the immune system that comes with the human body on Earth. In fact, drugs cannot do it. Drugs can only make the body's system stronger and more powerful. If it cannot eliminate the cold virus, it still depends on the body's own immunity to suppress it.
However, the people of Damo have no immune system at all. There are no white blood cells in their bodies. Without the nemesis of the cold, the cold virus is like a wild dog that has been rid of its reins. That guy rushed out and couldn't take it back. One infected one, two infected four...
It spreads faster than the zombie virus. The zombie virus must first be transmitted by body fluids and blood.
But this cold is transmitted by air and saliva.
Everyone is coughing and saliva is flying all over the sky. No matter how skillful your technology is, you don’t know in advance, and you don’t prevent it in advance, and you can’t stop it after the incident.
So, in this way, the light-powered person became the one who despised both sides and cursed both sides secretly.
The people on Earth disliked him, despised him and aliens, and were infected with alien AIDS.
Now, the people of Bodhidharma are afraid of him, disgusted him, and hated him. Just because one person kissed him, the end of the whole Bodhidharma came.
The light-powered person was caught in the middle, and he was in tears. Both sides felt like he was a piece of shit, and both sides felt that his whole body was poisonous.
Three hours later, Li Guan felt that the time was almost over and praised the Lunar Power in public: "You are the nemesis of aliens. You are very powerful. This time, the credit for this invasion of Damo Star is mainly due to you."
The simplicity smiled and did not dare to respond. He was such a person, spreading the virus on both sides...
The people of Damo wanted to use him to spread the virus to him, but Damo was cheated by him. Unexpectedly, the media host they were going to spread was a deadly virus...
I just wanted to contagious one-sidedly, but no one expected that it would be contagious and hurt each other.
It also reminds people of a story: a poisonous snake bites a person who has been taking drugs for many years. The person is fine, and the snake dies...
More than ten hours later, the Star of Bodhidharma was basically destroyed.
A kiss will determine the world. That's not a joke.
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Chapter completed!